I am so glad I have eaten already.Omg my beautiful tattle peeps this thread is the funniest one yet I’m pissing myself!
Wonder if Dave has to use the Hoover to suck out the buried penis. ‘Soaf come quick it’s out!!! It’s showing!!! Jump on my wee lassy’
I have to agree , my wedding in 2009 was not on a budget because my dad was paying for it but I did not want a big fancy hotel where non of my family or friends could afford a drinkI'd like to point our, as a wedding coordinator, its so easy to have a gorgeous wedding on a budget. You just need to be creative and do some DIY.
They had a harpist but didn't have any starters.. or a dj.. what?
I literally help organise weddings for under £5k every day sometimes even less and none of those plans ever involve saying to not give their guests food.
Bet she complained if any guests gave them less than £50 as a gift though.
100% this!! If I do sensory stuff with my 6 month old (dyed rice play, painting, bubbles etc) it honestly knackers him out. But on days where I’m busy with housework and we just play with some plastic toys and watch hey duggee you can honestly tell the difference and he never goes down well for naps.Another pointless vlog, they just open themselves up to all the criticism they are getting. They really need to sort themselves out. Barney won’t sleep if he knows they will stick a Disney film on for him to watch.. they have no routine so he’s not knowing the difference between day and night and they obviously don’t stimulate him enough in the day to make him tired!
Stop making out he’s ill for goodness sake. He’s bored.
I am sure they will be labelled as 'ineffective parents' by the school. They really need to step up now as parents- they literally have nothing else to do!I have never seen anything like it. Barney will be the kid with no boundaries and will be a terror. Why would you let him smack you in the face constantly and end up covered in food. They really are stupid.
Every time she laughs or even smiles she is rewarding Barney for hitting. WHAT THE HE_ _ IS GOING ON?Wow, laughing at Barney hitting her in the face. Yeah won't be funny when he's doing it to other kids at the park. Dopey cow.
I agree with this. Dave literally cracks on with it every time. Where as Sophie will without fail whinge about it & make sure to mention it every 10 minutes.Have to say, Dave did just get on with it with Barney being up. The man is more maternal than Soaf and at least he did t constantly moan about how tired he was.
It was nice to see them out and about but again, does she not get Covid? Trying the baby hat on Barney in Joules and then putting it back?! Just buy your kid something FFS!!!
and finally, letting Barney continually smack her in the face is literally insane. I don’t understand it?!
I’m actually glad Dave took one for the team and there wasn’t constant footage of Soaf ‘tired’... I’d have lost my shit!!!!I agree with this. Dave literally cracks on with it every time. Where as Sophie will without fail whinge about it & make sure to mention it every 10 minutes.
Definitely!!!! They’re actual imbeciles. They’re just convinced it’s because Barneys teething! It’s a joke. Erm maybe tire your very energetic child out!Yeah he cracked on BUT he should have laid down with Barney in the spare bed and settled him without stimulating his brain with a camera shoved in his face and a movie. He still fails at parenting. And life. And weight loss. Winning at looking like a sprout on legs though!
sprout on legsYeah he cracked on BUT he should have laid down with Barney in the spare bed and settled him without stimulating his brain with a camera shoved in his face and a movie. He still fails at parenting. And life. And weight loss. Winning at looking like a sprout on legs though!
As the Notre Dame or one of the giant bells?Not sure if I missed it in the thread, but he definitely auditioned for Quasimodo
It’s the dog!!!! There’s the clear and obvious problemWhat I want to know is why is Barney ALWAYS ill, when they HARDLY leave the house?
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