Thanks for the new thread. We at Sure Media are a little rusty after last night’s soirée. We’re rushing to meet the demand for media interest. We’re hoping to land the cover of New Idea.
On today’s recrap…
Not having learnt from all the other podcasts she’s done, Stifler’s mum overshared some intimate personal experiences which frankly sounded awkward, uncomfortable and a complete turn off. Why on earth she thought we’d want to know about her ‘uncorking’ experiences… but having had time to reflect on it, we understand what Maddie was trying to achieve. Anything to break up the monochrome 🩸 The cleaner is delighted with the extra overtime hours.
Sadly, Soph missed the dozenth family social event due to “illness”. Well, that’s the cover and she’s sticking to it. Word on the street is a Maddie is banned from gatherings after the last Pokémon trading session when she tried to play her Squirtle card. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Another mortgage payment on the McCrib was due so Ronald McShaw took another side hustle. The Maccas commercial wasn’t filmed around her dining room table. It was decided too many people would mistakenly believe they’d partnered with Taco Bell. She joined her sister at her place and with their crotch goblins in the dark, hoping no one would notice her bad hair. Her head is as square as a wombat turd.
Fire sale on the lipstick and still no one wanted the 6-for-the-price-of-1 bundle. It was decided to donate the remaining stock to the local daycare for drawing. With all the pre added snot, it’ll only enhance their immune systems. The one woman show knuckled down and did what she did best when it comes to work and booked another boring holiday. Apologies to those still waiting on your order but we needed a down payment for the engagement party.
On a serious note, there was an emergency and a waaambulance was called by her manager coz someone hurt Soph’s feelings about the ad standards breach. The whine-one-one operator tried to understand the problem but eventually dispatched a squad car to go over and give them a warning for wasting everyone’s time. She was offered a Peppa Pig Band-Aid for her wound but declined.
Soph admitted to not really wanting get married and only compromised on the engagement. She put the garage to good use and hosted the end of footy season bash. Tanned like my aunt who spent too much time on the Amalfi coast, Ticket’s teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through the fence while she’s getting her saddle fitted, ready to be rode in to the sunset by her fiancé. I’m sure we’ll find out more about the event in the coming days but I think it’s clear. There’s a couple of small details missing from the big picture
sick. 
