Sophie and Dave #33 Dave brings nothing to the table, except his knife & fork!

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Oh it’ll be a sympathy building exercise or Sophie’s gone to her mums and Dave hasn’t been invited
well Dave only posts reels from the gem…

you know. As he’s such a pro. Great technique on the wall-sits yesterday…

sophie never goes out there…
 
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I was thinking … maybe he has asked his mum for a loan of the money but she has said she needs to see him ‘work’ more so maybe this is why we are getting the reels aka ‘the dave show’
I still just don’t understand how they afford to live never mind book bloody Disney
Has she still not announced her big project ?
 
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They blatantly can’t go out into the garden because:
1. Dave hasn’t mowed the lawn for well over a month (since that time he lied about doing 20k steps whilst mowing it).
2. Dave CAN’T mow the lawn because they blatantly let Chip sh*t anywhere and don’t clean it up. So it’s too risky to mow now. 🤮
3. I reckon they’re overlooked by neighbours and so don’t want to be spotted, hence why they’re hiding inside constantly

Spotted?! 🤣 Do they think they are that famous?
 
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There's so many good budget options that they could pursue, all-inclusive holidays for young families in the UK or abroad with safe, practical facilities and even a kids club for Barney, but they won't do that. They would rather put themselves through a fantasy mission across the Atlantic to sit in an overpriced hotel room with nothing to occupy a toddler and then attempt to make their way through an extortionately priced crowded battlefield of a theme park each day for what, 12 days to queue for rides separately in challenging weather conditions with a pram? We know they don't have the organisational skills/planning/attitude/cash to make this worthwhile or enjoyable for anybody, least of all the dimwit dino viewers!

Not forgetting we are still in a pandemic with many factors out of their control, including travel restrictions to the U.S which may or may not continue in the next eight months. I hope for everybody's sake the holiday doesn't go ahead, and I think they know that too - they're just using it as a daydream for lazy content. So boring.
 
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They've gone radio silent again, guess there won't be a vlog tonight. Lazy lazy lazy
 
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I’m worried about them being in the Florida heat with little Barney, they’d need to stay on top of his sun cream especially as he’s a gorgeous little ginger. I can’t imagine them being particularly careful about him not getting heat stroke 😞
 
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Spotted?! 🤣 Do they think they are that famous?
100%, they do. I bet they’d be so awkward if they ever bumped into one of the flamily. As it’s not like they socialise with ANYONE bar a couple of other YouTubers on occasion, Dave’s actorrrr mates that he always tags but they never seem to tag him back, and Soaf’s family. Neither of them seem to have ANY friends.
Thats my thinking as to why they were able to do their wedding ‘so cheaply’ as Soaf is always banging on about. Not the cutting corners she mentioned in that S*n article, but because they didn’t have many friends there. Bet it was all her and Dave’s family and that’s it.
 
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I've not stopped thinking about goofygirl since last night when I read that post! Hope she's ok and not being held captive in a Gem by big Dave 🥺
 
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They blatantly can’t go out into the garden because:
1. Dave hasn’t mowed the lawn for well over a month (since that time he lied about doing 20k steps whilst mowing it).
2. Dave CAN’T mow the lawn because they blatantly let Chip sh*t anywhere and don’t clean it up. So it’s too risky to mow now. 🤮
3. I reckon they’re overlooked by neighbours and so don’t want to be spotted, hence why they’re hiding inside constantly
Dave's not exactly hard to miss 😂 I really need to catch up on this thread !
 
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100%, they do. I bet they’d be so awkward if they ever bumped into one of the flamily.
I bet they're so scared of going out in case they ever bumped into a wolf 🐺..........we are everywhere, we probably even have some pack members in Florida :ROFLMAO:
 
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Not to be inspector morse but the goofy girl accounts were always changing because I'm pretty sure the user name used to be 'social observation' and then it was 'goofygirl' and then 'goofygirlDLP9999' but they were all separate accounts and one started when the other ended. Loollll don't hate me 🙈
Hope they're okay and I'm sure they'll be back!!
Hope all is good with @Disneylifeonly too!
 
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What I find so frustrating about the Disney trip is they won't use their "YouTube job" to do any decent videos like "shopping for a 1 year old for Florida" or "packing for a 1 year old" or "tips I've researched on Disney with a toddler" etc because I would actually watch those and find them interesting, especially if done well. But they will just do some 15 minutes videos showing food, Barney asleep in the pushchair, maybe some GoPro clips of Sophie on a ride by herself etc and thinking this is enough to get all their flamily back 🙄
 
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I've not stopped thinking about goofygirl since last night when I read that post! Hope she's ok and not being held captive in a Gem by big Dave 🥺
i think she mentioned she was on sick leave and couldn’t wait to get back to work, but I didn’t get the impression it was this soon 🤷🏻‍♀️

@goofygirlDLP9999 do you need rescuing from the gem? 😱

Hope all is good with @Disneylifeonly too!
ooh yes! Isn’t she being induced today? Hope her little fella arrives safe and sound
 
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I’m worried about them being in the Florida heat with little Barney, they’d need to stay on top of his sun cream especially as he’s a gorgeous little ginger. I can’t imagine them being particularly careful about him not getting heat stroke 😞
They are going in Feb (allegedly) so will only be 20 degrees , do agree they need to be on top of his sun cream though
 
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So let me get this right, they're pissing thousands of £'s up the wall on a trip that Barney won't even remember and they won't enjoy as they'll be running round after Barney, all because the stupid owl eyed bint thinks it will revive the ailing youtube channel !
 
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me and my partner went in Feb 2020 and it is just so unpredictable so I hope they’ve considered that. We had to have jeans and jumpers for the early mornings and late evenings because it became so cold when it was dark, but during the day I was walking round in crop tops and sandals and constantly topping up sun cream.. it’s crazy weather that time of year so I hope they don’t just pack for one extreme and then Barney is either always chilly or always too warm
 
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Not always, February weather can vary. I bet they don't pack appropriately either way
THIS!
Last time we went in late March we packed summer clothes (dresses/play suits/sandals) as we usually go in September so I just chucked all my usual stuff in, but it was FREEZING! I ended up buying two tops and practically living in my hoodie and jeans and two other layers the entire week.
Bet Barney will be put in T-shirt and shorts and it’ll be like 14degrees. But as long as Dave has his two T-shirt’s and Soaf and her big ol’ conk have yet another ugly sack to wear THEY’LL be fine obvs.
(Although I want to point out that ive been in feb back in 2015 and we did have a couple of really hot days. But we all know Soaf and Dave won’t think to pack a couple of changes of clothes in case the weather turns for him).
 
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