What’s a “dirt” birthday?
Stacey Solomon #91 She’s just one of us, she’s not a faker, but we don’t get free holidays to Jamaica!
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A sheep engagement hook
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When will our good ol’ relatable Stace admit that’s not her crappy box dye job she’s paid to shill but & is in fact £££’s by a professional hairdresser?
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Stacey’s forehead is looking VERYYYY smooth in these latest videos compared to recent videos. Her forehead doesn’t move even a bit and I think it’s even more noticeable because she is usually so OTT and expressive. Also the area under her eyes looks different…kind of hollow??
Aso how kind can one person be?? A free hair perfume with any order with no minimum order price
Aso how kind can one person be?? A free hair perfume with any order with no minimum order price
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I think she meant First birthday but we know Stacey she would say ohhh silly me
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Why instead of spending time on tit like the flowers decoration- which is just place for a dust !! She doesn’t spend time to fix her house?? Like this light?
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Doesn't her brother look like her Dad? 
I love that Joe posted a picture of his mum holding a packet of fags 
That rose monstrosity 
were they left over from the tit bottle present? isn’t it Belles birthday? Would think she’d have gone for Yellow/Lemon theme for Belle.
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were they left over from the tit bottle present? isn’t it Belles birthday? Would think she’d have gone for Yellow/Lemon theme for Belle.---
🫣 poor lad when someone says ‘ you look like your dad Dirty Dave’ 🫣Doesn't her brother look like her Dad?
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Poor lad when someone says “you look like your dad Dirty Dave” 🫣Doesn't her brother look like her Dad?
Who the hell needs ‘Hair perfume’ Just wash your hair you woman!
Belle 12th feb, Rex 23rd may. Unless I've remembered that wrong after just looking at the wiki hahha brain on a go slow sodding cold
I’m not sure but it’s very on point in that family
…… Seriously though does she not check her posts for typos? Maybe she should hire someone.
Well known ‘influencer’ trick. Make deliberate spelling mistakes and use bad grammar knowing people will message you, hence upping your engagement on insta. SSS knows all the tricksI’m not sure but it’s very on point in that family
Stacey and hot water and shampoo are strangers though, hence the need for Fabreze for hair.
She’s a strange ‘un alright; she makes such a huge deal about ‘oh I like my hair to smell nice’ and ‘I don’t want people to think I smell’ as she spritz’s herself liberally with the hair perfume she ‘invented’ yet she hasn’t seemed to grasp the correlation between smelling nice and washing herself. Bless, it’d be funny if she wasn’t so tragic.
Still, stand back as the stampede of sheeple rush to buy anything from Rehab’s overpriced range all so they too can be like Stacey and avoid the simple daily process of bathing and instead mask any unpleasant odours by slavering themselves in scent. What with that for the hair and her Airwick range for the house you could probably do away with cleaning anything altogether!
I don’t get it! My hair does get greasy very quickly so if I’m on day 2 (or sometimes 3 but I can’t leave it any longer than that) then I do like to give it a spritz to make myself feel fresh but I just use the perfume I’m already wearing, when I’m applying it I’ll just do a spritz just above my head so it sort of wafts down nice and evenly without being overpowering. I’ve never felt the need to buy an extra perfume just for my hair.
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Also, I didn’t realise quite how blonde she’s gotten. To be fair it’s a vast improvement on the red but I still don’t think it suits her.
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I can go about three days but I also have dry shampoo spray and wouldn’t dream of being influenced by Scruffy Stacey. Seriously her sheep must be so thick! They really don’t realise she’s selling to them and she definitely is not their friend nor does she love them all….
What? She doesn’t love them to the moon and back???
I’m in hospital and haven’t washed my hair in a good full week now, i planned to do it the day I was admitted 
still I’d rather look like a shitbag with dirty hair than spray it with anything recommended by her
still I’d rather look like a shitbag with dirty hair than spray it with anything recommended by her
Of course she loves them silly! Look at how much money they’ve made her!
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