Snapshoteye/beautybeyondthe_eye #48 C’mon you know you like little girls

[Boopsss]

It's the forlorn head shake at the end that kills me off

It's like even he's baffled by what comes out of his mouth as much as we are

 

[eggsandwiches]

Tbh his terrible grasp of the English language could be down to only consuming french fry crisps, mccoys, maltesers, ham sandwiches, Prosecco ham, and ribena

 

[Srider]

Late to the party tonight. But when the red forehead strip is glowing I know he’s fuming and defensive. What’s he said so far?

Could’ve powered up my home through the winter it was burning that bright

 

[Snapshotstye]

Meanwhile..

I knew what he was going to say before he even said it

 

[smudge126]

I’ve just seen his “you do the stuff of that” rant and I feel like I just hallucinated the entire thing due to how little sense it made.

 

[Snapshotstye]

Why WHYYYYYYYYYY is he live AGAIN. Must of read up on tattle then jumped straight back on.

 

[keke00]

When he says “iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiayigh” my vagina crumbles and retreats.

 

[lurker1823]

He’s doing a bleeping quiz in between coughing up his insides, says that people have to send him gifts and write the answers in their bios to win each round

 

[labaton]

It's on you, it's not on me.

You do the stuff of that.

 

[Angiek0909]

He's used arctic monkeys, spice girls and all saints and is shocked people get it. Is that cause he didn't expect his followers to know who they are cause they are young???

Trying to weedle out the ones over 30

 

[lurker1823]

Lovely pic for you all, Paul’s hair is so thin you can see the shape of his head in the light, give it a few years and he’ll be bald

 

[clairechoice]

He’s such a sad sack

 

[lyrical0609]

“It’s time to use some brain power” erm Paul some of us have been at work all day using our brains

 

[user726]

Is there really a 42 year old man in a bathroom hosting a quiz? Yes there is

 

[JM1234]

Tbh his terrible grasp of the English language could be down to only consuming french fry crisps, mccoys, maltesers, ham sandwiches, Prosecco ham, and ribena

I am CONVINCED he has red wine in those Ribena bottles and no one can tell me otherwise

 

[aliciane]

Tbh his terrible grasp of the English language could be down to only consuming french fry crisps, mccoys, maltesers, ham sandwiches, Prosecco ham, and ribena

I mean, English is my second language, and I think I make (I hope) much more sense than him. He also has really bad enunciation, don’t know if it’s a speech impediment or not, but it’s just weird. It’s like he hasn’t evolved since he was a teenager, and that’s why he doesn’t want older women because he’s way behind mentally

 

[Snapshotstye]

He's doind a quiz. His wordplay question, which he said oh I'll get in trouble for this then did his njdhuaaaa laugh "fornication weapons" I honestly need a tiktok break from this wanker

 

[ellonor]

Is there really a 42 year old man in a bathroom hosting a quiz? Yes there is

pub quiz? It’s a pool party. A toilet test. En-suite examination if you will

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I mean, English is my second language, and I think I make (I hope) much more sense than him. He also has really bad enunciation, don’t know if it’s a speech impediment or not, but it’s just weird. It’s like he hasn’t evolved since he was a teenager, and that’s why he doesn’t want older women because he’s way behind mentally

Paul wishes he could speak English as well as you do! I've said it before, I'm convinced he's an alien. There's no other rational explanation for his bizarre behaviour and his weak grasp on human speech patterns.

 

[justlurking457]

What I don’t understand is why these young girls are actually paying to subscribe to talk to him I wouldn’t even talk to him if I was the one being paid