Really love the alphabet guys, great work
Off the top of my head, I don’t remember them doing much aside from moaning about lockdown despite still being able to see her family. Remember when she had to ‘cancel’ the gender reveal party for her sister?! Which we know she blatantly went ahead with anyway.God that was tragic
Did Banners even get taken to meet Santa last year or to anything Christmas themed at all ?
And they promised to be go out and about ever since..... but apart from the pumpkin patch and a visit to the Trafford Centre (Balcony-gate) when has this actually happened?!Remember when they blamed the lockdowns for their boring content
There is very few things more entertaining than a couple who have zero savings, zero intention of buying a new build, who have both said they hate new builds because they lack character, suddenly showing an interesting and making a video with great big fake smiles and fake enthusiasm because they just got an Ad for new build.Back up, back up there! Fake Ads?
Hilarious, nearly choked laughingSo I decided to write a version of 12 days of Christmas for Barney, to show what he can look forward to for Christmas
*clears throat*
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
12 dumb dinosaurs
11 gousto boxes
10 lots of calpol
9 amish dresses
8 cans of monster
7 days of stew
6 joules jumpers
5 golden chip hairs!!
4 failing projects
3 klarna payments
2 melty puffs
And he still doesn't have a pair of shoes!
Remember this !!!There is very few things more entertaining than a couple who have zero savings, zero intention of buying a new build, who have both said they hate new builds because they lack character, suddenly showing an interesting and making a video with great big fake smiles and fake enthusiasm because they just got an Ad for new build.
Fake fake fake
Gosh that's so sad. "Do you want to live here Barney?"Guys you’ve got to watch the video!!!!
This is how is starts ‘’ As you know, we are currently renting. But now we are married, we have Barney and have had our Disneymoon, the next big thing we are saving for is a house...’
Except they bought the £1.5k chair shortly after and booked a £7-8k holiday within a year.... and yet, no house.
Look at his eyes Dave, do you even have a fucking clue here? My grandfather did the exact same thing to me (43 years ago) where he stood me on the kitchen counter and took a photo because he thought it was so cute. I was terrified. And 43 years later it is still fresh in my mind and still upsets me. Not by being on the counter, but by being deliberately placed in a scary situation, and then laughed at by someone who I had always felt safe with. Again, Dave, always look at his eyes, even if he is perfectly safe If he's not laughing STOP!!View attachment 808717
Literally just seen this and my heart dropped. Dave wtf are you playing at? Having Barney standing on the window seal looking like Christ the redeemer whilst you clearly find it funny trying to get an insta story. Do you not see the risks here???
Idiots like them shouldn’t be able to reproduce.
There is very few things more entertaining than a couple who have zero savings, zero intention of buying a new build, who have both said they hate new builds because they lack character, suddenly showing an interesting and making a video with great big fake smiles and fake enthusiasm because they just got an Ad for new build.
Fake fake fake
“Literally the best day ever” this makes me sad, that your best day wasnt wedding or birth of your son…but a visit to a bellway houseGuys you’ve got to watch the video!!!!
This is how is starts ‘’ As you know, we are currently renting. But now we are married, we have Barney and have had our Disneymoon, the next big thing we are saving for is a house...’
Except they bought the £1.5k chair shortly after and booked a £7-8k holiday within a year.... and yet, no house.
Wait, did I miss something? Where was banner on that house tour? Did they pop him in a store cupboard until they’d finished prancing around? I can’t remember seeing him apart from him being pushed up the drive. Also, poor bellway. They should have taken more notice of who they employed because I learned nothing from that terrible ad.Guys you’ve got to watch the video!!!!
This is how is starts ‘’ As you know, we are currently renting. But now we are married, we have Barney and have had our Disneymoon, the next big thing we are saving for is a house...’
Except they bought the £1.5k chair shortly after and booked a £7-8k holiday within a year.... and yet, no house.
Yes but to save and get a mortgage Sophie & Dave, you have to go to work and bring home regular wages, and not book expensive holidays, buy expensive clothes, gym equipment, protein powders, multiple floral dresses etc.,Guys you’ve got to watch the video!!!!
This is how is starts ‘’ As you know, we are currently renting. But now we are married, we have Barney and have had our Disneymoon, the next big thing we are saving for is a house...’
Except they bought the £1.5k chair shortly after and booked a £7-8k holiday within a year.... and yet, no house.
Such an amazing house for that price. Makes me so sad! 325 wouldn't get you anything like that down hereJust had a quick look on the Bellway website for the type of house they looked at. Currently awaiting more to be released but price will be circa £325000+......even with potentially a help to buy scheme they've got some saving to do!!!
Also as an aside I live in the South West and that equivalent house would be pushing £450000+ which is quite frankly bonkers aswell....
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