They only paid for everything because no one wants to partner/collaborate with her anymore. She would have jumped at any chance to get some freebies - aka her calling out for that designer to send her that ridiculous dress, which probably would have been classier than what she went with in the end.
Sophie Cachia #16 Maddie needs to run to Italy for a Peroni, so she doesn’t get stuck riding My Little Phony
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It cracked me up when one of Maddie’s friends referred to it as ‘house party vibeeezzzz’
Just what every engagement party should be referred to, it really summed Soph up and the type of bogan she she is. If so beige referred to my engagement party as house party vibeezzz I would kick them out
Not to mention Floss likes to perform on the kitchen bench
At least she said ‘we’. Surprised it wasn’t I.
Didn’t she ask for collabs a while ago?
Kids would have been up till all hours last night, and they’re still out at 8.15 on a school night. Quick soph - they’ll be needing their bedtime fruit
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She had truly burnt all her bridges...
Maddie reposted multiple stories from friends and her brother, while Soph posted stories from the hired help. It's mid-August and I am soooooo far from jealous!!
Maddie reposted multiple stories from friends and her brother, while Soph posted stories from the hired help. It's mid-August and I am soooooo far from jealous!!
It's like she has no bottom teeth
Perhaps they’ve all listened to the Deep podcasts and can’t look this vile pair in the eye
Very gross to try and explain, however Soph did an interview with Zoe Marshalls podcast The Deep, all god, but she went even further and did a uncut version for The Deeper, a paid subscription - she detailed sexual escapades which include Maddie “uncorking” Sophia tampon and flinging it, what toys they use and how Mads loves to ride her like a pony, penetrating with the tampon still in, just moved to the side, so basically it’s all filthy grotty talk, stuff that people should not know! But are we surprised? Absolutely not.
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Sorry but does she genuinely not know the purpose and usage of an apostrophe? I maybe get not caring and making mistakes typing on your phone, but when you’re getting professional signage done, wouldn’t you make sure you got it right? She never calls her Mad. It’s always Mads. So it’s Sophie and Mads’ Engagement Party. I swear 99.99% of people who finished grade 3 know that. The funniest part of it all is that she could’ve avoided the error by putting Maddie’s name first, but of cooooourse she’d never do that.
Was it an engagement, a farewell or a sneaker party?
Amazing as ever!Thanks for the new thread. We at Sure Media are a little rusty after last night’s soirée. We’re rushing to meet the demand for media interest. We’re hoping to land the cover of New Idea.
On today’s recrap…
Not having learnt from all the other podcasts she’s done, Stifler’s mum overshared some intimate personal experiences which frankly sounded awkward, uncomfortable and a complete turn off. Why on earth she thought we’d want to know about her ‘uncorking’ experiences… but having had time to reflect on it, we understand what Maddie was trying to achieve. Anything to break up the monochrome 🩸 The cleaner is delighted with the extra overtime hours.
Sadly, Soph missed the dozenth family social event due to “illness”. Well, that’s the cover and she’s sticking to it. Word on the street is a Maddie is banned from gatherings after the last Pokémon trading session when she tried to play her Squirtle card. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Another mortgage payment on the McCrib was due so Ronald McShaw took another side hustle. The Maccas commercial wasn’t filmed around her dining room table. It was decided too many people would mistakenly believe they’d partnered with Taco Bell. She joined her sister at her place and with their crotch goblins in the dark, hoping no one would notice her bad hair. Her head is as square as a wombat turd.
Fire sale on the lipstick and still no one wanted the 6-for-the-price-of-1 bundle. It was decided to donate the remaining stock to the local daycare for drawing. With all the pre added snot, it’ll only enhance their immune systems. The one woman show knuckled down and did what she did best when it comes to work and booked another boring holiday. Apologies to those still waiting on your order but we needed a down payment for the engagement party.
On a serious note, there was an emergency and a waaambulance was called by her manager coz someone hurt Soph’s feelings about the ad standards breach. The whine-one-one operator tried to understand the problem but eventually dispatched a squad car to go over and give them a warning for wasting everyone’s time. She was offered a Peppa Pig Band-Aid for her wound but declined.
Soph admitted to not really wanting get married and only compromised on the engagement. She put the garage to good use and hosted the end of footy season bash. Tanned like my aunt who spent too much time on the Amalfi coast, Ticket’s teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through the fence while she’s getting her saddle fitted, ready to be rode in to the sunset by her fiancé. I’m sure we’ll find out more about the event in the coming days but I think it’s clear. There’s a couple of small details missing from the big picture
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Is it me or do I find it tacky to have two combined celebrations?
The engagement party should of been months ago (guess with the tit show of the book it was on the back burner)
And laddie’s going away party should of been something casual (sneaker party with Italian food suits)
Maybe our Worlds first lesbian CEO isn’t rolling in the cash and needed to combine them?
Hence why T4 was an option and not having to pay for a venue.
I wonder if it was BYO?
The engagement party should of been months ago (guess with the tit show of the book it was on the back burner)
And laddie’s going away party should of been something casual (sneaker party with Italian food suits)
Maybe our Worlds first lesbian CEO isn’t rolling in the cash and needed to combine them?
Hence why T4 was an option and not having to pay for a venue.I wonder if it was BYO?
Genius you are. Absolute geniusThanks for the new thread. We at Sure Media are a little rusty after last night’s soirée. We’re rushing to meet the demand for media interest. We’re hoping to land the cover of New Idea.
On today’s recrap…
Not having learnt from all the other podcasts she’s done, Stifler’s mum overshared some intimate personal experiences which frankly sounded awkward, uncomfortable and a complete turn off. Why on earth she thought we’d want to know about her ‘uncorking’ experiences… but having had time to reflect on it, we understand what Maddie was trying to achieve. Anything to break up the monochrome 🩸 The cleaner is delighted with the extra overtime hours.
Sadly, Soph missed the dozenth family social event due to “illness”. Well, that’s the cover and she’s sticking to it. Word on the street is a Maddie is banned from gatherings after the last Pokémon trading session when she tried to play her Squirtle card. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Another mortgage payment on the McCrib was due so Ronald McShaw took another side hustle. The Maccas commercial wasn’t filmed around her dining room table. It was decided too many people would mistakenly believe they’d partnered with Taco Bell. She joined her sister at her place and with their crotch goblins in the dark, hoping no one would notice her bad hair. Her head is as square as a wombat turd.
Fire sale on the lipstick and still no one wanted the 6-for-the-price-of-1 bundle. It was decided to donate the remaining stock to the local daycare for drawing. With all the pre added snot, it’ll only enhance their immune systems. The one woman show knuckled down and did what she did best when it comes to work and booked another boring holiday. Apologies to those still waiting on your order but we needed a down payment for the engagement party.
On a serious note, there was an emergency and a waaambulance was called by her manager coz someone hurt Soph’s feelings about the ad standards breach. The whine-one-one operator tried to understand the problem but eventually dispatched a squad car to go over and give them a warning for wasting everyone’s time. She was offered a Peppa Pig Band-Aid for her wound but declined.
Soph admitted to not really wanting get married and only compromised on the engagement. She put the garage to good use and hosted the end of footy season bash. Tanned like my aunt who spent too much time on the Amalfi coast, Ticket’s teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through the fence while she’s getting her saddle fitted, ready to be rode in to the sunset by her fiancé. I’m sure we’ll find out more about the event in the coming days but I think it’s clear. There’s a couple of small details missing from the big picture
Of course it wasn't BYO, that would be a waste to throw a party and not use her amazing custom built bunnings barIs it me or do I find it tacky to have two combined celebrations?
The engagement party should of been months ago (guess with the tit show of the book it was on the back burner)
And laddie’s going away party should of been something casual (sneaker party with Italian food suits)
Maybe our Worlds first lesbian CEO isn’t rolling in the cash and needed to combine them?
I wonder if it was BYO?
Oh with the exposed hinges?Of course it wasn't BYO, that would be a waste to throw a party and not use her amazing custom built bunnings bar
how could I forget that original design feature
Well the DJ was in the garage under the kitchen window - classy!!!
So weird
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