I can hear her now;
‘Mandy, oi Mancy! Can you put that pressure washer away when you’ve got a minute, yeah that’s right, it’s just out by the bench. Oh and if before you do you could whip round and do the rest of the fence I’ve started? It’s just I’ve done the bit I needed to show off on the ‘gram, sorry I mean I ran out of time so couldn’t get it finished! Much obliged Mand, ta!’
Mandy sets trudging off down the garden to, as usual, finish the job Stacey started but got bored and once filmed enough to put on Instagram, gave up on. Soon all that can be heard is the sound of the pressure washer and if you listen hard enough Mandy muttering under her breath *stupid lazy arse cow, she can’t do anything properly, I don’t know why she gets to sit on her backside taking photos as she slurps tea and I get to pointlessly jet wash the rotten, falling apart fence*
Another day in paradise it seems!