Squirmy & Grubs #2 Scrammy and Grabs

[fancyvagabond]

Their entire cursed union is tainted.

So their wedding was just the two of them?

I doubt Hannah is pregnant they would happily announce it if she was

They got hitched because the clock is ticking for Shane. Waiting one more year is equivalent to waiting ten years with his lifespan.

 

[The Scammy & Greedy show]

Time for their dumb fans to throw money at them now!

 

[Clara88]

On the livestream Hannah said she knew she wanted to marry Shane the third time they skyped. Tragic.

 

[fancyvagabond]

Im all for these freaks being together forever so they dont inflict themselves on people who deserve better.

#goalz

Shannon O'connor dodged a bullet, good for her.

 

[Clara88]

Hannah is changing her name to Hannah Burcaw. Of course she is. They say it's in part because they felt people would speculate way too much about their relationship being fake if she didn't change her name lmao

Also Shane went on a rant about how people leave mean comments because they can't believe a person with a disability could date an attractive able-bodied person. No, Shane, it's because you're obnoxious, annoying and entitled & get jealous of foster puppies because you need attention 24/7 like a baby. And because Hannah is the biggest weirdo ever with no life outside of the relationship.

And LOL Hannah says the only reason she isn't trying for a baby now is because she wants to fit into her wedding dress next year for the family ceremony #Mature #Priorities #Delusional

 

[fancyvagabond]

No he's correct its because his genetic disease made him physically grotesque and beautiful women get their pick of the litter.

 

[tkl760]

I can't get on board with some of the meaner (and fucked up, imo) things that people say about Shane's condition on this board, but I keep coming back here because I can't deny that these two weird me tf out, and really it has nothing to do with the disability for me.

I was actually really excited when I first found their channel. I thought, wow this couple is really taking on people's misconceptions about disability and relationships. How cool! Then after watching them for a while I realized how truly bleeping ANNOYING and immature Shane is. He clearly never matured emotionally past the age of like 12/13. He's totally self centered and his sense of humor is extremely grating to me. Plus the way he expresses his "gratitude" seems totally fake to me. Sooo cheesy, and honestly kind of insulting to other disabled people. They mock "inspiration porn" but Shane makes it on purpose ALL THE TIME.

Once I realized that I don't like Shane as a person, I started really thinking that something must be up with Hannah. I don't think she's a "sick pervert" or whatever some people here say, because unlike some of you I do think it's possible that interabled relationships can be based on normal healthy feelings, but I do think she definitely feels unsafe around able bodied adult men. After reading her instagram post about being sexualized from a young age a lot of things clicked for me.

Shane clearly annoys her, how could he not. She puts up with it because she is more comfortable in a relationship where all of the physical power is in her hands. I also think she has the attitude of a crusader for justice (so does her mom) so it suits her to be going around pointing out how inaccessible the world is. The sad thing is she could definitely do that without being saddled with an asshole like Shane for a husband. I'm sure she feels that she could never leave him because it would look bad for their brand. He would make her look like an abandoner like he did with all his ex gfs. Tbh I would also not be surprised at all if Shane talks to other girls online. He seems really bored with Hannah sometimes, and he seems like the type (narcissistic nerd with low self esteem) to be stacking back ups online.

 

[Clara88]

I can't get on board with some of the meaner (and fucked up, imo) things that people say about Shane's condition on this board, but I keep coming back here because I can't deny that these two weird me tf out, and really it has nothing to do with the disability for me.

I was actually really excited when I first found their channel. I thought, wow this couple is really taking on people's misconceptions about disability and relationships. How cool! Then after watching them for a while I realized how truly bleeping ANNOYING and immature Shane is. He clearly never matured emotionally past the age of like 12/13. He's totally self centered and his sense of humor is extremely grating to me. Plus the way he expresses his "gratitude" seems totally fake to me. Sooo cheesy, and honestly kind of insulting to other disabled people. They mock "inspiration porn" but Shane makes it on purpose ALL THE TIME.

Once I realized that I don't like Shane as a person, I started really thinking that something must be up with Hannah. I don't think she's a "sick pervert" or whatever some people here say, because unlike some of you I do think it's possible that interabled relationships can be based on normal healthy feelings, but I do think she definitely feels unsafe around able bodied adult men. After reading her instagram post about being sexualized from a young age a lot of things clicked for me.

Shane clearly annoys her, how could he not. She puts up with it because she is more comfortable in a relationship where all of the physical power is in her hands. I also think she has the attitude of a crusader for justice (so does her mom) so it suits her to be going around pointing out how inaccessible the world is. The sad thing is she could definitely do that without being saddled with an asshole like Shane for a husband. I'm sure she feels that she could never leave him because it would look bad for their brand. He would make her look like an abandoner like he did with all his ex gfs. Tbh I would also not be surprised at all if Shane talks to other girls online. He seems really bored with Hannah sometimes, and he seems like the type (narcissistic nerd with low self esteem) to be stacking back ups online.

Yep, in their livestream Hannah admitted that she wanted to marry Shane years before he wanted to marry her lol. He's just happy he found someone whose issues compel them to be a caregiver 24/7. I think he secretly finds Hannah really boring.

Shane is very immature but Hannah also seems immature and delusional in her own way. She seems to find Shane's very stupid and juvenile jokes funny even when she performatively rolls her eyes. The best way I can describe the vibe of their dynamic is a mother and child dynamic... she loves her child unconditionally and some of the really juvenile, unfunny things he says are still charming to her. Their dynamic is so, so weird and bringing a baby into this mess will really amplify all the weirdness. It really feels like Hannah is under a spell sometimes.

Hannah seems so... out of touch with reality that I was pleasantly surprised when she mentioned that taking care of foster puppies made her realize that Shane has some maturing to do. If she doesn't start making other observations she will be in for a huge wakeup call when a baby arrives.

I can't get on board with some of the meaner (and fucked up, imo) things that people say about Shane's condition on this board, but I keep coming back here because I can't deny that these two weird me tf out, and really it has nothing to do with the disability for me.

I was actually really excited when I first found their channel. I thought, wow this couple is really taking on people's misconceptions about disability and relationships. How cool! Then after watching them for a while I realized how truly bleeping ANNOYING and immature Shane is. He clearly never matured emotionally past the age of like 12/13. He's totally self centered and his sense of humor is extremely grating to me. Plus the way he expresses his "gratitude" seems totally fake to me. Sooo cheesy, and honestly kind of insulting to other disabled people. They mock "inspiration porn" but Shane makes it on purpose ALL THE TIME.

Once I realized that I don't like Shane as a person, I started really thinking that something must be up with Hannah. I don't think she's a "sick pervert" or whatever some people here say, because unlike some of you I do think it's possible that interabled relationships can be based on normal healthy feelings, but I do think she definitely feels unsafe around able bodied adult men. After reading her instagram post about being sexualized from a young age a lot of things clicked for me.

Shane clearly annoys her, how could he not. She puts up with it because she is more comfortable in a relationship where all of the physical power is in her hands. I also think she has the attitude of a crusader for justice (so does her mom) so it suits her to be going around pointing out how inaccessible the world is. The sad thing is she could definitely do that without being saddled with an asshole like Shane for a husband. I'm sure she feels that she could never leave him because it would look bad for their brand. He would make her look like an abandoner like he did with all his ex gfs. Tbh I would also not be surprised at all if Shane talks to other girls online. He seems really bored with Hannah sometimes, and he seems like the type (narcissistic nerd with low self esteem) to be stacking back ups online.

I also think that, in addition to having issues with able-bodied men and being a crusader, a big part of her pathology is her attachment issues... I think moving around dozens of times in her life has done a number on her, made her have a co-dependent relationship with her mom & made her crave a co-dependent romantic relationship. It speaks volumes that she only seems to have one real friend and has made Shane and disability issues her entire life.

 

[fancyvagabond]

I can't get on board with some of the meaner (and fucked up, imo) things that people say about Shane's condition on this board

Just bc its fucked up doesn't mean its false. Fact is Shane is viscerally unattractive. Most people including myself are nice enough to keep quite about it, but thats not good enough for Shane or Hannah is it. They demand we say Shane is a hot stud deserving of a hot girl or else we are ableist monsters deserving the fury of an angry mob. Well duck it then, why not just tell the whole ugly truth?

 

[Poggypig]

He's like an annoying child and had the looks of a child so yeah it is weird af it is like a mother and son relationship that's why people find it weird Shane grow the f up

Urgh he's so smug looking too

 

[HairyBerries]

Wow Hannah and Shane are so cocky and full of themselves arent they...instead of showing off a beautiful baby bump to her family while she celebrates living forever with a giant toddler is sadly not more important than her own looks and how she feels about her weight on their real 'big day' , I can't with these two. The level of sheer arrogance! Or perhaps Hannah got cold feet and woke up the next morning & told Shane that marrying him with his baby on the way will not even show true love and people will only see her for her baby weight..this girls insecurities are so beyond anything I've seen before.

 

[VeganGal]

I just can't with these two.

Hannah has effectively thrown her life out the window. Any chance that she might suddenly wake up and distance herself from narcissist Shane is gone. She now can't leave him without the drama of a divorce.

This wedding was totally rushed. This lends credence to the suggestion that Hannah could be pregnant or that Shane is deteriorating. I thought Shane allegedly had a normalish lifespan though....?

Does anyone want to watch their fundraising wedding Q&A to see how much Scammy and Grabs conned their minions out of tonight?

 

[Elvis23]

Since a few have mentioned it... HOW could she be pregnant? Seriously, how? This is a genuine question, I just cannot imagine how that could work unless they've had some kind of fertility treatment done, like IUI.

 

[VeganGal]

Since a few have mentioned it... HOW could she be pregnant? Seriously, how? This is a genuine question, I just cannot imagine how that could work unless they've had some kind of fertility treatment done, like IUI.

According to Shane, his massive, too-big-to-fit-in-the-Grand-Canyon, ginormous ding dong works and Hannah is the most satisfied woman on the planet.

Maybe I paraphrased just a tad

 

[Poggypig]

Oh you know shane the stud who's heavily dominate in the bedroom

 

[books.bkwrds]

I dont get the wedding video, they got married but not officially until next year? Dont you need someone there to legally marry people? Something about this seems totally weird and last minute. And of course theyre wearing masks in their own backyard

 

[Poggypig]

I actually feel quite sad for her resorting into a wedding the biggest narcisttic Man baby who gets jealous of puppies getting more attention than her over a zoom call .. no atmosphere no one else to share their big day with it seems so alien like I suppose like their whole tit show of a relationship hannah is insane it's not because of Shanes disability it's because who he is as a person he's one self entitled arrogant prick and people can see him for what he is she is definitely settling for less in life but she's made her bed she can lay in it

 

[fancyvagabond]

From now on I will only refer to Shane as cryptkeeper cartman

 

[books.bkwrds]

I watched about 20 minutes of their “live Q&A” and it was extremely awkward. They barely took any questions and it seemed like they couldnt get their story straight between the two of them. Its like Hannah said something and Shane was like “what? when did that happen?” Not to mention at the beginning of the video Shane goes “well were not actually married” and Hannah looked like she just saw a ghost. Creepy stuff. I love how Shane interrupts Hannah by making a disgusting loud noise, not even a word he just blurts out a noise from his throat, and the starts talking.

 

[KanyeSouth99]

I watched about 20 minutes of their “live Q&A” and it was extremely awkward. They barely took any questions and it seemed like they couldnt get their story straight between the two of them. Its like Hannah said something and Shane was like “what? when did that happen?” Not to mention at the beginning of the video Shane goes “well were not actually married” and Hannah looked like she just saw a ghost. Creepy stuff. I love how Shane interrupts Hannah by making a disgusting loud noise, not even a word he just blurts out a noise from his throat, and the starts talking.

So, they’re not legally married and it was just a photoshoot?