Sophie Cachia #18 Sophie flew to Italy in business class, Maddie looks ready to give her the ass.

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Ladyrp

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I don't know guys, I know everyone predicted it. I mean I always thought they wouldn't last but I don't see this breakup lasting either. I have a feeling they will probably get back together, I don't know.
 
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Sure…Media! said:
Statement from Sure Media:

“Apologies. We just got out of bed.

It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.

Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!

While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.

Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.

We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.

Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.

We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.

Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.

Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
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Oh you captured it all perfectly!!!
 
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Ladyrp said:
I don't know guys, I know everyone predicted it. I mean I always thought they wouldn't last but I don't see this breakup lasting either. I have a feeling they will probably get back together, I don't know.
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Yes, Maddie needs to take her back & dump her a few more times just to make it even.
 
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Hi I'm Smoph Smurf 💙

Hi I'm Smoph Smurf 💙

influencemehow said:
Ok I’m calling it; Maddie was the one to end it with Sophie! That’s why she looked so unhappy inside in all her pictures with soph in Italy, she knew she had to do it. I think she finally had the guts to do it, and was decent enough to do it in person and then Sophie flew back earlier. But of course Sophie had to claim that she ended it. I think Maddie genuinely looked the happiest she has been in a while once she left for Italy.
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I'm tipping that monogamy, open relationships and threesomes can't all co-exist....despite what one party may have thought 👀
 
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Sure…Media! said:
Statement from Sure Media:

“Apologies. We just got out of bed.

It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.

Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!

While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.

Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.

We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.

Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.

We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.

Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.

Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
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I’ve been off Tattle a bit, is this you making an epic come back @Sure…Media! because you are a freaking genius
 
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Plenty of time now to CEO at her multiple million $ businesses.
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Yes, no more tampon slinging sessions to take away from her Shawsy media happy snaps or big lippie biz duties.

Ladyrp said:
I don't know guys, I know everyone predicted it. I mean I always thought they wouldn't last but I don't see this breakup lasting either. I have a feeling they will probably get back together, I don't know.
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God I hope not, there’s too many Italian snags and fish out there in the world for Mads to enjoy. Soph made it clear that she ain’t ‘sharing’ (awful word to use) Mads with anyone, so she made her choice.
 
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Sure…Media! said:
Statement from Sure Media:

“Apologies. We just got out of bed.

It’s with great rambling that we advise you, our lucrative leader has now taken the first steps to become a hasbian. Someone went down… and the tampon hit the fan.

Based on a probability of fluid sexuality and monogamy anti-ideology, we’re genuinely shocked that ‘blondie with the bun’ will now have to be recast because of something she probably did. How dare anyone play our own games against us!

While we are yet to determine what she did that was sooooo heinous, chances are she either forgot to send the kids a jersey from overseas or she got a post coital text from another woman, leapt out of bed and hailed a taxi to be with her true love. Speculate what you will. Sportsbet have shortened the odds in favour of the conjecture through Tattle.

Don’t worry about the dogs. We forgot who we left them with so unless they find their way home I guess they’re ok.

We won’t be changing Flossy’s name. That’s just silly. She was named after Florence Pugh (as a thank you for those fanny flutters) in the first place and we’re sticking to that story.

Break ups tend to score a higher algorithm than hostage-love so we’re looking forward to the sympathy. New PJs out this week. Just for something different, we’ve changed the pattern to cheetah.

We haven’t decided if we’re going to sell our dream home that we built especially for *insert name here*. Sadly we can’t move back to the former marital home either as it hit the market this week. Even our fallback is gone.

Anyway, garage sale at HQ next week. Lots of pre loved items at discounted prices.

Please respect our privacy… until the next podcast.”
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Welcome back!! We were so sad when you left us 😭
 
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