Siobhán O'Hagan #70 Stomping thru the airport with her awful blowie, the image of a reject from TOWIE!

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Ned learned a hefty lesson about wrapping it up at that Grand Prix! Tbf very little pity

Oh I don’t pity him.

I do feel sorry for him though. He was baby trapped by someone who wanted a baby thinking it would make them an automatic family.

Say whatever you want. But Siobhan went out that night to get pregnant. Nothing would convince me otherwise.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

She looks deranged.
Of course she’s posting for the Mam’s and not to remind everyone that she’s AcTuAlLy A gENiUs.

Nooooooooooo! Fuck me, she didn't do a leaving cert post did she?!

ETA : yes she did.

Newsflash Shiv: you didn't "pivot" from Financial maths, you admit yourself you drank your way through college and bombed out of that degree, barely passed it.

Your former class mate is on an earlier thread confirming (and most people know from their own college time) employers don't come looking for finance grads with pass degrees and scaldy hungover heads.

So your first "pivot" was away from finance to working in HR because you couldn't get in the door of your chosen industry.

Then you "pivoted" out of that because you prioritised socialising with clients (which you called "building rapport' but let's face it you meant boozing) over placing them in roles and were managed out.

Then you "pivoted" to basic QA which you pretended was "engineering" but which you failed at because (you admit) you spent all your time on Instagram (aka being wildly unprofessional ) and were managed out again by your own admission.

Then the "pivot" to fitness which weirdly also mostly involved boozing. Roughly 5 solid years of it.

Next "pivot" was to your "mam era"...what was the driver there? Lol, oh yes, alcohol!

And the latest "pivot" where you plan to fleece people as an online yoga teacher ..to get easy money for booze.

So any "Mams" of leaving cert kids reading this, don't worry, you're kid might get 600 points and then STILL piss her options away on a series of car crash drink fuelled impulsive decisions over the next 18 years ....so DONT PANIC!

 

[Elliebellie1978]

So should everyone make sure their kids are aged 18 plus before applying for a mortgage? You know, so everything is done in isolation? Or maybe don't have kids if you have a job? Or wait until you retire to get a mortgage? People with more sense than a pomegranate generally multi task and can work, have children and apply for a mortgage whilst attending gym classes, attending further education, going on holiday, managing to cook and clean. Its just normal life. Living isn't an Olympic sport where medals get handed out for just getting on with things.

 

[I got up at 5am]

Dr Niamh is bang on. It’s one thing for these women to want to share their lives but the kids cannot consent & the sharing goes way too far. It always amuses me that they all cry troll & bully & claim to have anxiety but will happily expose innocent little kids who have no idea the audience they are being exposed to. It’s bugs the shit out of me. We need a law to prevent it asap.

 

[Vivian124]

It's just not possible that she's still going on about the one competition she did a million years ago. It's just not possible.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Remember she posted these to let Ned know she was home from London, wasn’t he out with the lads on the same night and completely ignored her.

This is the night her dad ferried her straight from the airport to town. She was with either Aoibhinn or Becca. It was a completely unplanned trip.

And - you forgot the best part... the caption.

"Honey I'm home"

 

[forgotmyacc]

Cadhla definitely took first steps with her dad

Ya, but she took her first jump with Siobhan.

 

[dddddddddddd]

Au pair, the kids dad and her parents - is she ever with the child? Yet still moans about not being able to create content -

 

[forgotmyacc]

I was just thinking to myself here.

When my sister had my nephew ( he was born in 2000) maternity leave was 12 weeks. TWELVE WEEKS.
My sis put her little baba into creche at 12 weeks and went back to work. Because she had no choice. She lived a good hour from her job. And you know what? She just got on with it. No dramas no fuss no fanfare.

Kaleidoscope is what 9 months now? And this dose still not able to clean the kitchen without making a song and dance about it. Even with all the help she has.
And she thinks she's fit to run a "self improvement project " ????????? HA!!!!!

 

[crankypants13]

Shiv woke up and chose violence against that avocado in the bowl. She is an absolute mess this morning. She didn’t delete the story because of the Whoop horror stories, I’d say she got called out on her absolute bullshit and couldn’t handle it. She looks hungover and fragile.

As for saying she needs two days baby free to be able to work, train and socialise? Fuck off, and then fuck off some more. Just like her bullshit about dealing with “all of her challenges in isolation” - how does she think normal people cope?! You fit in all of these things without pawning your child(ren) off on whoever will take them.

Once her parents tire of her shite, Shiv will be the type posting on an anonymous community FB page in a few years looking for anyone at all to babysit so she can go out drinking.

Ps: Yes, she has annoyed me this morning

 

[forgotmyacc]

Is she for real???

Shots fired at best bud/stalker victim James Smith et al??

ALL of her friend group are woefully under qualified (if at all) to be running any kind of programs/paid workshops etc.

Tone deaf as usual, placing herself on a pedestal above her peers with zero self awareness.

Her "sip" project isn't even off the ground and she's shitting all over people doing similar ?

Also, this is the same dam chick who has paid for a ytt certificate and is planning on charging people to teach them??!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Connie Mac]

In one story she admits her elbows aren't positioned right in her yoga pose and the next story she's going to the graduation to become a yoga teacher.... it's obvious whoever is passing these eejits is also a money grabber.

 

[CAA2020]

‘I love training more than drinking’…. Sure Jan, say it to yourself 10 more times and you might start to believe it

 

[littledrunkgirl]

Your child can’t jump Shiv, give it a rest!

 

[DM Me Hun]

Genuinely think she was trying the old Instahun scam earlier of playing dumb and “asking for advice” about something you can easily Google in the hope that there will be a freebie/discount/preferential treatment. Unfortunately child minding and crèches aren’t quite in the same category as fake tan and takeaways.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Can someone tell me in short what this sinead one actually does and what would her show of been about? I know nothing about her

She talks shite online to very naive and impressionable followers. Idiots in my opinion.

She once told a desperate girl in an emotionally abusive relationship and whose family were telling her to leave that she needed to understand her partner and what he has gone through to be like that.

I despair!! She's absolute snake oil saleswoman.

 

[itsme89]

she looks like a plastic fuckdoll.

You’d be raging if you order a fuckdoll and that’s what arrives!

 

[JP Bangers]

Morning

 

[Connie Mac]

She said she has a big change coming but can't talk about it Siobhan your skin breaking out possibly has been caused by the copious amount of alcohol you put into your system, doesn't take a genius to work that one out. An au pair,my God Almighty,who the fuck hires an au pair so as you can go to the gym, she'll have anyone minding her child so as she doesn't have to. Also her parents are going to be helping a lot more,they have the child quite a lot as it is. I've said it before,her daughter is a massive inconvenience to her and she really regrets having her. She really is a vile human.

 

[We were on a break]

They look like a proud mother picking her son up from his last exam

She’s more masculine looking than he is.