Imagine if she then called it BelleI bet Chop already ate the last few Turkey basters anyway so she better start ordering some more if she wants her perfect princess to be inseminated in her womb in a royal room at disney. That's BLATANTLY her dream isn't it.....
this is way too much of an image, I’ll need to wipe my brain of this before my dinner comes back up*Scottish accent
“Sophie I insist your perform your wifey duties now my penis is no longer buried”
imagine Soaf giving him a BJ and getting a ginger pube stuck in her mout.
meanwhile he’s pushing down on her head pretending it’s jade’s ex hubby.
Oh I hope not. I felt so sad to see Barney walking like a robot with his shoes finally. How could you not feel ashamed that he really didn't know what was going on, the sales lady was so sweet with him. As someone said laid back in the buggy as per usual, looking around trying to take it all in again sad. No mention of why she didn't upload, obviously as she put Barney in danger with the window ledge, get the shoes takes the attention away that situation. The smug look with being late at the cinema and the I don't give a fuck attitude is why she gets so much hate, so arrogant she thinks the flamily will always be there, she might be in for a big shock.I’m putting a toe in the pregnancy conspiracy, just weird to me that her sister would give her back all her maternity stuff plus the stuff she used cos they’re both so sure soaf is next and they’re taking turns, to me they’d just keep a hold of it until one of them was pregnant and was going to need it. So I think she’s maybe announced to family that she’s pregnant?
Her teeth under the play button is hilarious. Austin powers dat you?Guys you’ve got to watch the video!!!!
This is how is starts ‘’ As you know, we are currently renting. But now we are married, we have Barney and have had our Disneymoon, the next big thing we are saving for is a house...’
Except they bought the £1.5k chair shortly after and booked a £7-8k holiday within a year.... and yet, no house.
Didn't she also say it was perfect for her though because she didn't like parties etc I'm sure she said that when she turned 30 that she was glad they couldn't do anything for it because she hates things like that and that's why she was happy to not be able to have a baby shower. I might have imagined it. Hope you are doing OK and baby is cooking nicely in there xxI’m pregnant, waiting for my 12 week scan and had a couple of little scares so it’s been really scary. Not thought about the attention of a baby shower, having a baby moon etc etc I’m just desperate to have a healthy baby (boy or girl)
Each to their own for having baby showers etc. Nothing wrong with celebrating but the fact she’s acting so hard done by because she was in lockdown is absolutely pathetic. Not many people get thousands of pounds off strangers to rent a nice new bungalow before they give birth. She makes me sick tbh.
Soaf having a second baby would be so irresponsible right now.
Look at the state of Barneys life. It's a constant state of carnage!!! They do the bare minimum and are surrounded by such enablers that they think they are fucking parents of the year. They constantly purposefully delay Barney in so many areas;
- Tummy time
- Weaning him properly. The poor kid went from having milk to being handed an entire fucking steamed broccoli. CLUELESS>
- HELPING him to walk. He was ready at 11 months as per their vlogs. He was standing almost unaided but they didn't even bother to help him.
- Buying him his first shoes.
ETC
And don't get me started on Legoland. And Barneys' shambles of a first Christmas and first birthday. You were present for those Soaf and Dave and look how shit those events were. You have one child and he's never been the focus of your attention. Ever. You haven't even 'worked' through his entire life as your content has gone down the pan hence why everyone turned against you.
Barney always looks a mess. It's so sad but true. He always looks malnourished, wearing FUCKING sleep suits and looks freezing cold when he's with them. Nanna Frans, I will say, is when Barney looked his absolute BEST. He looked clean, well fed, warm! He even had socks on!!
And you want to throw another child into the mix when neither of you;
- You have no financial stability
- No housing stability
- No career stability
- Not even your dog has a settled and stable life. He spends more time at the vets than the receptionist.
Babes, are you okay? Has that £100 oil hat you left on too long absorbed into your brain and fucking rotted it?!
My you sure is uglyGuys I just want to thank you all so much for talking to your bedside pebbles from your gardens each night.
CANT BELIEVE WEMANIFESTED BANNERS SOME BLOODY SHOES!
And isn’t Soaf from the side fucking terrifying her nostrils are bigger than her fucking Ole Owl eyes!!! View attachment 818936
Damnnnnnnnnnn what a honker!!! No wonder she only films face forward as much as possible! How does she not smell her own bullshit with that conk???Guys I just want to thank you all so much for talking to your bedside pebbles from your gardens each night.
CANT BELIEVE WEMANIFESTED BANNERS SOME BLOODY SHOES!
And isn’t Soaf from the side fucking terrifying her nostrils are bigger than her fucking Ole Owl eyes!!! View attachment 818936
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