I think even if she has the baby she won’t show us because she will probably do some sort of tit magazine deal first and the. She will do her stupid montages and all that tit after the release.
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This has absolutely killed me offI’m beginning to think that Stacey’s a compulsive liar. I mean some of the twaddle she comes out with blatantly isn’t true and it makes you wonder, if she’s lying about insignificant stuff for no reason, what the hell else she’s lying about?
This week alone we’ve had a few corkers; of course there was the forgetting of the NTA’s, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out later down the line that golden child rather than just being allowed to ‘help’ with the utility room, actually installed the bloody thing himself and the Wren man just leant him his hammer!
As for not knowing about the baby shower, I have never heard such a load of shite in my life. Really Stace, didn’t have a clue? Did you just happen to have that pink satin monstrosity hanging in the wardrobe for the school run? I know she’s not the brightest, but having hoards of folk fetching things in and out of the house and bleeping BABY spelt out in 5 foot letters in the back garden wasn’t a hint? Pull the other one you lying mare! Next she’ll be telling us Joe did the catering and washed his hands before doing it, now that would be so obviously a lie, the man looks like he hasn’t washed for weeks!
It won’t be that quick it will be a full on montage with crap music and lots of the boys staged and other bits and then she will say someone I want you to meet then she will leave it for about 30 mins - 1 hour to build tension before posting a grid post.I’m sure we will get the “sorry I’ve been a bit quiet guys, there’s someone we would like you to meet” when the day comes.
Yes I am pretty sure you are right. Apparently on the 3rd of July she was very excited to start making stuff for her girly baby shower
she must have hand crafted those IKEA tables x 
Stacey Solomon 'so excited' for 'girly' baby shower after she unveils gender
Pregnant Stacey Solomon has already started planning her baby shower after the television star learned that she was expecting her first baby girl with Joe Swash
And then it will be either a black and white photo of just her feet or a hand with their hands on it or all their hands holding her hand.
100%
Starting off with a montage of her walking through the hospital, a shot of the heart monitor and babies heartbeat, Hoe Joe bleeping about in the background, IF she has paid for private care (which let's be real, shes absolutely not getting that for free) the boys will be in too, baby will be prem/have had "complications" and only then will she introduce the poor thing.
Her sister posted a story on Instagram and zach is in it, looks like he’s at her house for a sleepover, do we think stacey is in labour and the kids have gone to her sisters
I don't know, I think she'd want people to think that and set it up so it looks that way. I don't trust either of them.
That's the Skank's house, the sister said that her shower is broken and they've been showering at the Skank's.
Exactly, dirty Joeneedsawash Swash acting the child messing about with all the equipment, putting on extra East London accent for the nurses, goofy Stinky Stace showing endless montages of her bump with the CTG monitors attached, then she will let it all go quiet again. To get more 'worried' messages from.her sheepies
Just came in to say this I saw that photo and just wondered why he was there. I thought at first he didn’t want to sleep in the out house on his own. The other boy Is possibly at his dads leaving mick with hoe
I thought he was a cockney, but the Essex/cockney accent sounds the same to me. I didn't know he was putting it on. I thought him and Skanky were from the same area, as they both have the same accent.
That looks like Skankys house to me. The sister has got fake paneling up in her living room and they had beams behind them. I think she's always there. They are trying to get everyone to ask if she's ok, up their engagement, both of the ugly sisters are a pair of massive cunts.
It wouldn’t surprise me if her dad isn’t there filming the whole labour! Making sure he gets all the over the top face pulling and shots of little princess coming out 
God I hope it comes out a boy, just to ruin that ‘baby room’
God I hope it comes out a boy, just to ruin that ‘baby room’
The tripod will be outIt wouldn’t surprise me if her dad isn’t there filming the whole labour! Making sure he gets all the over the top face pulling and shots of little princess coming out
God I hope it comes out a boy, just to ruin that ‘baby room’
“Morning
, oh I had a right scare, thought my waters broke! Turns out I just pissed myself. Wasn’t all bad though mad mick had a good splash about in it hehehehehe. Hope your all ok, love you to the moon and back”
Oops guys forgot it was my due date, please meet Princess Pickle. Can't believe I forgot I was due hehehehe hope your all OK, love you to the moon and back. Here's a photo of my hairy deflated belly xoxoxox
Oh my god this title 
BaBy BrAiN with her scrunched up eyes and goofy smile
As she pans the camera round to show Princess Pickles feet. Mick Jnr comes over and smeers tit everywhereBaBy BrAiN with her scrunched up eyes and goofy smile
Neigh way is this the title 
if she is in labour hope she's listening to Simply Reds greatest hits 
if she is in labour hope she's listening to Simply Reds greatest hits - Status