Sophie and Dave #49 Lying 9-5, what a way to make a living

[Scapier88]

So now we have a sproutfit and a pumpkinfit

 

[Jess89]

“Hey Dave so when are you heading to Disneyland Paris?”
Dave:

 

[Hurrah54]

Sophie and Dave #50 weeks off a year

 

[Jess89]

Losers

Thread title?
Sophie and Dave #50 Two losers, not YouTubers

 

[Chenny]

They're what the French call.. les incompetents

 

[Chenny]

So they've dropped the ball with letting Barney have a fizzy drink. No big deal, they're out here every day working hard for their followers. Providing well informed vlogs daily, I mean three times a week, I mean once every three weeks.
Dave has lost 60lbs every month for the last 18 months. He's working hard to pass his driving test. He's knocking out 30k steps a day.
Soph is getting through all her orders.
On top of that Barney is birthing his 74th tooth out of his gums.
Leave. Them. Alone.

 

[Polkadot123]

Is she actually Hitler?

 

[ohhreeally]

Do those STUPID, ugly, massive plastic rings he wears give anyone else an irrational rage??

 

[Hurrah54]

Maybe Sophie is preggers and Dave's celebrating his rockstar amazing body for managing to ejaculate from his buried peen

 

[midwife0709]

What I don't understand is he says "I try and get outside a bit every day"... They have a labrador??? Surely this would get them out at least twice a day?!

 

[Supern0va]

I think it's so lovely how stores are trying to be more inclusive with their mannequins... starting with Dave and Banners

 

[Chenny]

How fcking embarrasing... imagine going to buy some plants for the garden and witnessing big greedy Bubba Plump attempting to do the Time Warp in the seed aisle... i feel fcking traumatised after seeing that... he's got more rolls of fat on him than Bibendum the Michelin man...

A little word on tyre pressure..

 

[Luisa18]

On the beg again

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My first thought was, if he’s too heavy for a carrier, shouldn’t he be walking? I mean, she’s not exactly gonna be trekking in the lakes, is she.

 

[Squirrel108]

He looks like a dog who’s had too many litters.

 

[dnchw]

#50 Dave’s beard is red, soph’s eyes aren’t blue, they’re going to Disneyland Paris.. fake or true?

 

[Truly Scrumptious]

What a great vlog this would be.

 

[Toad in the Hole]

It’s truly incredible that this pair of nobodies have generated the same number of tattle threads as bloody ZOELLA who has 9.4 million Instagram followers.

 

[EIC]

Round up of the vlog

dave rammed his tits into a 3XL hoodie
Barney is still locked in his pram
Sophie is still a cunt

see you in 3 weeks for your disney shit show

 

[Sofasurfer]

There’s no need to stress about the sprite guys. Remember Banners has about 500 teeth so he can afford to lose a few to decay!

 

[hazelnuts]

*gets Soph to take me in the car to Costco* i think is more truthful 🫠