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That video Hannahโ€™s put up on her stories of their โ€œweddingโ€ shane just looks even more like a ventriloquists dummy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I can't take their wedding videos! It's just asinine to me watching them all play dress up. That insipid song she put in the IG video about "what dreams are made of" just gives it that extra Make A Wish Foundation vibe. She captioned it "the wedding song 8 year old me deserves" which I found weird. Why 8? Isn't that when she thought she was going to marry some boy she barely met? Still hung up on that? Was that her last interaction with a male she liked before this obnoxious tadpole entered her orbit? Lame. And absolutely nobody has dreamt of having Shane as a groom. I really can't make heads or tails of what goes on in this chick's messy head ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Do you mind sharing the girl you follow? I'm always interested to see more people with similar disabilities and how they cope. We get nothing from Shane in that department despite his claim of being an advocate and educator. As someone else said above I also feel that Hannah would be counted officially or unofficially as a single applicant. What Shane is or can do or his past is irrelevant as he will have no bearing over what the child can and cannot do. It's an interesting case indeed. Ultimately I think it's all irrelevant though. I don't see them having any children in the near future. In fact rather than this being an announcement of them adopting, it's actually the exact opposite.
I assume it'll be okay to share since she's got quite a following. her name is Tonje Larsen. you should be able to find her instagram from that
 
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I can't take their wedding videos! It's just asinine to me watching them all play dress up. That insipid song she put in the IG video about "what dreams are made of" just gives it that extra Make A Wish Foundation vibe. She captioned it "the wedding song 8 year old me deserves" which I found weird. Why 8? Isn't that when she thought she was going to marry some boy she barely met? Still hung up on that? Was that her last interaction with a male she liked before this obnoxious tadpole entered her orbit? Lame. And absolutely nobody has dreamt of having Shane as a groom. I really can't make heads or tails of what goes on in this chick's messy head ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yeah every girl dreams of growing up and marrying a complete asshole like shane
 
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I assume it'll be okay to share since she's got quite a following. her name is Tonje Larsen. you should be able to find her instagram from that
Tonje doesn't appear to be as disabled as Shane. Now, I am not a doctor of course, but she looks healthy, pink cheeks and shiny eyes! A healthy weight! She's got photos of her carrying her baby! She can carry a mug for goodness sake. She actually went to hospital when she was struggling health wise... Shane isn't even slightly able to do any of that, whether its disability or ego hindering him. No doubt Tonje isn't sterilising bottles and running upstairs for a fresh nappy, I am sure the majority comes down on her partner. BUT she obviously isn't up herself, and isn't pretending to be able to do more than she can. And she actually seems to be raising awareness for SMA, she actually recognises she has it AND talks about it, which is more that plonker.

Also, the fact she actually had to go through pregnancy and a c-section, she knows how tough it is and evidently how tough she is. I have a lot of respect for her, just scrolling through her insta. Could be completely wrong of course, but she had to go through a heck of a lot more than Shane would have to, to have a kid.
 
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I completely agree with you, @lokencrepis. I checked out her IG and I like her vibe. She seems genuinely happy, healthy, and authentic. She is pretty and looks her age, and I don't sense any weird parent/child dynamic with her husband like there is with creepy ass S&G. She doesn't display herself like a freakshow either. Her IG photos are lovely. People like her deserve success, not these two fabricated, scamming grifters.
 
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Ok, brace yourself because I'm actually enraged at these two arseholes of the very highest order.

So the clickbait goes they have 'started' the process of adopting a child from foster care. In their view they have been looking into this extensively for the last year, but have put a brief 'pause' on the matter for the benefit of the prospect child/children involved. They have done nothing of the sort!

Essentially what they have done is made an attention seeking enquiry about the adoption process, after which they have completed a two day online training course and attended one appointment at an adoption agency. At this very early stage of the process they have INSTANTLY got distracted by the first shiney new toy that came along in their life in the form of his token employment as a consultant for a poorly received ( and now cancelled, ha!) TV show, that only ever used him as a demonstration of their wokeness! But at the mere flutter of eye's from an opportunity to increase their profile and 'work in TV' they have completely abandoned their apparent dedication to helping the fricken' children, and are gonna pursue the LA dream.

Its infuriating. They are presenting this as them being very responsible of them. I'm sorry, but when you decide to bring in a child to your life (through birth, or adoption) then that's something you really need to make a lifetime commitment too. Are they expecting us to believe they had ANY intention of actually submitting to the process of adoption, and putting the needs of a child before their ever increasing need for fame? If you can walk away from that process so easily, and so early then you were never committed to it in any way in the first place. Had they not considered anything about their prospective life path before they 'started the adoption process'. And its very typical of them, and you tubers in general, that they see adoption as a tool to boost their profile rather than the lifelong commitment it is. This instantly demonstrates why these two arsewhips should never be placed any where near the adoption process - because they will ditch that child at the very first distraction that comes along! They couldn't even look after their two rats FFS!

And that's before you even start looking at the myriad of issues that would even present with those two in particular as adoptive parents - like their willingness to parade and exploit the child all over youtube, or Shanes complete inability to contribute anything to the parenting process. And Hannah, with the empathy and communication skills of two small bowling balls taking responsibility for the childs emotional development.

Oh, and we bleeping knew his winky didnt work. bleeping called it Hannah.
".And Hannah, with the empathy and communication skills of two small bowling balls...".
If I never come on Tattle again, my time on here would have been worth it just for this comment alone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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The Lizzie McGuire movie came out in 2003. Hannah was born in 1995 and in the United States the this is what dreams are made of song was very popular because of the movie and or Hilary Duff, well past the movie premiere. If 8 year old her in 2003 could hear the song she could play for her wedding vid, she would be thrilled beyond belief. Probably all of her female fans 24-34 could relate to a degree, maybe a little older too.
Pop culture. You got to love it. ๐Ÿ‘
 
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The Lizzie McGuire movie came out in 2003. Hannah was born in 1995 and in the United States the this is what dreams are made of song was very popular because of the movie and or Hilary Duff, well past the movie premiere. If 8 year old her in 2003 could hear the song she could play for her wedding vid, she would be thrilled beyond belief. Probably all of her female fans 24-34 could relate to a degree, maybe a little older too.
Pop culture. You got to love it. ๐Ÿ‘
Thank you! I didn't even catch that reference- but maybe its because I was born in 1988 and when other kids were watching Nickelodeon, I was watching Strangers with Candy everyday- not age appropriate at the time, but absolutely hilarious then and now ๐Ÿ˜„.
 
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Iโ€™m struggling to understand a latest video on adoption, so they claim this is an update but itโ€™s a year later and it has no significance.

and adoption is such a huge consideration, why would anyone be disswayed by the possibility of travelling and moving? So anyone who wants to move canโ€™t have children?

so weird and pointless
 
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The Lizzie McGuire movie came out in 2003. Hannah was born in 1995 and in the United States the this is what dreams are made of song was very popular because of the movie and or Hilary Duff, well past the movie premiere. If 8 year old her in 2003 could hear the song she could play for her wedding vid, she would be thrilled beyond belief. Probably all of her female fans 24-34 could relate to a degree, maybe a little older too.
Pop culture. You got to love it. ๐Ÿ‘
Thanks you for filling in that blank! I suck at pop culture of the last 15-20 years. Age wise, I'm an 80s child, was in art college in 2003, and never listened to anything sounding like that song. I really had no idea ๐Ÿ˜‚ She's so weird, I just automatically assumed it was another hang up of hers!
 
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Here's a great comment that I found! I get that interabled relationships on social media bring exposure to disability, but why does everything have to have a label? Nobody paraded their polio-stricken boyfriend around looking for fame in the 1950's on TV or radio during the polio outbreak. What has created a strong urge these days in a lot of couples interabled or not to seek validation/embrace narcissism by broadcasting their relationships to complete strangers for money and followers? Are their own feelings for each other not enough? :unsure: Who knows anymore! Happy Friday everybody! I'm going to toast some hot dog buns and grill up some hotlinks and eat them while watching Days of Thunder ๐Ÿ˜….
 
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So true @SmallWonder, well put as always. And damn, Cole Trickle ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
Thank you, Snarky Tart โ˜บ! Tom Cruise was HOTTTTT as Cole Trickle ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ!!! I bleeping love that movie- fast cars, explosions, sex, denim head to toe, make outs galore and a killer instrumental soundtrack composed by Hans Zimmer. Action films peaked in the 80's!
 
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100% to all of this @SmallWonder ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ I'm just going to come right out and say it, this is Tom Cruise at his sexiest. The 80s was a golden era for film.
 
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100% to all of this @SmallWonder ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ I'm just going to come right out and say it, this is Tom Cruise at his sexiest. The 80s was a golden era for film.
Oh yes! 100%, Snarky Tart :D!!! Pinnacle of Tom Cruise's sexiness in Days of Thunder ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜!!!! I also loved him in Risky Business and Top Gun. The 80's were a golden era for film and male hotness- they don't make actors like the 80's hunks anymore!
 
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So they finally paid for the wheelchair? I didn't watch the video. She sure doesn't wear a lot for Minnesota winter lol.
 
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They just complained the whole time about the new wheelchair and the $114 replacement joystick, which they feel should cost no more than a Tamagotchi. They could have gotten TWO joysticks for the cost of Hannah's hideous faux-denim jogging pants with a ridiculous price tag that no one was upset about, so you see where their priorities are.

I'm also not sure why these pampered fools look so damn haggard. Well, Shane is malnourished, so I suppose that's a given. Hannah does not look 25. Without her filters, she has crow's feet and undereye lines, which to me is advanced wrinkling for someone her age. Get some serums. If I didn't know their ages, I'd guess 45 for Shane and 36 for Hannah based on this screenshot from their latest video. I also had to attach this capture of creepy Hannah staring at Shane's sagging, withered face like it's lunch. So friggin' weird.
 

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They just complained the whole time about the new wheelchair and the $114 replacement joystick, which they feel should cost no more than a Tamagotchi. They could have gotten TWO joysticks for the cost of Hannah's hideous faux-denim jogging pants with a ridiculous price tag that no one was upset about, so you see where their priorities are.

I'm also not sure why these pampered fools look so damn haggard. Well, Shane is malnourished, so I suppose that's a given. Hannah does not look 25. Without her filters, she has crow's feet and undereye lines, which to me is advanced wrinkling for someone her age. Get some serums. If I didn't know their ages, I'd guess 45 for Shane and 36 for Hannah based on this screenshot from their latest video. I also had to attach this capture of creepy Hannah staring at Shane's sagging, withered face like it's lunch. So friggin' weird.
I bet Hannah ends up getting fillers injectableโ€™s for her lines โ€ฆ

joysticks are so much more valuable than expensive Jogging pants and juices ๐Ÿฅคeat an Appleand donโ€™t buy anymore pants - wear one of the thousand pairs you own/ joysticks are highly specialised equipment which hardlyanyone needs therefore take huge amount of programming work by people who think hard about what theyโ€™re making aka engineers not the cheap slave labour behind the trash fashion and juices - no values this channel is 0 values
 
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The twitch today is especially awkward- it's just Shane talking for an hour by himself responding to comments with long bouts of silence in between. I can't make it to more than 5 minutes. This goes to show that Hannah and Shane don't have standalone personalities and they're boring as a duo too! I've waited in DMV lines livelier than this twitch!
 
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