Squirmy and Grubs #9 Skanky & Weedy 34 pukes in 24 Hours: Welcome to the show

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I find it really odd he’s not on tube fed nutrition with oral extras. It doesn’t make any sense to me. I’ve looked after so many people on tubes and he’s a prime candidate. Once his swallow goes he’s still fed. Seems strange not to. It’s not invasive.
He had a feeding tube (at night) but he stopped it a few years ago, when he and Hannah went on a road trip and just never resumed it. At the time he explained this, he said he hadn’t lost weight or had any negative effects from stopping it, but he has visibly lost weight since. The process to use it sounded horrible so I understand why he’d want to not use it, but it does seem like something that’s important for him to maintain health. Luckily, Lean Cuisine supplied Shane with a lifetime supply of “warmies” so he should be all set!
 
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Those warmies look so gross and soggy, and probably filled with fake ingredients and salt. Couldn't Hannah make him egg rolls? I guess if it doesn't come from a restaurant or hello fresh, he is out of luck.
Also, yes this has been discussed before, I remember now, his anatomy will not allow for a traditional peg tube, so he has to have an NG tube. Which honestly, he could just leave in all the time, like he wouldn't have to take it in or out. Eventually he will need something, because he can't go on like he is for any more than I would say 5 more years being generous. He has lost weight and I really don't know how much he can swallow, so who knows. They don't take very good care of him for sure. He is always sunburned. I realize he can refuse stuff, but come on, sunscreen?
 
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Those warmies look so gross and soggy, and probably filled with fake ingredients and salt. Couldn't Hannah make him egg rolls? I guess if it doesn't come from a restaurant or hello fresh, he is out of luck.
Also, yes this has been discussed before, I remember now, his anatomy will not allow for a traditional peg tube, so he has to have an NG tube. Which honestly, he could just leave in all the time, like he wouldn't have to take it in or out. Eventually he will need something, because he can't go on like he is for any more than I would say 5 more years being generous. He has lost weight and I really don't know how much he can swallow, so who knows. They don't take very good care of him for sure. He is always sunburned. I realize he can refuse stuff, but come on, sunscreen?
Yeah he is always burnt to a chargrill like the burnt thanksgiving turkey posted earlier.
they shouldn’t be exposing him to the sun, tans aren’t healthy for anyone .. his weight is alarming yeah
 
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There's a new video up: Liz travels to LA to help S and G pack up and then continue their road trip back to Minnesota. Shane keeps referring to Hannah as a princess and then orders her a pizza on Door Dash- a lot of this recent video is Shane trying to appear like a doting husband, surprising Hannah with food orders. They're boring, entitled foodies who have nothing but overpriced takeout to look forward to in their days or their simple minds. It's so much cheaper and more satisfying to teach yourself how to make authentic takeout: I made Peruvian grilled chicken, blueberry New York cheesecake, and Filipino adobo chicken all from scratch with leftovers to freeze and eat this week all for under 30 dollars by buying store brand products and discount produce. Budgeting and finding joy in doing things for myself rather than lazily pulling up a delivery app like these hungry incompetent dullards is the way to go 😄!
 
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Liz went all the way to LA just to help them pack? Riiiiiight. What a lame cover for her being there the whole time 😂 We knew she was there changing Shane's nappy while Hannah went out to put on a changeroom peepshow and fill the hole in her soul with hideous, overpriced jogging pants.
 
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Oh my gosh do they think we are idiots? Why would they suddenly need help packing? That makes NO sense, she was obviously there the whole time!! And Hannah probably ordered herself the pizza, also why not support local business by NOT using door dash that takes money from the restaurants bottom line? They are so full of it!!!!
 
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Liz went all the way to LA just to help them pack? Riiiiiight. What a lame cover for her being there the whole time 😂 We knew she was there changing Shane's nappy while Hannah went out to put on a changeroom peepshow and fill the hole in her soul with hideous, overpriced jogging pants.
My question is why does Liz have to drive a second car? That makes zero sense to me.
 
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My question is why does Liz have to drive a second car? That makes zero sense to me.
These posts are all gold,
Yup money burners - expensive take out joggers and additional cars - all funded by the viewer … pay for what you watch one way or another !
 
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But paying a miniscule fraction of the cost of his fancy new wheelchair (which he is completely avoiding) and $100/month for nutrition shakes is like, soooo annoying. It seems like he resents spending any money towards his disability, but has no problem wasting it on food he doesn't eat, an inaccessible mansion, and Hannah's tacky basic b collection of bramis, joggers, and leggings. I mean, the latter is with her money but he pays her salary.
 
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I'm calling it now. They are pregnant. Liz flew there to help out after getting the news
 
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How would they be pregnant? Like she got artificial insemination? They aren't doing IVF, I feel like they would talk about that, but maybe not because then we would all know Shane isn't bagging her. I'm not sure what the point of the LA trip was besides to spend money.
 
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How would they be pregnant? Like she got artificial insemination? They aren't doing IVF, I feel like they would talk about that, but maybe not because then we would all know Shane isn't bagging her. I'm not sure what the point of the LA trip was besides to spend money.
I think that happened and was the real purpose of the trip.
 
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Interesting take!! I hope they are not, because that's not fair to a kid, but who knows, and it's not like Hannah would take care of it anyway.
Also, what is up with the editing now in their videos? Hannah is trying to be all art school, but it looks poorly done!
 
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I know LA is a global destination for IVF specialists.

Anyways if they have a kid it's gonna skyrocket their fame and surely secure a TLC contract for them. They can call it "90 Day Diarrhea".
 
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OMG, maybe that is the goal, a TLC reality show, my 60 pound husband.
These two will lie and say they conceived naturally, when it is so obvious that is not possible.
 
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These posts are all gold,
Yup money burners - expensive take out joggers and additional cars - all funded by the viewer … pay for what you watch one way or another !
Here's the menu for that sushi restaurant in the "princess" video. Money burners, indeed. The prices for the featured dinners, which they even skimmed over in the video, run from $25 USD for a "lite" meal to $55 for the big one. A glass of wine? $9.00. Tea, a soft drink, or a "sustainable bottled water" (only in California, SMH) will set you back a mere $3.00. I rarely go out to eat, and prices have soared the past few weeks, but if you're going to charge me for a glass of water, I'm out. That water probably comes straight out of the tap, just like it does at home.


As an aside, the U.S. city where I live has one of the highest-rated public water supplies in the nation. It actually tastes better than flat-tasting bottled water which, if you read the label, you'll see most bottled water comes from some city's public water supply. You're just paying for the bottle.

Okay, folks, do I win the internet tonight or what?! Well, it's 3:30 a.m. now, so I guess I win the internet today. I was trying to read the number on that airBnB where they've been staying in LA. I plugged in the two possible street numbers, it's either 1302 or 1502... I HATE those street numbers in italics... and got hundreds of hits. I got a couple of screen grabs of the front of the house from their videos and tried a quick Google reverse image search. And got nothing.

So I went to the official airBnB site and searched for LA-area rentals, and once again there were several hundred hits. So I added filters, a "step-free guest entrance," an "accessible parking spot," and "step-free path to the guest entrance." Would you believe by just adding those 3 filters I got one... count it... ONE hit! So here ya go!

1302 North Las Palmas Avenue, Los Angeles, CA. (So that number IS 1302, not 1502.)

"Hollywood's Garden Paradise @ World Artists Living." They may have made a deal with the owner for an extended stay and gotten a break on the price, but the going rate for this place is $399 USD. The 5 people who left reviews (including Shane, so there's another clue) gave it 5 stars.


I don't know whether S&G (and Liz) have reservations for this long, but there are currently no available days before April 1st.

The owner describes the place as follows:

"Nested in beautiful historic downtown Hollywood, this newly refurbished three bed comes with a beautiful gated garden located between Santa Monica Blvd and Sunset Blvd. Beautiful craftsman building is perfect for a peaceful getaway. Surrounded on all sides by towering hedges.. guests often forget that they’re downtown! No expense was spared in the 2019 restoration. Serviced weekly, including snack bar restocking!

"Free parking, GYM, grill, fireplace, even a huge lemon tree in your back garden :)

"This three bed house has been a side project for me for the past 4 years. The place was built in 1901 as a boutique medical center. I spent years restoring the buildings and installing modern appliances.. all while maintaining privacy behind a huge tall hedges all around. We service weekly and restock the snack bar with waters, sodas, breakfast bard and meal packs. Your housekeeper Natalia is always on call and can help with additional laundry, babysitting, etc.

"Our area is extremely safe!!! I picked this area for World Artists Living because of the look and feel of the neighborhood, it’s close proximity to the city for work, and the local community.

"It is Hollywood, so you’ll likely see movie shoots taking place around the area from time to time."

Here's a Google Street View of the big vine-covered wall and the doorway Hannah was modeling her trashy blue-jean leggings in front of.

Y'all are welcome. LOL. I'm pretty skilled at digging up information, but I even impressed myself with my google fu skillz this time!

AirBnB - LA - Street View.jpg


FTR, I divided this into two posts and waited > 30 minutes until I could no longer edit the first part. But apparently there's no time limit if you want to post something and nobody posted after you. So that's why my post turned out so long.
 
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Here's the front of the house which is behind that wall.

1302 N Las Palmas_LA.jpeg


The pizza they ordered on DoorDash came from here. Considering the cost of pizzas I've seen at local places here lately, this actually isn't out of line.

 
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