Same here. I’ll cream your back and you do mine. All my wedding photos in Florida look like that woman from Gimme Gimme Gimme having a hot flush.Guys.. I'm ginger if we're going to a deserted island can we make sure there's gallons of sun cream and umbrellas for shade otherwise I'm going to melt
https://giphy.com/AgQ55Hhi0WAw0
Please take care of yourself, Smurfgirl. It’s been my daughters due date a few weeks ago, and it hit me hard. XI'm bowing out for a while. What would have been my daughters birth date is looming and I'm all over the place emotionally, and all this is boosting my anger. I'll be back I'm sure, but for now I need to look after me.
Tag me in any new threads please hamlets so I can find you x
Hi x
isn’t it a dream come true?? courtesy of the breaded ham himselfWait hang on I’m busy for a few days and we are out of prison, and off on a beach???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Let’s gooooooo!!!someone asked who he would banish to a desert island…
HE CHOSE TATTLE hahahahaha.
Pack your suitcases everyone, we’re off!
Sending you both big fat hammy hugs eeeeeePlease take care of yourself, Smurfgirl. It’s been my daughters due date a few weeks ago, and it hit me hard. X
Talk for yourself, us Nott’um laydehs were right at ‘omebetter than prison
Get your cozzy gorge, it’s like the ham version of love island. We won’t sit around a fire pit, we will dance and chant around it at midnight. We wont shout ‘I’ve got a text’, we will shout ‘fuck sake is he live yet, I can’t get a signal’… also Paul will be lurking trying to listen in to us talking about him. It’s gonna be ACEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Let’s gooooooo!!!
STOPPPPPP!!! I have an image of people shouting “HESSSSSS LIVE!!!!!” & we get a projector out by the PoolGet your cozzy gorge, it’s like the ham version of love island. We won’t sit around a fire pit, we will dance and chant around it at midnight. We wont shout ‘I’ve got a text’, we will shout ‘fuck sake is he live yet, I can’t get a signal’… also Paul will be lurking trying to listen in to us talking about him. It’s gonna be ACE
The more we talk about this, the more I’m getting ready to pack my bags. Becoming less and less of a threat and more like a holibobs. How’d I look guys, beach ready? Pls be kind I’m self consciousSTOPPPPPP!!! I have an image of people shouting “HESSSSSS LIVE!!!!!” & we get a projector out by the Pool
Cheers Paulipops, heres me thinking I’d be in prison at the weekend and it turns out I’m off to a beach with all inclusive sweaty ham cobs and piss warm Lilt!
You know, every time I think that thread recap can’t get anymore bizarre but it does
That picture has FLOORED meThe more we talk about this, the more I’m getting ready to pack my bags. Becoming less and less of a threat and more like a holibobs. How’d I look guys, beach ready? Pls be kind I’m self conscious
I actually want this to happen. I’m settling my divorce and I’m tempted just to give him the house because I won’t need it….. I’m off to pack my chair up.STOPPPPPP!!! I have an image of people shouting “HESSSSSS LIVE!!!!!” & we get a projector out by the Pool
Cheers Paulipops, heres me thinking I’d be in prison at the weekend and it turns out I’m off to a beach with all inclusive sweaty ham cobs and piss warm Lilt!
You know, every time I think that thread recap can’t get anymore bizarre but it does
I can’t take itThe more we talk about this, the more I’m getting ready to pack my bags. Becoming less and less of a threat and more like a holibobs. How’d I look guys, beach ready? Pls be kind I’m self conscious
I can’t do this anymoreI’ve booked the airport transfers guys, all aboard!
They say I got tender loins… if you catch my driftI can’t take itI’ve now woken up my husband
I can’t do this anymore
I thought he was so well off and affluent that money wasn't a problem. Eurgh hes so predictable, literally the same routine with every single girlListen to him keep on hinting to stay at frankies man.
Oh if I can get a cheaper hotel I’ll stay here another night but I can’t afford this hotel it’s so expensive but I really really do want to stay here another night
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