Stacey Solomon #48 No privacy for the babies, can't get much worse, all they do is line your purse

[MyrtleRV]

Is she heading for week two in bed with her broken foof Now that’s a mental image could do without, Staceys disposable knickers and the thought of her and Joe in flagrante

We’ve already established that I’d be a tit influencer as I both couldn’t be arsed and wouldn’t want to share half of the information about myself that they do but surely there has to be a line somewhere?!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION STACEY!! I don’t want to know about her broken foof or her leaking afterbirth, I don’t want to have to think of her downstairs, let alone her battered and bruised downstairs after she’s just given birth… it’s not just her, I don’t want to think of anyone’s, so why is she telling me this?! I can’t unhear that!! That post should have come with a warning ffs, I’m fricking traumatised here!

Dear God, I thought the breathy voice and telling us how much she loved her daughter was too much but this, well this is something else! Then to top it all, she brings up her and Joe copulating… dear bleeping God… WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I’d go and lay in a darkened room but I fear the mental imagery that accompanies that post would come to me and it might drive me over the edge…

 

[kayl1986]

We’ve already established that I’d be a tit influencer as I both couldn’t be arsed and wouldn’t want to share half of the information about myself that they do but surely there has to be a line somewhere?!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION STACEY!! I don’t want to know about her broken foof or her leaking afterbirth, I don’t want to have to think of her downstairs, let alone her battered and bruised downstairs after she’s just given birth… it’s not just her, I don’t want to think of anyone’s, so why is she telling me this?! I can’t unhear that!! That post should have come with a warning ffs, I’m fricking traumatised here!

Dear God, I thought the breathy voice and telling us how much she loved her daughter was too much but this, well this is something else! Then to top it all, she brings up her and Joe copulating… dear bleeping God… WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I’d go and lay in a darkened room but I fear the mental imagery that accompanies that post would come to me and it might drive me over the edge…

Too much isn't it i feel physically sick happy to share this but took her forever to share baby's name

Who thinks Rose is Stacey last baby , think she be trying for another girl soon as mrs hinch has another . so Rose can have a sister . imagine how upset she'll be if a boy . bet she won't be fussing him like she have rose

 

[AmberLynn]

Thread suggestion-"Stace in bed like Yoko Ono whilst her boys are left all on their
own-o"

 

[Forthecraic]

she seems to have forgot she has 3 other kids!

 

[SpritzerTime]

Your health/requirements after having a baby baby from person to person, it’s a different experience for everyone but my baby was 9lb 6 and I was rushed to theatre after she finally made her exit, kept in another 2 nights. I wish I had been able to lol about in my own bed after- did she even have to go to hospital for any after care? Sounds like a walk in the park to me but sure babe, you flash your plastic knicks like you’ve been in the trenches. I wouldn’t talk about it all to my few followers on me private account let alone to millions (my account is private because occasionally my child might be in a photo- ooh I’m so kooky and crazeh having it like that!)

 

[Pigglet9876]

she seems to have forgot she has 3 other kids!

On loose women nadia said Joe was looking after Rex, I mean before Rose he was never ways from Stacey she was always in the garden with him he was glued to her now he doesn't get a look in poor boy!

What's she going to do when Joe has another game show to film? She going to have to look after more than 1 child!

 

[giftmesh*t]

Why the duck has she got incontinence pull ups on, just buy she cheap proper knickers and big pads! She is vile showing people thats wait till the sun picks this up everyone will be praising her for being real when infact I had 2 c sections and didn't feel the need to wear them silly cow

She wants it to seem like she’s ‘just’ given birth when in actual fact it’s been basically 2 weeks.
She definitely won’t be needing the nappies for the reasons she’s stated, more that she needs them for the smelly discharge as a result of not washing

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Oh god. Loose women talking about Nadia’s visit to Staceys bedroom 🥱🥱

How bloody weird does that sound? When did you ever go round a friends house and sit in their bedroom?

 

[Pigglet9876]

She wants it to seem like she’s ‘just’ given birth when in actual fact it’s been basically 2 weeks.
She definitely won’t be needing the nappies for the reasons she’s stated, more that she needs them for the smelly discharge as a result of not washing

You've made me sick in my mouth

 

[giftmesh*t]

QUOTE="Pigglet9876, post: 6707942, member: 230852"]
You've made me sick in my mouth

Haha, sorry

 

[MyrtleRV]

How bloody weird does that sound? When did you ever go round a friends house and sit in their bedroom?

To be fair quite a lot… mind, I was about eight at the time!

 

[something less identifiab]

Filtering your baby is pretty low in my opinion

 

[giftmesh*t]

Filtering your baby is pretty low in my opinion

She is low

 

[MyrtleRV]

Too much isn't it i feel physically sick happy to share this but took her forever to share baby's name

Who thinks Rose is Stacey last baby , think she be trying for another girl soon as mrs hinch has another . so Rose can have a sister . imagine how upset she'll be if a boy . bet she won't be fussing him like she have rose

That’s a very strange set of standards she’s got there isn’t it? It will take me over a week to tell you the name of my child but the state of my pregnancy battered lady parts and incontinence pads and corresponding discharge? Well, how much information do you want?!

 

[other things online]

Why the duck has she got incontinence pull ups on, just buy she cheap proper knickers and big pads! She is vile showing people thats wait till the sun picks this up everyone will be praising her for being real when infact I had 2 c sections and didn't feel the need to wear them silly cow

To be fair I had these with my two just found them much more comfortable then knickers with a pad in

 

[Cady1954]

She is not still in bastard bed is she??

 

[Justplainnosey]

I’ve just replied to her last story suggesting next time she’s on IG maybe look at the news and stop wobbling on about her sex life. No bleeping grip on reality

 

[AC55]

Do excuse me, I'm usually on the Mrs Hinch thread and the Glam Fairy Cleans thread but I just wanted to ask if Stacey has lost the use of her legs since Rose was born? She is dangerously close to losing muscle mass if she doesn't get up soon! Also while I am here, I can't help wondering why after 9 months of being pregnant and for at least 5 of them knowing they were having a girl, they asked random people on Instagram for their suggestions on her name? Does she really think anyone needs or wants to know about her vaginal discharge ? It's called lochia Stacey, perfectly normal and not remotely funny.

Thank you everyone xx

 

[MrsHater]

She is rancid! Sharing purely so she can get the “Stacey is soooo real and down to earth” medal. It’s getting boring now.

Bet her dad is enjoying the updates though….

 

[DaimIt]

shes just lazy .i had 2 c sections and was doing better than that .