Sophie Guidolin #27 Using men, feeling zen and 33 again

[clearharper]

I think other parts of her probably smell too

I just get stinky head vibes. Only washing your hair once a week. There is not a dry shampoo in the world that could freshen it enough for once a week especially given all her workouts and healings and saunas etc
Stinky head
Like a teen boy after he takes his fave hat off. That’s the stink vibe I get.

 

[thegraywoman]

I think she has massive nipples / areolas and that her recent surgery was to reduce them. She wants to wear widely ill fitting tops and seems to not be and to without a nipple popping out

 

[icthruBS]

If anyone needs a new PP it’s yours

 

[Herefortheteaoz]

Proving that she was is a graceful ballerina 🩰……NOT
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I’d wanting my money back for this botched up job

 

[ScumdogMillionheir]

Does anyone else have an assumption with zero evidence about the loaf herself lol? (Similar to everyone assuming Deni smells lol).

I don’t think she’s ever done anything off the top of my head to make me think this - but I get the vibe from her that she could be racist. I don’t know if it’s because I don’t think I have seen a person of colour in a story or post of hers ever (both personal and professional) or because she just seems so bogan that she would never interact with someone not from Australia lol.

I can’t not think this I know it’s not a great accusation to put out lol

Totally, I think she looks like she needs a good scrub, she always looks so grotty.

 

[petty_cynical]

555162 at about 5pm today. 80 drop today

No stats today. Website broken. Hopefully they will back. I think it’s managed /hosted in Kyiv- Ukraine soooooo we’ll see

oh yeah -someone needs to tell Amber Paul she’s not a journo. Even they don’t like reporting facts. Loaf has blocked her though, along with half the population
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555162 at about 5pm today. 80 drop today

555075 at about 8:15 pm. 77 drop today. Just came back online

 

[Mistybear]

I remember many years ago I showed a friend her instagram (ashamed to say I was a fan girl ). He said her face looks like a foot and I was horrified … now I look at her and… yep!! I see it

I used to be such a fan.. I would read the daily mail articles and the comments were always about her face or that she looked like a man. It took me a while to see what they were pointing out.

 

[peppyop]

Catch up for the newbies
Sophie wears size xxxxxxxs. She is teeny tiny smallest person in planet Earth
Her boobies are her fith pair and are HUGE but she still likes to wear and xssssssss bra so they are always visible
She is part-ape/part-pigeon which explains we’re posture and stance
She loves sorry I mean
She has twinnies *insert giggle her. One is red, one is blue. They have *matted hair sorry dreadlocks
She has some very troublesome teen boys who may make her a granny any minute
She has 3 ex husbands. We only talk about the middle one because she still dreams about sex in the shower with him
Her house is worth about $10m if you’d like to buy it
Her car, which she absolutely hates, is worth about $400k. She paid cash for it *thanks you suckers at F&F. It has a magical speedometer that rewinds
She has surgery on a regular basis and numerous very serious medical issues that she cannot possibly disclose… because… well ummmm
She is an earth mother, born to be a mother, nurturer, fluid/flowing babe. She will babysit your newborn if you just drop it off
She has the voice of an angel
She has curly thumbs I just love to watch in her stories
She is a trained ballerina with a pancake flat arse, thick thighs, bow legs, pigeon toes but somehow a in-demand “model”
She is very busy. Back to back meetings, more meetings, running a few businesses, self employed, lost $$$$$$ in a gym that was flooded but has so much money it doesn’t matter
Never uses filters… because she is so bloody stunning
11 is her lucky number…. Oops not anymore
Is an avid reader of self help books
Doesn’t watch tv
Her eyes are OOAK blue green grey purple even bloody red at times
She is a staunch ambassador for SIDS
That’s enough

How in the hell did I forget banana bread??? She lives on banana bread that costs about $70 to make, $96 sleepy hot choc by the gallon and… if she’s desperate she’ll eat YouFoods

 

[influenzer_takedown]

I think she’s racist too
I also think she’s one of those people who when you see their name pop up on your phone calling or messaging you have the “uuggghhhh” in your head.
this goes for her “friends” Nathan, her dad, the hair dresser ect.

I doubt anyone actually enjoys her company

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Does anyone else have an assumption with zero evidence about the loaf herself lol? (Similar to everyone assuming Deni smells lol).

I don’t think she’s ever done anything off the top of my head to make me think this - but I get the vibe from her that she could be racist. I don’t know if it’s because I don’t think I have seen a person of colour in a story or post of hers ever (both personal and professional) or because she just seems so bogan that she would never interact with someone not from Australia lol.

I can’t not think this I know it’s not a great accusation to put out lol

When she talks about the girls’ hair and says they’ve got ‘Afros’ (bad enough) and does the little shudder.

 

[influencer spy]

Catch up for the newbies
Sophie wears size xxxxxxxs. She is teeny tiny smallest person in planet Earth
Her boobies are her fith pair and are HUGE but she still likes to wear and xssssssss bra so they are always visible
She is part-ape/part-pigeon which explains we’re posture and stance
She loves sorry I mean
She has twinnies *insert giggle her. One is red, one is blue. They have *matted hair sorry dreadlocks
She has some very troublesome teen boys who may make her a granny any minute
She has 3 ex husbands. We only talk about the middle one because she still dreams about sex in the shower with him
Her house is worth about $10m if you’d like to buy it
Her car, which she absolutely hates, is worth about $400k. She paid cash for it *thanks you suckers at F&F. It has a magical speedometer that rewinds
She has surgery on a regular basis and numerous very serious medical issues that she cannot possibly disclose… because… well ummmm
She is an earth mother, born to be a mother, nurturer, fluid/flowing babe. She will babysit your newborn if you just drop it off
She has the voice of an angel
She has curly thumbs I just love to watch in her stories
She is a trained ballerina with a pancake flat arse, thick thighs, bow legs, pigeon toes but somehow a in-demand “model”
She is very busy. Back to back meetings, more meetings, running a few businesses, self employed, lost $$$$$$ in a gym that was flooded but has so much money it doesn’t matter
Never uses filters… because she is so bloody stunning
11 is her lucky number…. Oops not anymore
Is an avid reader of self help books
Doesn’t watch tv
Her eyes are OOAK blue green grey purple even bloody red at times
She is a staunch ambassador for SIDS
That’s enough

I’m Fkn ded.
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How in the hell did I forget banana bread??? She lives on banana bread that costs about $70 to make, $96 sleepy hot choc by the gallon and… if she’s desperate she’ll eat YouFoods

She doesn’t actually eat the banana bread silly

 

[BS DETECTOR]

You might be sooo smol loaf but you’re packing a large vagina or penis according to some reports. What’s with the buldge when she wears tights. It is from the clen?? Over frapped vagina

 

[petty_cynical]

No stats today. Website broken. Hopefully they will back. I think it’s managed /hosted in Kyiv- Ukraine soooooo we’ll see

oh yeah -someone needs to tell Amber Paul she’s not a journo. Even they don’t like reporting facts. Loaf has blocked her though, along with half the population
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555075 at about 8:15 pm. 77 drop today. Just came back online

555044. I feel a 554 coming on

 

[toastedbagelwithcreamchee]

I reckon the surgery bra was all bull crap.

I've had my boobs done, I couldn't put my arms over my head for nearly 2 weeks, and not wearing the compression bra hurt

These are freshly dark brows so filmed since wearing surgery bra
No bra in sight and arms looking normal
She can't talk about surgeries because they're all fake like everything else she's involved with

 

[Negdjak]

The amount of try on hauls she did while recovering (while not mentioning the stitches) would also not be possible I imagine.

 

[peppyop]

The amount of try on hauls she did while recovering (while not mentioning the stitches) would also not be possible I imagine.

She probably just had her nipple hairs plucked… she would call that surgery

 

[tc&co]

Does anyone else have an assumption with zero evidence about the loaf herself lol? (Similar to everyone assuming Deni smells lol).

I don’t think she’s ever done anything off the top of my head to make me think this - but I get the vibe from her that she could be racist. I don’t know if it’s because I don’t think I have seen a person of colour in a story or post of hers ever (both personal and professional) or because she just seems so bogan that she would never interact with someone not from Australia lol.

I can’t not think this I know it’s not a great accusation to put out lol

Her happyway banana bread packet has a very tanned caricature on it. Just saying.

 

[thegraywoman]

I reckon the surgery bra was all bull crap.

I've had my boobs done, I couldn't put my arms over my head for nearly 2 weeks, and not wearing the compression bra hurt

These are freshly dark brows so filmed since wearing surgery bra
No bra in sight and arms looking normal
She can't talk about surgeries because they're all fake like everything else she's involved with

That's why I think it was just areola surgery!

 

[Big_Summer_Blowout]

If anyone needs a new PP it’s yours

Her face actually looks like it would hurt from the fillers.

How in the hell did I forget banana bread??? She lives on banana bread that costs about $70 to make, $96 sleepy hot choc by the gallon and… if she’s desperate she’ll eat YouFoods

She'll eat YouFoodz, even if she doesn't like it. Just buy it and eat it anyway

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Mmmooooooo!
There’s Bessie the Cow, leading with her tongue again. Unrefined barnyard animal that she is, she always finds that cup or fork with her tongue first. What a weird little troll she is.