Sophie and Dave #23 Sophs head is all Florida dreams, she’s killing Dave with icecreams

[disneys]

Daves wants his baby back baby back baby back ribs...

And halo top, and bagels, and mcflurry, and banana bread

And a serving of sausage from Matt

CHILLLLIIIIISSS BABY BACK RIBS

(Sorry I can never resist and office joke)

 

[cushtybert]

I don’t think they’ll be a vlog tonight! They’ve been quiet today!
She might surprise us and release a AD, a swipe up affiliate link, a 6pm slog and the relaunch of the Sophie belle channel all at the same time!!

Hey it’s almost Easter...miracles happen

 

[GoofyGirl]

She’s FAR from a Disney princess isn’t she!

But which disney character would she be? Is there one narcissistic enough to compare her to? Cruella maybe?

 

[Disneylifeonly]

Dave after last nights GEM session.

Scottish people were offended when this first came out - I'm Scottish btw - saying it wrong lyrics depicted Scottish people...

Sorry but seems pretty spot on when it comes to Dave.

 

[GoofyGirl]

I smell bullshit with the money they are alleging to make.

This woman has videos that have about 40k views per day, and for 1million views made $4000. Thats with a high CPM and high subscriber rate. You cannot tell me that these two are hitting anywhere near that each month. Yes ad in a couple of low paying ads but these two are DEFINITELY claiming benefits.

 

[Littlemisssimple]

I’ll say it again, she’s trying to carbon copy Toby and roo with her body positivity and dress enthusiast status or the corner are

 

[TheSocialFlower]

Ha ha do you think they read here individually and not tell the other or do you think they read these pages out loud to each other? They must read here, surely!

They definitely read here!! Too much coincidence that when things are mentioned they change whatever it is x

 

[Beckyfreckles]

I've often thought about sending them some gifts........ a pack of brussel sprouts and a nose hair trimmer for Dave, decent shampoo and a bottle of anti blink medicine for Soaf and a massive blue indoor Teepee for little Barney (just so he can hide from Mummy, Daddy and Chip)

Omg please do it
Could you imagine them opening a pack of sprouts haha. They'd know it was one of us Tattlers as we've been chronically taking the piddle out of Dave's Christmas outfit for months.

Congratulations hun hope hubby brings you a mcflurry

If he does, don't forget to microwave it too.

 

[Adamson11]

But how does it react to Monster because he wont be drinking water?

haha that’s true it’s probably making the headache worse I don’t think loads of sugar and caffeine would be helpful. Just another excuse for them.

 

[AliceM20]

My eyes!

That Insta story was not the one, almost threw up in my mouth... I'm all for body confidence, but eww

 

[Reader130987]

Good luck getting through the turnstile at Disney let alone on any of the rides. Jeez, he'd capsize the boat trying to get on small world the size he is now.

I haven't seen the good ER name on this thread in a while. I had started to think your Sloth-loathin' days were behind you!

 

[Chadders312]

What’s her YT channel called?

MummyMeetsMatilda x

 

[Chadders312]

The face you make when you know if you prance around in your underwear for a reel, you can add some affiliate links after

To me it looks like she's doing an audition for a remake of the Benny Hill Show!!!!!

 

[Chadders312]

What's her name?

MummyMeetsMatilda

 

[Squirrel108]

Why are they always lounging on the bed in the middle of the day? I literally leave my bedroom in the morning and don't go back in till bedtime ! They've got a lounge FFS !

I’m guessing because the rest of the house is such a shit hole nowadays.

 

[emmer_moans]

Dave screaming when Barney bumps into his jab arm vs dave happily leaning a good few stone of his own weight on the same arm... with no problem. Make it make sense.

That’s actually quite disturbing.

I felt really uncomfortable with his reaction to Barney knocking his arm. He always seems like a gentle giant but he looked quite angry. Not nice to watch. I cannot wait for my jab side effects or no side effects. I definitely won't be whining about it.

I agree, not nice to see.

 

[RoniRoo]

I have an image of Dave grunting, "You're so welcome" with every bedroom thrust. Building to a "YAAAAAS, QUEEEN!" climax.

Followed by tears. Obvs.

Nearly spat out my gin when I read this!!

Chip isn't a horrible dog. What an awful thing to say. Chip is a poor animal who is entirely a product of his training and upbringing. He was dragged into that family as a puppy and every single thing "wrong" with him is their fault. I actually applaud them for keeping him when Barney came along. As much as BOTH of their dependents would be better off in different homes, it's so reassuring to find people who DON'T just ditch the pet the moment they spread their legs. I'll give them that, if nothing else.

Each to their own! I love dogs more than humans and have some myself and a baby. Just them saying he’s the first born son which they have many times means they’d never get rid of chip!

 

[Laurralove]

I have just found a random website which must have been trolled for Dave:
David Kristopher-Brown was born in United Kingdom on June 20, 1986. Actor and social media star who has gained fame for his Sophie and Dave YouTube channel.Blah Blah

Height	4 Feet 8 Inches
Weight	111 lbs (50.3 kg)

Dress Size	14 (US)
Shoe Size	5.5 (US), 3.5 (UK)

Relationship Status

Single

Net Worth 2020 (Approx.)

$1 Million

Car	he has a luxurious car.

Favorite Food

Shabu-shabu

Height and shoe size may be accurate

 

[Scapier88]

Wasn't he in the gym on sunday and dropped a weight on his head or am I getting my days mixed up

 

[Lola123]

I reckon Dave's lost half a stone and thinks he's amazing. He's delusional, I don't for one second believe he's going to keep off any weight he loses

Are we looking at the same person