Siobhan O’Hagan #66 Roses are red, Margs are bitter. Ned should have took the safe option up the ringer

[Jg86]

She honestly think she is an athlete. She is average at everything. Even before the baby, she wasn't super strong, super fast and her mobility has always been shocking .
All of her stats from her weight training days were the same as those in the general public who train for fun. She has never been close to being an athlete .

She's starting to remind me of Ken..... I gym.

 

[influencethis6]

She honestly think she is an athlete. She is average at everything. Even before the baby, she wasn't super strong, super fast and her mobility has always been shocking .
All of her stats from her weight training days were the same as those in the general public who train for fun. She has never been close to being an athlete .

She's starting to remind me of Ken..... I gym.

Spot on she thinks she's an athlete! Did she call herself that in her bio at one stage?!

Well she's not doing her business any favours..if the PT herself cannot organise her day to allow for exercise, how are other mere mortal mothers going to be able to

She doesn't even say "dad" now... so either he warned her off making any mention of him on her profile or things are so bad between them, she can't even mention his name!

Oh her first mothers day this Sunday...christ can you imagine the incoming post on insta

 

[instaknobs]

Wait....Shiv didn't even create the Excel spreadsheet for the furnace ?!

RIGHT!!!!!!!!! Yet again she’s full of surprises. At this stage it feels like she’s trying to prove us tattlers wrong.
Can’t get laid
Doesn’t want kids
Won’t move back to ireland
Only thing she had going for her was the excel bleeping spreadsheet

no wonder she’s looking washed out today. Her cards have been shown ( by herself)

turd
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Notice how everything else is mentioned to get done in 24hrs but not clean the house

that will be in Laura’s stories.
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My God she's just mental. She realises the world will not Implode if she doesn't "train". Like your not training for anything, life isn't so serious. It's actually cringeworthy imo to be so obsessed with training in multiple sports and being bang average or less in all of them. Like pick one and focus you clown or be OK with hap hazard training? A season of focusing on family? Wow your so nice shiv.

it’s nothing to do with training, getting fit and stronger or even her mental health for after she’s “trained” and everything to do with punishment training and an eating disorder. She eats the biggest load of tit and needs to burn it off. She isn’t committed or diligent enough to set her mind to one thing and get better at it. It’s all a quick fix, to burn off the pizza, margs, Doritos.
She is an idiot. All day. Everyday.

 

[Jg86]

Oh her first mothers day this Sunday...christ can you imagine the incoming post on insta

I wonder will he acknowledge her? Or will her posts be all about how amazing she is at being a single mother.

 

[surlook]

Ah lads the spreadsheet is basic. I did the oven before and my friend took one of the free spots. I am not an Excel expert but I am decent enough at it and could do that spreadsheet.

Somehow I don't think yer one will be using the video testimonials - can you imagine what it must sound like?

 

[itsnotmereally]

Wait....Shiv didn't even create the Excel spreadsheet for the furnace ?!

I thought she said she did for the furnace but this lady did it for the new thing? May have misheard as her Errhmmm’a make me switch off

 

[econgirl]

I thought she said she did for the furnace but this lady did it for the new thing? May have misheard as her Errhmmm’a make me switch off

No, she said she did it for the "old OH fitness" as she thought she had the "maths skillz" herself, but lucia did it for the furnace.
Wow.
Just wow.
Like all she is, is the face and co-ordinator of the labour.
And so open about it. Does she not think people see it for what it is? The lack of self awareness is off the scale.

 

[slurpymcslurp]

Another productive day tidying up in the O H household or else baby O H is just like mammy leaving random socks/ugg slippers around the place

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Wait....Shiv didn't even create the Excel spreadsheet for the furnace ?!

I was talking to a friend of mine who knows her and she works in the area too. And she mentioned that too - everything is outsourced. She can’t even do up a programme - when she knew shiv she was using a generic programme builder for clients.

Even now.. she can’t design a programme. Corey does most of that side . People are basically paying for Siobhan to look at intake forms and do a Q&A if the baby goes down

 

[surlook]

She has a night away from the baby and she is spending it watching tv while eating from a lunchbox!! Her sister is home - why isn't she with her?

Even where I did the furnace back in 2020 not once did Shiv do my check-in. She did the initial intake but nothing after that. It was Cory, Aoife and someone else from what I can remember.

 

[professional_athlete]

Spot on she thinks she's an athlete! Did she call herself that in her bio at one stage?!

Not just an athlete but a “Professional Athlete” hence why I (the one troll) picked this name for my 453rd account on here.

 

[dothprotesttoomuch]

More professional asshole than professional athlete this one

 

[instaknobs]

Not just an athlete but a “Professional Athlete” hence why I (the one troll) picked this name for my 453rd account on here.

and SPONSORED to add to the accolade.

 

[mayoandmagmurderers]

She has the fitness of, and looks like, a darts player or sumo wrestler.

So in that sense she is very loosely correct when she self identifies as an athlete

 

[Jg86]

There's so many great female coaches / pts out there , who are mothers. Who are stronger, faster and fitter than her because exercise is not a punishment to them . They love it and have specialised.
She is competing with so many pts and she is on the bottom. People want to be trained by those who did more than her crappy course. Who can answer in detail why you are doing specific moves . She hasn't a clue.

 

[Madeline 74]

Roboshiv

 

[instaknobs]

Could she be any more of a wanker? Her stupid face

thought she was going slow when half of the run is in zone 4 and the other half zone 5. She was struggling and her heart rate was high af. Idiot. She has 18 watches and is a self proclaimed data girl why doesn’t she look and see her heart rate is through the bleeping roof and walk or slow right down? Oh yea because she is a total knob head.

 

[Basicbiatchabroad]

I was a runner for many years participating in marathons, 1/2 marathons countless 10k races the only time I ran with a running belt was on longer runs she gives me the biggest ick with all that gear looks like a massive knob! 10min mile pace in zone 4 & 5 is not anything to show off about for someone who thinks she’s the biggest sportswomen that ever walked the earth

 

[We were on a break]

Still pretending she lives out beside the sea, I’m surprised the guards in Coolock oops I mean Malahide didn’t have to be rang over all the men creeping/wanking over her as she ran by looking like a total knob.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Still pretending she lives out beside the sea, I’m surprised the guards in Coolock oops I mean Malahide didn’t have to be rang over all the men creeping/wanking over her as she ran by looking like a total knob.

Embarrassing. She didn't film her drive from Clongriffin to get to the coast she categorically does not live beside. And she doesn't mention the fact the only reason she could fit in a drive to the coast to absolutely crease herself running along the estuary is because her kid is at her father's.

She's so cringe.