Slimmingworldxgemx #2 Reading books like one breathes air but doesn’t know if it’s there or their

[Runforestrun]

OMG I’ve just looked at her stories today and realised I know her Husband! So all the mystery about whether they were on or off last year now makes perfect sense! And he isn’t a PE teacher at school now.

 

[panda_eyes]

I'm sorry, but why has she got Olivia smiling for the photo with the poorly bunny , makes it seem a bit sadistic

Just...take the rabbit to the vet. Don't be weird. This isn't a Kodak moment.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Does it bug anyone else when she pretends she is ‘such a rebel’ having wine for tea

For someone who's so busy, how does she have time for the utter bollocks she comes up with Her white bungalow, her flowers, maternity dresses, the running, the posing.. what a cringy fanny

 

[Lollipop19]

Her slimming world class must be low on numbers if she got slimmer of the week twice in a row!! She only lost 1.5lb last week so must have been slim pickings

 

[mingbag]

Why does she keep buying maternity dresses??

So she can swish around in her boring white house all day long

 

[DoubleTrouble1712]

Her sister definitely needs her own thread. Acting all surprised today because she got a replacement part for her pump quickly after she posted a sad story tagging them

 

[Instafamous1]

She’s at it again!!! Can barely see her Aff link

 

[ChubClubThug]

I’ve got that asos dress... in NON maternity. WHY would she buy the maternity version when they do it in normal range too (and I’m pretty sure it also came in petite), she’s tapped

Are you Welsh? I am and I always say "tapped"

She really is, yet makes a point of saying she bought the next size down? How about she just buys a regular one, in her actual size and she STFU!

 

[mingbag]

I’ve liked following the sister Katy in the past but now it seems like she’s jumping at all the #gifted opportunities
Aveeno (R) ambassador now... will she need her own thread soon?

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Goes on about how much she loves books, yet she uses the page turned over as bookmark

To be fair I do this too as I think books should be worn and full of love. That and I’ve lost every book mark I’ve ever owned.

 

[Pinkoctopus]

I don’t know why but I pictured her in something very different than a bungalow

 

[Fineapple]

God, that jaw! She looks like Quagmire.

 

[Instafamous1]

She is so selfish running that marathon with her Health conditions and no training. What would happen to her poor little girl if god forbid she just dropped dead (which happens frequently at the London marathon). Such a bloody martyr

 

[Fineapple]

I think this has been said before but why does she act like she’s reading a library of leather bound classic novels instead of the latest chick lit?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Guys, I still can’t get over the fact she wore a flower crown to JSG’s wedding

That dress screams bridesmaid. How embarrassing! ...but hilarious because I can't stand that JSG knob either

 

[Sozhun]

I'm a nurse, there's no ICU tent at races, just a standard medical tent, if you need hospital then you're taken to hospital, ICU tent is something she's made up. And also, a cracked pelvis can be extremely serious, I doubt if it were true she would be on bedrest not running bloody marathons. Such a martyr, if I caught her taking selfies while a an emergency team were tending to her I'd tell her off.

Absolutely this
A cracked pelvis could cause lots of issues and even a hairline crack could worsen and cause internal bleeding and even prolapsed organs etc so no way you'd want to walk for a mile let alone run 26 with one. She would usually have been given crutches or some kind of walking aid also. She's so full of it, everything has to be the most dramatic version of events always with her

 

[Virgin Media Fan]

A letter from the fucking elf she's almost 11 not 5!! Fml

 

[mancalice]

Also from Gemma's post, she doesn't live in the South lakes, haverigg/million is Copeland. Not any part of the lakes they are 13 miles from coniston

Yeah I thought this. Haverigg defo not the lakes as people know it. Cumbria yea... lakes no

 

[Marnic]

Let’s face it this is the girl that’s been doing undeclared ads for years passing them off as the products she loves until we all see her linkedin.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Gemma is the sort of person who likes to think that even her farts smell of lenor and she will keep up that pretence at all costs, until the day she dies and someone has to get a grinder to take her makeup off and we see the real Gemma.