I would have PAID to have a tattler be on the flight behind them and record them and what kind of conversations they have off camera! And also to be in queue behind Dave on FOP so they could confirm he did indeed only watch the pre show before he was told he’s over the weight limit!
Main takeaways from first vlog
1) what the F is up with that spray tan!? So orange! and patchy!
2) a chicken fillet is not a “nug” it’s not a nugget, it’s literally a massive fillet
3) Dave pretending he doesn’t sleep in a separate bed all the time
lmao
4) why does Soaf only wear her engagement ring and not a wedding band as well? (Also on a separate note and this does bug me, didn’t a jewellery company give her a more expensive ring than the one Dave bought her so she now wears that one on her ring finger and moved Dave’s not as good one to the other hand? I think that’s really mean. I’d never do that to my husband. I’d wear a plastic ring if that’s all he could have afforded, it not about the money! It’s the thought and meaning behind it!)
5) Barney did seem excited and relatively well behaved.
6) Soaf saying she needed to learn to sow, yes Soaf, yes you do, you’re headbands are so trash even you couldn’t make yourself wear one of your own designs to promote it
anyone else wanna add any?