He’s already with mummy ratbag at least a few days a week in my estimations of their “working week”.maybe she’s been forced to get a job and so is “treasuring time with him” because she’s going to have to drop him with mummy Belle for a few days a week ?!
A pig just flew by my windowmaybe she’s been forced to get a job and so is “treasuring time with him” because she’s going to have to drop him with mummy Belle for a few days a week ?!
A pig just flew by my window
The title of her children's book that she will never releaseA pig just flew by my window
Did it wear a sproutfit?A pig just flew by my window
Oh! Oh! Oh! A kids book!The title of her children's book that she will never release
She can’t write a post without typos and spelling errors. It’s not a book. Leaflet maybe.Oh! Oh! Oh! A kids book!
That could be it.
But whoooo whooooo was this owl eyed princess he had stumbled across!?One day, Oaf was scrolling online while bored because of being gainfully unemployed when who should pop up but a vision! A romantic prospect for Oaf!
BrillantBut whoooo whooooo was this owl eyed princess he had stumbled across!?
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Owl eyes, enchanted by Oaf jiggling waddle decides there and then.But whoooo whooooo was this owl eyed princess he had stumbled across!?
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It really does look like her!!But whoooo whooooo was this owl eyed princess he had stumbled across!?
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Owl eyes arrived at nana ratbags lair. She asked how she can become a real girl!?Owl eyes, enchanted by Oaf jiggling waddle decides there and then.
She must become a real girl!
But how? How does an Owl become a girl with a jiggling waddle of her own!?
She flys off her branch in search of the wise old Witch.
Old Witch Nana Ratbags will know, she thinks. Clicking her beak along the way.
Soon, light surrounded Owl eyes. She felt legs, arms and even! Her very own jiggle!Owl eyes arrived at nana ratbags lair. She asked how she can become a real girl!?
Nana ratbags said it was possible and she had a spell that was strong enough, but in order for the spell to be successful, Owl Eyes would need to sacrifice some things. She will have no work ethic, no motivation, will be selfish and lazy and although she will transform to a human, her Owl Eyes will remain the same.
Owl eyes agreed to these terms enthusiastically! This is easy she though, as those were already her traits!
What Owl Eyes didn’t know was that another part of the spell would see her baring a Boy as her first born. Something that had she known she may have reconsidered accepting the spell…
I think you’ve entered the “sarcasm doesn’t translate well over the internet” zoneHave I entered the twilight zone this evening?
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