Was it their stench that attracted Skanky and Hoe to each other??
*sniff sniff*
‘What’s that I smell? Oooooh, that’s good! Now let me tell you, there’s nothing that turns me on more than a dirty body, and when I say dirty, I mean dirty, like really dirty, as in unwashed, smelly, the kind of mingingly stinky that has kids in the street take the piss out of you and means no one wants to sit near you ever. Like homeless hobo haven’t had a shower in a month grubby. I mean grotty, really mucky, like you’re in danger of being classified a hazard to public health skanky, and you my dear lady are all that and more! Anyway, hi, I’m Joe, nice to meet you!’