Bless, even at her young age Roess knows her mother’s ITS collection is a load of shite and if you listen very carefully she’s saying ‘don’t wear any of it, it’s crap and will make you look like you’re wearing a nappy!’
If you don’t believe me then just have a look in ‘Tap to Parent’ and on page 93 just after where it says burbly babababababba means dog it says ‘violently loud gurgly squealing means ‘my mum’s got no taste’ and ‘ITS clothing is terrible’, so if you don’t believe me then believe that!
As for the smear test, oh dear… running an hour late were they? It’s not ‘cause they were super busy but instead drawing lots as to who got the ‘pleasure’ of performing the dastardly deed!
I hope she’s happy with herself and her productive day; just think about poor Tracey the Practice Nurse who had her heart set on being ‘Slimmer of the Year’ and was doing oh so very well at Weight Watchers, well until today at least! She sadly drew the short straw and after going through that ordeal, poor Tracey couldn’t face the lovely healthy tuna salad she’d prepared for herself when full of good intent this morning and instead was last seen sneaking into the cleaning cupboard with four Kinder Eggs, 6 packs of Frazzles, a box of Mr Kipling French Fancies and a family pack of Mars bars. Nice one Stace!