Her of the undead, sticker sister was in full blown witter mode regarding Stacey’s hen do yesterday and it got me thinking about just who will be invited to such an auspicious occasion? 
So aside the pair of them, Jemma although gabbling manically didn’t mention any of the potential attendees so who will the lucky women be? Hinch? Other Instagrammers? The cackling bunch of misfits at Loose Woman? Or will it be actual non-zeleb friends, if she has any that is, as we don’t get introduced to them and surely if it’s not on Instagram then it’s not real?
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Mind that’s going to be an event to miss. Jemma’s being all secret squirrel as to when and where at present but the thought of her, Stacey and whoever else all decked up to the nines thinking they look the bee’s knees and no doubt with L plates, hen night sashes and willy accessories galore is enough to put anyone off going anywhere within a 25 mile radius of them. Anyone who has got something planned, especially if it’s something important or you want to enjoy, I’d suggest rearranging it as if you’re anywhere near that bunch, they’ll ruin it for you. I still remember accounts of the pantomime Stacey, Skeletor and the children attended; fair to say the rest of the audience weren’t impressed by their antics and Widow Twankey’s still in therapy.
It’ll also be interesting to see if Stacey keeps up the ‘alcohol? Oh no, I don’t touch a drop’ bollocks she’s recently been spouting. Tbh though I think on this occasion, at least for those around them, copious amounts of alcohol is the only way to get through. Oooooh it’ll be quite entertaining when it happens; I suggest we get the popcorn at the ready and then sit back and watch the tit show unfold!
So aside the pair of them, Jemma although gabbling manically didn’t mention any of the potential attendees so who will the lucky women be? Hinch? Other Instagrammers? The cackling bunch of misfits at Loose Woman? Or will it be actual non-zeleb friends, if she has any that is, as we don’t get introduced to them and surely if it’s not on Instagram then it’s not real?
.Mind that’s going to be an event to miss. Jemma’s being all secret squirrel as to when and where at present but the thought of her, Stacey and whoever else all decked up to the nines thinking they look the bee’s knees and no doubt with L plates, hen night sashes and willy accessories galore is enough to put anyone off going anywhere within a 25 mile radius of them. Anyone who has got something planned, especially if it’s something important or you want to enjoy, I’d suggest rearranging it as if you’re anywhere near that bunch, they’ll ruin it for you. I still remember accounts of the pantomime Stacey, Skeletor and the children attended; fair to say the rest of the audience weren’t impressed by their antics and Widow Twankey’s still in therapy.
It’ll also be interesting to see if Stacey keeps up the ‘alcohol? Oh no, I don’t touch a drop’ bollocks she’s recently been spouting. Tbh though I think on this occasion, at least for those around them, copious amounts of alcohol is the only way to get through. Oooooh it’ll be quite entertaining when it happens; I suggest we get the popcorn at the ready and then sit back and watch the tit show unfold!
No, no, what am I saying!!!!
