Wow, she's actually lost her mind
Sophie Cachia #13 Mad's off to Italy, Soph's crying bitterly, parenting is fiddily, book sales are diddily
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Hey friend, maybe the Sophie Guidolin threads will shed some light on what she’s really like
Will check it out, is it her own thread or Australian influences
The CEO of thin skinned business owners.
Fancy reacting that way to actual customer.
Yeah it looked like she's really bitter about things, and the faces she pulled were very childish. Not professional at all. And you know what, EVERYONE is over the bleeping leopard print she keeps churning out in different colors. !!!!!The CEO of thin skinned business owners.
Fancy reacting that way to actual customer.
What a horrible bush pig. Hopefully enough of her followers saw the post before it was deleted, and can see the total lack of respect she has for them.
Not to sound like a broken record and maybe I’m triggered, but a 5 year old does not need an entire frozen slushie. No wonder those kids are such a handful, they are constantly jacked up on sugar. I genuinely feel that bad nutritional choices should be classed as a type of neglect. We are ALL provided with the same educational material from the maternal child health nurses - Sophie just thinks she knows best.
Just to add, I’m not a monster mum and my kids aren’t walking around eating only carrot sticks. I just grew up with a narcissistic mother who couldn’t be bothered teaching me about moderation or healthy choices so I’ve had to spend the last 15 years teaching myself.
Just to add, I’m not a monster mum and my kids aren’t walking around eating only carrot sticks. I just grew up with a narcissistic mother who couldn’t be bothered teaching me about moderation or healthy choices so I’ve had to spend the last 15 years teaching myself.
ClitalyThanks @TrainwreckinTulla for a title that writes itself.
Its hard to find comedy in tragedy but I tried my best…
Finally had some time to slap together a recrap in the last Sure Media team meeting. My dog took the minutes. Also barked at the postman.
Over in Bali, our CEO made the most of the sights and experiences by hanging out on her phone and picking a fight with Lyn from Suburbia, yet sadly lost. Such a bewdifully authentic spiritual experience. We hope Emmylou adds that to her itinerary. Then straight back to her babies. Who she hardly posts about anymore. And totally only does with their consent.
We saw much more of the house. Like it’s owner, it’s had a lot of work but still feels really empty inside. The necromantics in us just swooned. Showcasing all the fabulous storage, we squealed with delight when we slid back the island bench to discover the mummy of Tutankhamen and a gold statue of Anubis. Straight to the pool room.
Time for a new hair colour. Much flex. The day Floss was accepted in to Sunshine TAFE hairdressing was the proudest day of our lives. Sadly, still on an apprentice wage, she’s struggling with clip in extensions. Bangs on point tho.
Throwing a no-expenses-spared party, Yahoo Cachia ordered some pizza and decorated the house with balloons and streamers. We played some Pictionary but got stuck on the clue. Then it dawned on us when we saw the red, white and green draped over the nudie artwork. Maddie is off to Clitaly. Thankfully the vagine visual on the wall was finally covered up. We all took a little time to hug our own mums and thank them for not engaging in pussy pictorials over the dinner table or decals of our step parents in our bedrooms.
The worlds most sexual mortgagee seemed to know that interest rates have risen and took on a little side hustle to make ends meet. Not since The Simpsons have we enjoyed doing all our shopping at a convenience store. And enjoying office views of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Next we’ll be seeing Lunch Lady Doris working behind the counter of Canteen Cafe at the markets… come to think of it
It’s been so long between holidays, so time to treat herself. Unfortunately, airport security had found time to repair the hole in the perimeter cyclone fencing, meaning the tallest CEO was unable to make her flight in time. With the VIP entrance from Terminal 5 blocked off, she had to pass through security with the rest of the school holiday plebs. Thankfully she was also able to find a suitable excuse to pin it on, rather than take ownership of her lack of time management. After succumbing to a pat down of her Pokemon cards, security confiscated her rare gold Pikachu, 2 Bakugan and her Ladybug Miraculous. Dennis Denuto will be drafting an official complaint letter.
Sitting by the pool on an #invitedcollabwhenIgetaroundtoit holiday with the fam, the former MVP of the Diamonds read a 4th edition reprint of her breast selling me-mwah whilst reviewing her lucrative business portfolio and what to write off for EoFY. Hopefully someone will be Missing In Action.
Deceased! If ever I've seen a live example of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", it is every time she films BettyFlo. There is nothing endearing about that child.
Mads is off to Clitaly. I am crying
@Sure…Media! your recaps are absolute gold! Thank you for the gems of Yahoo Cachia and Clitaly, I just can’t stop laughing.
I wouldn't normally rat on a kid, especially one the same age as my son, but there is nothing likeable about that girl, except for maybe the death looks she gives Scummy, but that would be it.Clitaly
If ever I've seen a live example of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", it is every time she films BettyFlo. There is nothing endearing about that child.
She has her own threads here
Sophie Guidolin #2
Second thread for Australian "health" Influencer Sophie Guidolin. She was once a fitness model, now she in an expert in quack science and manifesting. She'll teach you how to manifest a life where your youngest children no longer live with you. She definitely hasn't had any work done to her...
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All of this!
Saw this, thought of Chompers
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so when is she going to admit her makeup line was a complete failure?
I know, I feel guilty every time I say something about the poor little kid.......
Would she have had to buy Mia out too? Aside from the fact they are both fuckwits, I would love to know what went down.
She will close Aisuru but say it is because of her relationship with Mia and blame her. There will be zero ownership over the entire concept being a flop.
For sure. She’s been waiting for something like this so she can pass the blame on. It’s never her fault, she’s perfect and everyone around her is incompetent.
I wonder if the reason no more products came out was the break down of business relationship with Mia - maybe she was funding it and pulled the plug?
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