New video. Same old caption. Possible hair cut and shower??? I'm hoping for a live tonight as my child is in bed and husband is out. ENTERTAIN ME HAM MAN.
He may be smiling but his overly crusty red eyes tell the real truthNew video. Same old caption. Possible hair cut and shower??? I'm hoping for a live tonight as my child is in bed and husband is out. ENTERTAIN ME HAM MAN.
Erm bleeping hell how do you get your kid Down so early...every night is a damn battle in this houseNew video. Same old caption. Possible hair cut and shower??? I'm hoping for a live tonight as my child is in bed and husband is out. ENTERTAIN ME HAM MAN.
Hideous. Don't forget your eye creams tonight ladiesView attachment 1548755
Why do his eyes look like this
Ah you see the secret is, your child needs to wake up at the arse crack of dawn and rather than have the 2 naps which (usually) combined make 2 hours, spice it up, have 30 mins for the first nap then 10 minutes for the afternoon nap and be so incredibly manic by 5.30pm you just start headbutting the sofa out of pure delirium...then you're in bed passed out by 6pmErm bleeping hell how do you get your kid Down so early...every night is a damn battle in this house
His new video is funny cos his whole self is an embodiment of corn. Bland. Beige. Boring.