Shop update 1x headband sold
£18 worth of sales today
Hmmm fallen out of love with their home when they moved in June 2020 (premiered 9th June 2020 vlog). Has the landlord upped the rent or served them notice?
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If only Chip could talk....Oh wow I feel quite emotional, I would like to dedicate the honour of the thread title to Soaf and Dave as without their constant lying I wouldn’t have this accolade.
Suppose I should try and recap
Disney, apparently they have booked for November (we’ve heard this all before) at a value resort (you know, the type of resort Soaf said she wouldn’t be seen dead in?). Have they booked? Who knows but at least sounded more convincing than before and a lot more convincing than the DLP trip they are supposedly going on THIS month.
The shop is on it’s 15billionth launch with the wonders of headbands gracing the shop front. They initially sold out in mins due to her only making 8. The next launch had more available but now the morons who will buy any old tat (and they really are tat) have dried up so have sales. There was also some cheap notebooks selling for astronomical prices which haven’t sold either. Barney has been helping with the shop by destroying some stock!
Dave has a job which apparently he has had for a while but the question still remains as to how they can afford to live let alone go to Disney twice? Dave is still auditioning with no success a bit like the weight loss. He is still claiming to be some fitness guru doing 30k steps a day and still seems to be putting on more weight.
Barney still is showing no sign of development even though they have now made him a real bed.
Soaf isn’t coping with Barney at all but has persuaded Dave that they need another Baby as of course she is fine about having a boy and not bitter about him not being the girl she manifested. Is she preggers already?
Chip is looking more depressed by the min, poor sod!
Apart from that it’s just been the usual lies and excuses that these two are now known for. Unless I’ve missed something?
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