I find it wrong that they’ve blanked out their own names but not their child’s…
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The accent on the e is the wrong way round 
should be é not è at the end of Esmé
should be é not è at the end of Esmé
That’s Tanjoe
Interesting thought why else would they we know their names lol
"Tanjoe". oh my god, LOL
Islington is tanjoe they've blocked hers out obviously cause the sheep thinks it's actually called pickle cottage when it isn't its called something else cottage
100% why else would they blank out their names when we already know their surnames.
noticed she has also blurred out her address as place of birth for Rose, possibly for security reasons but more likely because she doesn’t want the sheep to realise it isn’t called pickle cottage
100% done that for Tattle’s benefit 
why else in the world would you post a photo of your child’s birth certificate on the internet FFS
why else in the world would you post a photo of your child’s birth certificate on the internet FFSAnd blocked out occupation I really wanted to know what that actually is 
Because of COVID some registry offices make you order the "official" cert, they give you a print out to double check everything is 100% correct before they submit it.
I had to do this a few weeks ago when i registered my babies and it was exactly like this.
So it is... got all excited for a sec!
I imagine when you open her bedroom door the staleness odour that would hit you would be 
. Food, milk throw up, nappy aromas, body odours, stale unwashed hair, dogs, those bed covers, eugh.
Anyway, that child is used to the cold as there is no heating except the drying heat of the electric fire if it’s ever switched on, no curtains to keep out chills at night. She barely dressed her for the garden and she looks underdressed for the trip out. But hold on it’s okay as Stacey has put out the call for freebie coats and they’ll all start flooding in, winter onesies and tiny coats are winging their way as we speak. However, as she’ll never be taken out again, it’s pointless really and no business will get a tag.
. Food, milk throw up, nappy aromas, body odours, stale unwashed hair, dogs, those bed covers, eugh.Anyway, that child is used to the cold as there is no heating except the drying heat of the electric fire if it’s ever switched on, no curtains to keep out chills at night. She barely dressed her for the garden and she looks underdressed for the trip out. But hold on it’s okay as Stacey has put out the call for freebie coats and they’ll all start flooding in, winter onesies and tiny coats are winging their way as we speak. However, as she’ll never be taken out again, it’s pointless really and no business will get a tag.
To be fair, I can totally understand them blurring out the address
The maiden name section is blank so doubt they have got married in secret. She probably wants everyone to think that though and just didn’t “blur” out the maiden name section to look like they have got married
Ahhh yeah I see what you mean
Then she says to the registrar “oh, I’m such a ditz, can we re-print it but with 30th Sept? Mum ‘brian’, got the month wrong, hahaha”
I am absolutely gobsmacked that she's posted the birth certificate.
And we are to believe that they are BFFI was thinking, Opal Fruit must be coming up for three weeks old now so why have they waited so long to take her to register the birth?I mean, it’s hardly that they’ve been working flat out and haven’t had time, so why today, what made it so special? It was only when I flicked onto Instagram that exactly why she’s waited until today to make her big announcement dawned on me; it’s only the release date of Hinch’s second notebook!
Oneupmanship much?!She’s at it again, she can’t help herself, she hates anyone else possibly spending more time in the limelight than her! ‘What’s that Hinch? Your little scribble pad is coming out today? Well BOOM! ‘Av this! We’re registering our ROESS!’
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