Stacey Solomon #11 Stacey & Joe hatched a plan, but lied about their campervan!

[something less identifiab]

Filming for Benson for Beds this morning, and gonna be speaking to a sleep expert!! What a joke!!

Maybe she'll be sharing her tips ie let exhausted (dirty) toddler stumble around falling, whilst parent is laughing and videoing said toddler. Then leave toddler wherever he drops, ie cold hard floor, dog bed (even outside if Mummy needs a break) Don't worry if toddler is in dirty clothes, full nappy, ain't nobody got time for that tit when there's crafting unicorns out of pumpkins to be done (me time is far more important than meeting basic needs of kids)

Older children, similar applies, sleeping wherever they drop anytime they like fully clothed (yes of course school clothes are okay for sleep as it saves time in the morning) unwashed, teeth not brushed (they can always have dazzling oversized veneers fitted when they're older) Finally at the end of your long day (crafting is exhausting) get in your comfy warm bed (unwashed fully clothed, make up still on obviously) and eat lots of Daim bars, you so deserve it Mama!! You got this!!

 

[Longgtimelurker]

Filming for Benson for Beds this morning, and gonna be speaking to a sleep expert!! What a joke!!

Maybe she'll be sharing her tips ie let exhausted (dirty) toddler stumble around falling, whilst parent is laughing and videoing said toddler. Then leave toddler wherever he drops, ie cold hard floor, dog bed (even outside if Mummy needs a break) Don't worry if toddler is in dirty clothes, full nappy, ain't nobody got time for that tit when there's crafting unicorns out of pumpkins to be done (me time is far more important than meeting basic needs of kids)

Older children, similar applies, sleeping wherever they drop anytime they like fully clothed (yes of course school clothes are okay for sleep as it saves time in the morning) unwashed, teeth not brushed (they can always have dazzling oversized veneers fitted when they're older) Finally at the end of your long day (crafting is exhausting) get in your comfy warm bed (unwashed fully clothed, make up still on obviously) and eat lots of Daim bars, you so deserve it Mama!! You got this!!

And dont forget..She loves you allllll to the moon and back

 

[Olivemaks]

hahhaaaaa oh guyyss hahahaga *sticks chin in air* I just realised hahahaha I put hahaha pesky instead of *squints eyes* peaky hahahaha

Nice seeing you here Megan don’t usually read threads other than grinches I mean hinches of course.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Nice seeing you here Megan don’t usually read threads other than grinches I mean hinches of course.

Their basically the same person but Stacey is smellier

 

[Tui]

I’m slow on the uptake and don’t usually watch day time TV but is she not on loose women every day? Is she just an occasional guest?

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Stacey please be Norma-l and have a bath...

Soz first time thread suggestion

Those Pesky Blinders are just grifting sniders!

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’m slow on the uptake and don’t usually watch day time TV but is she not on loose women every day? Is she just an occasional guest?

There are basically different Loose Women everyday yes. Stacey appears like once or twice every fortnight

 

[Tui]

There are basically different Loose Women everyday yes. Stacey appears like once or twice every fortnight

Sheesh. I thought one of the few decent things about her was the fact she worked. Barely!

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

Maybe she has all this time in the morning for daft breakfasts, cups of coffee and stalking roses because she doesn't need to apply makeup if she's slept in it, the boys are dressed for school from yesterday, and she's not wasting her precious montage time by having a shower and washing her hair.
This is where we're going wrong

 

[Longgtimelurker]

Maybe she has all this time in the morning for daft breakfasts, cups of coffee and stalking roses because she doesn't need to apply makeup if she's slept in it, the boys are dressed for school from yesterday, and she's not wasting her precious montage time by having a shower and washing her hair.
This is where we're going wrong

Ahh yes!!

Tonight the kids shall sleep fully clothed,I’ll keep todays make up on and i wont wash my greasy mop for tomorrows work meeting! If anybody has anything i’ll let them know i followed Stacey’s routine..

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

Ahh yes!!

Tonight the kids shall sleep fully clothed,I’ll keep todays make up on and i wont wash my greasy mop for tomorrows work meeting! If anybody has anything i’ll let them know i followed Stacey’s routine..

You won't know what to do with all your free time in the morning. Can't wait for an update on how you just pottered about admiring the roses and being so inspirational and building the Taj Mahal out of pastry!

 

[Longgtimelurker]

You won't know what to do with all your free time in the morning. Can't wait for an update on how you just pottered about admiring the roses and being so inspirational and building the Taj Mahal out of pastry!

I will keep you all in mind..Love you too the moon and back

 

[Milliehaha123]

How is her skin not terrible with having greasy hair and sleeping in make up?

 

[Notgonnalie]

Is a grey background on a message not one that she has sent rather than received?! In reference to her size 10 message

 

[Milliehaha123]

Is a grey background on a message not one that she has sent rather than received?! In reference to her size 10 message

Nah my received are grey and my sent is like blue/purple xx

 

[SuzyE]

Is she okay? Practically wetting herself because she accidentally (on purpose) wrote 'pesky blinders' instead of 'peaky blinders'
bleeping child

She's as thick as mince. The only time she can be "half" normal is on serious topics on loose women

 

[something less identifiab]

How is her skin not terrible with having greasy hair and sleeping in make up?

She uses filters. No-ones skin looks that smooth & perfect

 

[rebeccakate]

The state of poor Rex's finger nails in her last story makes me sad. I usually look past most things that seem to bother other people about her, but I can't unsee things like that when it comes to the poor baby. My youngest is the same age and I wouldn't dream of leaving her like that, I understand they get dirty but you clean them because they can't do it themselves. Even with Fibro, chronic migraines and BPD I make sure both my kids are clean, well fed ect. I used to feel bad watching all she seemingly gets done in one morning, but recently I've come to realisation that she doesn't and as long as my kids are clean, changed, fed well and happy I don't care if my beds a mess, or my laundry products aren't decanted and my cupboards are unorganised!

 

[DaimIt]

Does loose women mean something else in the uk ? Because where I am from loose is basically another term for a lady very social with the men so to speak .

 

[Hayham]

Is a grey background on a message not one that she has sent rather than received?! In reference to her size 10 message

On Instagram the sent messages are grey and the received messages are white! So she sent it to herself!
Or
She received this via text message! So someone who knows her sent it?!