How will she hang baubles on it? ffs.
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Her jaw swinging like a wrecking ball
When I lived in a village attached to a RAF base, a box of daz in your window meant the husband was away and you were ‘lonely’!!Someone at work told me this week pampas
grass in your window means your a swinger! WTF does a pampas grass tree mean your into
I am deeply offended by that pampas Christmas tree 
It would have to be someone called Squashedpickle wouldn’t it?!!
I’ve heard of this but thought it was a box of OMO meaning ‘old man’s out’
.The tree is horrendous and fake - just like Stacey
That is a strong contender for the worst tree I’ve ever seen!It’s making me feel itchy
What a dry, bland, over the top monstrositree. There’s nothing whatsoever festive or welcoming about it. It’s bleeping abysmal.
I bet fire brigades everywhere are slamming their heads against station walls in despair.
She has just sucked the fun out of Xmas decorations!!
It’s not even an original idea, Kady McDermott did it in 2020 and member thinking how hideous it was then
she’s the queen of stealing ideas and then turning into books and profiting from it haha
she’s the queen of stealing ideas and then turning into books and profiting from it haha
Just wait, all of a sudden Google will see a surge of searches for ‘directions to Pickle Cottage, Essex’ and there’ll suddenly be a steady stream of visitors to Gherkin HQ, all with a carrier bag of tricks and a seedy glint in their eye announcing;Someone at work told me this week pampas
grass in your window means your a swinger! WTF does a pampas grass tree mean your into
‘I saw THAT tree on the internet, I never knew! They say it’s always the quiet ones eh, shall I come on in?’
I should imagine her jaw will swing, or rather drop then! Or would it… maybe that is what she meant all along?!
Crikey… now I need to unthink that! Damn you brain! *shakes fist at sky*
Crikey yes, it was the first of December yesterday so she’s running late with the door. Today’s project maybe?
who knows!Crikey yes, it was the first of December yesterday so she’s running late with the door. Today’s project maybe?
if there's no door there's definitely something to hide
I think she'll get that company in and say ooooo I just hadvn't had the time this year insta family, I just spend most my time making crap and sucking the fun out of Xmas decorations for my small children!Crikey yes, it was the first of December yesterday so she’s running late with the door. Today’s project maybe?
She's at work today apparently oh its Friday maybe on Loose WomenCrikey yes, it was the first of December yesterday so she’s running late with the door. Today’s project maybe?
Or she will be holding a giant bauble ( she made herself of course with her trusty hot glue gun) and then it will be dropped and tadaaaaaa
It’s just so gross… Last year I picked a carrier bag full of wild blackberries and put them in the fridge overnight. Next day I opened the bag to be greeted by a thousand creepy crawlies of every kind imaginable wriggling around in the bagWith all the real candles she lights that will go up like a rocket if one catches it! I shudder to think how many tiny insects she's just migrated in to her house
. I hadn’t seen one of them when I picked the berries and it was so disturbing I thought about throwing the fridge freezer away. Imagine how many bugs are now living inside Pickle Cottage…… In all the soft furnishings, in the dogs fur, in Rex’s hair and under Joe’s hat…..
I know a few people have mentioned her jaw and it made me wonder if she is on medication, when I was taking antidepressants a few years ago, certain ones made my jaw swing like I had been at a rave and been on class A drugs all weekend
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