Sofie Hagen

[Penelope Strawberry]

Really can't believe how much money and time she spends improving a rented property

I can understand the desire to create a space that she enjoys since we're all spending so much time at home during lockdown, but I'm really intrigued that she seems to be able to splash the cash so much during the pandemic when so many other comedians and people in the arts are struggling to make ends meet.

 

[smurphette]

There are lots of stories about the feet on dashboard thing. From a mechanics and forces POV, it seems like a very bad idea too. I know once it was mentioned and I thought about what would happen in a frontal impact with airbag deployment, I stopped doing it.

Woman lost FOREHEAD after knees set on dashboard hit face in 120mph crash

A WOMAN has told how she broke every bone in her face after smashing her forehead in a 120mph crash. Grainne Kealy’s knees were slammed into her face at 120mph when her boyfriend’s jeep hit a wall …

www.thesun.co.uk

Why she had to keep repeating the answer over and over and over is beyond me. But then again, I wouldn't have posted that photo in the first place.

 

[skyehigh]

I wonder if Sofie sees Mark Watson still - I always got the impression from her Insta they were best buds?

 

[stopthescams]

I’d be having a meltdown if I was her landlord

 

[lamaitresse]

Is that Hank looking sadly out of the window in the background of the second pic?

A frustrated dog is a badly behaved or depressed dog (a bit like humans when they're isolated or sad).

From the dogs I've known (albeit not that many!) they practically JUMP on you and start whimpering when they want a walk - there's no way you can ignore them, as it escalates. Surely she takes that poor soul out?!?! Dogs need to know their territory, explore scents and socialise (depending on how friendly the dog is)!

Hank looks quite big (and adorable), there's no way she'd be able to dismiss him for too long. Unless he does his doings in her flat

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

What the fuck is going on here, forget the dog how’s SHE planning on getting into this monstrosity?!

 

[emm]

yeah also it’s quite a drastic difference? Like it’s one thing to give your walls a lick of paint if it’s only a few shades away from the original, but this is a DARK green in both her bathroom and bedroom. Completely changes the light, makes rooms like smaller in some cases etc. I can’t imagine many landlords would be happy with that.

I thought this! that bathroom is small, why would you want to make it even darker?!
I cannot get over the fact she can have someone over to do non essential work but cannot go out with her poor dog. ugh she is awful.
I had someone over to fix my back door lock which had broken, which considering I live on the ground floor was pretty essential, no way I would have someone over to do something as non essential as paint!
I bet when she eventually moves and her landlord (rightly) gets annoyed that she painted the tiles she will go on a rant as if the landlord is somehow being unreasonable

 

[emm]

she paid for him, easily over a grand

It’s from a breeder that did a complete number on her, told her they had kept him as a puppy but now he was too big etc etc. He was a returned puppy. And they clearly knew he had entropion. She fell for it even though loads of people messaged her warning her about it, because she knows best.

She never wanted to walk this dog.

People tried to warn her.

it really is like she needs to be babied with the information people give her, surely she could look up signs of this herself?, most people were probably just shocked/angry about the situation and watned to send a quick warning message - i know i would be like that

 

[Awkward_Somber]

Maybe an indoor cat but honestly I think Sofie would be better with something smaller like a hamster. (I love hamsters! I think they make great pets!) Cats can require even more patience than dogs in some cases, I'm not sure she could handle it.

She just shouldn't have a dog that big. It's just not fair on the dog when she's clearly not willing to even try and look after him properly.

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

yeh she would have been better getting a cat, much more low maintenance and don't need walks obviously! I bet she ends up giving the dog away

I hope she ends up giving the dog away. He doesn't seem to have much quality of life, just wallowing around her bed all day.

 

[Venuslurker]

I still don't really understand her vaccine post, surely if the only reason being fat is a risk factor is because of how staff treat you then we wouldn't see the stats we do, as fat people wouldn't be admitted to hospital in the first place?

 

[Venuslurker]

Bloody hell, someone has got too much time on their hands to dedicate this level of attention to someone saying "that's not funny".

 

[emm]

Very true, I've been lurking on Jack's threads since the THAT MAN incident and there's lots of parallels in how they treat their fans.

I still follow Sofie so I can lurk, but I can't even bring myself to hate follow Jack. Thank god for the diligent receipt keeping

I was blocked by Jack during the first lockdown after liking a critical post on her twitter during the first lockdown when she had that awful cooking show and i became addicted to the tattle thread

 

[emm]

Quite shocked at how much sensitive info she’s asking for tbh

Anyone who’s filling it in for free is a mug - she wouldn’t!

especially as there isn't a clear guide of who she could share this with or why

 

[emm]

And given that she's been talking recently about her debts and how she's struggling without live gigs??

That wicker basket she posted alone will cost about £30 (I know because I've been meaning to buy some for storage for ages but I just can't justify it, and I have a full time job) - is it not just so stressful spending so much in one go on non essential stuff to decorate your flat with??

yeh exactly, I am on furlough and unsure if I will get my job back, there are lots of things I need to buy for my flat (but that for the moment I can live without) and until I know about my job siutation I wouldn't dream of buying anything I don;t absolutely need

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Sharing print screens cos it’s more delicious chaos, I don’t even mean this in a nasty laughing at her way, I’m genuinely in shock anyone could do THIS bad a job?

(also ngl the kitchen is clearly filthy pls clean those kick boards, it’ll actually impact how paints and adhesives stick hun!!!)

 

[klarigold]

Does anyone know if supporters of fat activism extend that to animals?
So does Sofie believe that Hank should eat what he likes and won't benefit from exercise?

I would ask Sofie but I'm also certain I'd get some snarky response and blocked.

Idk about Sofie, but have definitely seen people accuse their vets of 'fat shaming' their pets

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Can she please build that monster bed, I would like to see it

 

[mrsminiver]

It was utterly selfish to get him. But the therapists she pays to tell her what she wants to hear said it was ok, so she did it.

 

[ladyladythreetimes]

I want to sell shit to you for a quick buck but still want you to think I’m authentic