Snapshoteye #10 Boiled ham and a farmfood shopper, Paul's on the lookout for the welfare chopper

[BigHugzBabz]

There once was a man in a sweater,
Carbonara was the dish that he fed her,
His skin it did flake,
In the pasta he baked,
But it tasted stronger than cheddar.

Eminem is that you

 

[itskurnsstupid]

He’s saying he deleted social media and people still talk about him hahaha he deletes it for about 3 hours tops and then he’s back he’s talking shite

 

[da_b5]

Hello everyone. I’m not sure if anyone will recognise my username but last June-July time I was calling out Paul for following underage girls on tiktok, calling him a pick me guy and a few other things which then resulted in him hiding who he was following. I just wanna say I’m glad people are now seeing what sort of person he is. I’m also enjoying reading all the stuff on here

 

[nurseren]

This is the thread that keeps on giving isn’t it

 

[alwayswatching3789]

So if the police did go today (which hopefully they did - @nurseren you have a big heart and defo did the right thing), what do we all think his reaction was?

Just my opinion- I think he would have played it down massively. Maybe ‘no, look, I’ve had a bad time lately and I, well, I have quite a large following on TikTok. I guess when I said I was coming off everything as I’m not in the best head space, people have been worried and got the wrong end of the stick. But I’m fine. I just need a social media break.’

Or something along those lines anyway

 

[alwayswatching3789]

I’ve never seen the thread so quiet… I usually come on to at least 5 pages to catch up on or even a new thread

Wonder what Paul’s doing right now. My guess is watching TV with his bare feet on the coffee table, possibly speaking to a new ‘amazing lady’

 

[Deeznutslol]

He literally makes me vagina shrivel up

ahhh whenever you put up a picture of you and your partner, I just love it so much! Really makes me smile!

WHAT A SIMP

 

[Hbeau93]

Don’t let flakey think we’ve turned on one another. He will love that. If you don’t like how the threads are going, just leave. I’ve only posted recently but I’ve been watching the threads for months, and I know the long haulers/regulars from seeing the posts & to be honest, I can see why people would want to know who one another are! As I said in a previous post, you guys share my sense of humour so you can tell we’d all be mates!

Imagine one day...a big tattle Pauly-themed Poncy Piss up at the pub!!!

 

[staygolden]

Imagine waking up next to that
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my sleep paralysis demon, cheers son's crying. nice one

 

[Lillybee2020]

The fact he’s back on TikTok and hidden his videos instead of deleting them just says it all really, his little meltdown and threats were just for attention. Hope his dads given him a right telling off

Can imagine his dad when the police leave. “Wtf you playing at ham heed, get a job!”

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Trust Paul to call himself a nonce… the silly

Enjoy your ‘10 year’ ban

 

[alwayswatchingu]

Can anyone please enlighten me on the boiled ham? Does he like ham or something?

He looks like boiled ham, see previous thread for side by side comparison picture, hard to tell them apart

 

[bagheera]

*police return to the station to carry out their own investigations*

I know I thought this… imagine doing a well fair check and someone’s first response is to defend them self about being a nonce… which no one has rang the police about….

If I were a police officer I’d leave wanting to investigate him further

 

[cyclingowl]

she fucking chews her water

 

[poundpuppie]

Those two people paying their £4.99 have been right ripped off.

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Imagine all of us tattlers together at the pub? It would be chaos and I’d fucking love it… I’d have to bring printed out memes with me

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Anytime someone calls him a big bastard or a billy bear bastard, I read it in this voice

 

[itsjustthefacts]

Something I can't wrap my head around...
When paul says "he's on my baba, my booboobooboo", what the hell is his baba and booboobooboo?

Me and my boyfriend have had this conversation maaaany times and neither of us have gotten to the bottom of what on earth he was on about. I genuinely think he just says things to sound ‘cute’ and ‘funny’ despite the fact it makes no sense. Just like that disturbing video when he randomly went ‘walle’…

thanks Paul son’s crying now

 

[nurseren]

Is he live yet? I’m going to be FUMING. I’m going to pay that £5 and BOLLOCK HIM

 

[donutmakemeangry]

Nearly at a new thread, these threads move faster than Paul's, snapshot eye, 41, relationships