he just looks grubby, not tanned!
He is unfortunately one of those people who constantly look like they’re in need of a bloody good wash. When this is combined with the fact we know Stacey isn’t overly hot on the old personal hygiene front herself and has even alluded to her being told/aware she smells at times, well it doesn’t bode well does it?!
Oh just imagine the smell hitting you when you enter Gherkinville; a heady combination of mustiness and damp merged with unwashed bodies, wet dog, BO and stale fag smoke. To make it worse that lot will all be woefully inadequately masked by a plethora of whatever Airwick products she’s put her name at a specific time and so has got for free, as let’s face it, she’s not gonna pay for anything she doesn’t have to, it’s enough to turn your stomach…
I have visions of people suddenly ‘coming over all funny’ or feeling faint on arrival once the assault on the senses begins. Still I suppose if the smell doesn’t have you instantly brought to your knees you won’t be upright long as you’re bound to trip over and go your length due to the bloody great orange extension cable she has trailing across the threshold of the living room to light up the gaudy Disney tree!
Health and Safety’s never been top of Stacey’s priorities has it?!