Snapshoteye #21 Frankie is back on the scene, she must like her fella’s pale & unclean

[GlowGirlGlowwww]

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Hey guys unfortunately Paul’s personal police force did a 4am raid at my gaff this morning. My trotters are in handcuffs and I’m in the slammer.

Being charged with making a fresh Prince of bel air song edit for Paul and saying Tina uses parma ham as a flannel. 🥲

CRYING

 

[BonnyBabs]

Thanks as usual to @nurseren for yet another epic recap!

Just taking a lil swim in the ocean before I settle down with my luke-warm Lilt for more Pool related drama.

Much love hamlets, and big hugz.

 

[Hbeau93]

Just pulling up a to this shitshow x

 

[materialgworl]

Just warming my trotters up on the sand ready for this new thread to be full of manic feral behaviour and absolute hammy lolz

 

[jjfabc]

Hi guys, let’s hope for a drama filled weekend

 

[ownitbabs]

Hamlets and Piglets, it’s thread 21! Is anyone giving out restraining orders, I think I I want one… eeeee

Last thread we were all getting ready to hop in the Lincoln Police Social Media Chopper (as funded by Paul’s Dad) to head off to Prison. Well it turns out, WE ARE OFF ON HOLIDAY INSTEAD! Cheers Paulypops!

Pack the lilt, pack your best hoody and get on board Hammy Airlines to a trip to Pig Island in the Bahamas!!!

This all inclusive resort includes;

Free hugz

Inspirational speeches from our Paul telling us to “own it”

Dance classes from our Paul so we know how to renegade while telling the police that we are a ponce

hot chocolate fountain and Lilt

chopper tour around the island

skincare classes from Paul… wait, they were cancelled?

what’s that I see? A childcare crèche ran by Paul? Oh it’s only for girls aged 16-21? Never mind…

self help classes from Turbo Tina such as “how to get ponces to notice you” & “how to be the fastest mod”

and the threat of Paul saying he’s never going live again but going live every 2 hours



In other news,

Paul was cheeky and said he was going on a 4hr 40min train ride. I personally thought he was going on the slow bus around Lincoln, but a clever piglet on here figured out we were off to Chester

What’s in Chester I hear you all oink? Frankie.

Frankie was Paul’s girlfriend prior to Sophie, and the relationship was a staggering 3 weeks long. He wears hoodies for longer than 3 weeks.

The relationship ended badly, resulting in the now infamous “chopper gate” in which Paul ran away to a field overnight and a police helicopter had to come and find him. Supposedly.

Frankie is now commenting on Paul’s lives calling him gorgeous and everyone is confused, esp as Frankie vanished from social media following her “relationship” with Paul



As always, the boring Mum stuff

Paul’s behaviour can be triggering and concerning at times, so if you feel overwhelmed and worried, please look after yourself.

Don’t reveal your IG names

Video files can be compressed on WhatsApp but I did see that FB is having an issue (can anyone confirm this?)

Report accounts that feel “dodgy” to you, it’s known for TT to lurk on here and compromise everyone’s safety and fun & check your tiktok settings



#wearehamily

You never miss with the summary’s

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Sorry I’m late, was in my way and got roped into joining a bleeping parade didn’t I. They begged me to do it, said the last guy they hired has fucked off to Chester and didn’t turn up on his first day.

Amazing recap as usual! Thread 21 eh? Time moves so quick here

 

[Hakes]

Me taking my seat. Silly clumsy ham x

thank you @nurseren, your recap has made me piss my pants as usual

I watched this approximately 37 times before I realised it wasn't a whole line of piggies failing to get on a sofa. I am a dumb ham.

 

[nurseren]

You never miss with the summary’s

wait until I’m back at work full time! Who am I kidding, I’ll still do it for your guys xoxo

Sorry I’m late, was in my way and got roped into joining a bleeping parade didn’t I. They begged me to do it, said the last guy they hired has fucked off to Chester and didn’t turn up on his first day.

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Amazing recap as usual! Thread 21 eh? Time moves so quick here

roped into a parade

 

[Gemgem88]

thread 21! How exciting!!!

 

[honeyou]

right piglets, got my nails and hair did and i’m officially holiday ready!

 

[nurseren]

Totally off topic sorry but google is not helpful - does anyone know If u block a number, can they still call you if they "withhold" it? So instead of their number popping up, no caller id pops up? Will they still get through?

yes, I blocked my work’s number and then they would ring off withheld

 

[Gemgem88]

What makes me a little bit sad (mainly because I’ve got a tit mum) is the fact that he will travel over 4 hours on a train to a travelodge, go walking in the day and sit in his hotel room at night.
why can’t he get the train to where his son lives, go walking in the day when his sons at school and then spend some time together in the evening? Even if that was in the hotel room, takeaway, meal out, cinema, bowling, anything?! Why can’t he do that?

 

[HammyMcHamFace]

yes, I blocked my work’s number and then they would ring off withheld

I just found a way... if you have an iphone, go into settings, phone, scroll down a bit to silence unknown calls. Your phone wont ring but it will appear in missed calls and they can live voicemails if they want.

 

[nurseren]

What makes me a little bit sad (mainly because I’ve got a tit mum) is the fact that he will travel over 4 hours on a train to a travelodge, go walking in the day and sit in his hotel room at night.
why can’t he get the train to where his son lives, go walking in the day when his sons at school and then spend some time together in the evening? Even if that was in the hotel room, takeaway, meal out, cinema, bowling, anything?! Why can’t he do that?

Exactly what I was thinking earlier. I do think there’s more to the son situation that we know about, maybe he’s not allowed to see Paul if Paul is actively using the internet or something. I still think the Christmas covid situation was bullshit. But it would make me sad if I saw the husband of my kid going nearly 5hrs on the train to go to Zara rather than to me.

 

[#fyp#]

What do we recon ham face is doing right now…

Trying to perfect a roly poly so he can give himself a blow job.

 

[nurseren]

I just found a way... if you have an iphone, go into settings, phone, scroll down a bit to silence unknown calls. Your phone wont ring but it will appear in missed calls and they can live voicemails if they want.

I do love you. My work has an automated “ring if you can work tonight” message that goes out and it infuriates me

 

[Gemgem88]

Exactly what I was thinking earlier. I do think there’s more to the son situation that we know about, maybe he’s not allowed to see Paul if Paul is actively using the internet or something. I still think the Christmas covid situation was bullshit. But it would make me sad if I saw the husband of my kid going nearly 5hrs on the train to go to Zara rather than to me.

I 100% think there is something going on regarding him not being able to see him, I’d like to hope anyway because I really can’t understand how someone doesn’t want to see their child.
if my only option was walking, I’d walk day and night to see my child

What do we recon ham face is doing right now…

Slapping his meat

 

[BigHugzBabz]

Exactly what I was thinking earlier. I do think there’s more to the son situation that we know about, maybe he’s not allowed to see Paul if Paul is actively using the internet or something. I still think the Christmas covid situation was bullshit. But it would make me sad if I saw the husband of my kid going nearly 5hrs on the train to go to Zara rather than to me.

the thing is even if there is something going on which means he isn’t allowed to see his son, Paul puts more fight and effort into seeing a woman than him. He will literally travel to the ends of the earth with his job seekers to see a girl.

 

[ownitbabs]

What makes me a little bit sad (mainly because I’ve got a tit mum) is the fact that he will travel over 4 hours on a train to a travelodge, go walking in the day and sit in his hotel room at night.
why can’t he get the train to where his son lives, go walking in the day when his sons at school and then spend some time together in the evening? Even if that was in the hotel room, takeaway, meal out, cinema, bowling, anything?! Why can’t he do that?

Plain and simple, he’s a tit dad and his son is an inconvenience to his dating life