I wondered for a second if its an inside joke. Crapbag and I had a barney the other week (dead petty, he got me a coffee and it was the wrong one - Im not a
witch honest, I have gestational diabetes and I'm classed as under weight so I have to be extremely careful as I have to monitor bloods and keep a food diary to prove I am eating) and I said in a strop something like it was as if we were 16 again, dating and he didnt know who i was. He now scribbles 'crapbag 4 princess c.banana hammock 4 eva' on the notice board, babies chalk board, mirror, a sticky note in the car - anywhere he thinks it's funny because he's 16 again and thinks hes a comedian. But then I remembered she doesn't have a sense of humour and the days all about her, not him
I hope she doesn't put the address on the invitations as pickle cottage, there will be a few empty seats!
Actually surprised she’s not stuck pickle cottage on the sign she writes it everywhere else. On her shelves, on her chopping board in her drawer inserts. Just in case people forget the name. Wait it’s not actually called pickle cottage