Sophie Guidolin #27 Using men, feeling zen and 33 again

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

witch, what’s “mind blowing” is your ability to gaslight.
“My scars are underneath my bikini!” she wails indignantly.
That postage stamp you call a bikini just barely covers your labia. It’s impossible for it to also cover any giant, horribly keloided caesarean scaring with “a silicone patch across it” that you previously claimed was “quite a bit of scars” “all across my stomach”. If you don’t want anyone questioning your pathological lying then don’t put it out there to begin with. There is no reason to talk about surgery on your vag, FOR ANY REASON, you desperate attention bleep.

 

[hereforthetea03]

So she’s gone and had plastic surgery done on her c section scar because obviously the doctor didn’t do a neat enough job and it was clearly unsightly. Even though it’s covered by her bikini, apparently…is she sure she even had a c section?? Maybe the babies actually came out of her vagina and she’s just too stupid to realise?? Otherwise she has the lowest and smallest c section scars of anyone I’ve ever heard of.

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

also what’s going on above her eye brow?

Her puppeteer pulling a thread

 

[tryharder]

We don’t know why you would make stuff up, Loafus. Why did you lie about your car only having 10k on the clock when it had 22k?! You tell us why you are a pathological liar. We don’t have a clue.

 

[I_C bread ppl]

If it is true. That she has a keloid scar on her c - section.

She brought it on herself, hip thrusting the barbell and hip thrusting kettles neck.

 

[hippopananus]

Jeezus she’s a twit,
“I’ve got this scar across my WHOLE stomach”
Proceeds to post bikini shots in xxxxxxxsmol dental floss
Gets called out for it
“Oh my gaaard people want me to show my whole vagina, it’s SO keloided”

Basic anatomy lesson stale burger bun, the only proximity of your vag and stomach are that they are both internal organs. You do not have scars inside your vaginal canal

Also how many c-sections does she think she’s had? The twins were 2.5 kilos each, Pixie was 25 weeks and would have been smaller than a block of butter. You had a tit ton of money to burn on private obstetricians who I assume are pretty experienced at c-sections and would do a quality job.

I’ve had two c-sections for 9 and 10lb babies in public hospitals, the last time any medical professional saw them was ripping the dressing off after 7 days and then I was sent on my merry way never to discuss my scars ever again.

Why does this idiot have to create so.much.bleeping.drama

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Apparently her scars that were all over her stomach are now under her bikini .
Im starting to think she had a nip tuck of the labia because there is no sign of annnnny scars there from last week or last year .
Be kind baby gurls you just never know how big others flaps have grown

She needs to revisit human biology from high school cos those bikinis cover nothing even remotely close to “stomach”.

There’s no way that big silicone dressing is hiding under that eye patch bikini bottom. She’d be lucky if she could fit a regular bandaid under that.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

The only scar this scrap of cloth could cover is an episiotomy scar

 

[leaky_beaky]

I have had 5 c sections and I definitely have a scar. My specialist wouldn't cut through an old scar as it becomes unstable, so he goes up a little bit takes the old scarring out and makes a new incision. With her band aid bikini, she wears you would see a small scar. There is no way she has had sections. I bet she thinks an episiotomy is a c section.. duck she's dumb...Good on you cum guzzling gutter slut..

 

[therealsmilf]

If your scars are way way down under your bikini bottoms why are you wearing a surgery bra for the top half of your body???

Did she have labiaplasty? Needs it look perfect for her OF launch....Or for husband number 4?

 

[clearharper]

Maybe she got new nipples or nipple placement moved? They were looking super wonky for while

 

[clickbait queens]

Her lips are horrendous, that’s all I see when she talks

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Far out you guys, I’m having an irrational reaction to her eyebrows.
Not exaggerating here, they are really giving me the heebie-jeebies and I’m not quite sure why.
They’re just so thick and massive and hairy
It’s like that kind of visceral reaction you get when you see a really gross bug.

 

[I_C bread ppl]

Are people still doing lamination? I tried it 2 years ago and realised very quickly that it suits only a few small number of gorgeous people and I was not one of them. Leave it for the gorgeous girls in their 20's.

 

[peppyop]

Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar

 

[chaotic_unicorn]

Part Ape. Part Flamingo. Part Caterpillar

Full narcissist

 

[tc&co]

She’s referenced the comment in a story but her bikini is so small and low I can’t imagine where the scar is? Must be tiny and so low down, doesn’t sound right for a cesarean but I’ve never had one so don’t know

My c sect scar would show if i wore those and it is a low scar. Not quite on my actual mons pubis but just at the top of it.

 

[petty_cynical]

554777 at about 8:15pm. 112 drop. Loaf going hard on blocking people today. Maybe Evie & Aria are helping.

554691 at about 5:45 pm. 86 drop. The Kids are developing RSI from blocking

 

[icthruBS]

Hey Loaf , I see after you read tattle and the fact you were called out on your BOD challenge/ rip off you are now going to make the zoom calls LIVE. ( and all because you enjoyed it so much
funny how the words false advertising stop you self sabotaging and do what you promised .
funny how you are charging $400pp and were going to do the bare minimum
You funny !
Can’t wait for the story on how you were speaking to a friend on the phone and were discussing the zoom call and you had an epiphany so now that’s why you are going to do what you originally stated .
so many friends on the phone . All.the.time. yet none in person . Do these phone friends know of your conversations or is that why they never have names. Mmmmmm

 

[tryharder]

so many friends on the phone

If you’ve been following her for a while, you’ll know she has a lot of phone friends. And also the tightest pelvic floor known to man and woman.