This. This. A thousand times this.If 9-5 was such a handy number, why doesn't she do it? Yip, she'd not last a day.
God she's really insufferable!
Is this absolute dope setting the scene for a cHaNgE iN vAluEs whereby she goes back and does entry level grad work in her mid 30s?!
2 weeks ago she was picking her spots procrastinating so she didn't have to update the furnace videos from 8 years ago.
Then suddenly she's shutting the furnace down completely despite having nothing to replace it.
Then shes vaguely hunting she might run yoga retreats despite only learning yoga on an app and failing to complete the online YT training.
Now, Clearly the "in person" YTT is highlighting that she hasn't a fucking clue how to do yoga - because now she "wishes she had a 9-5 for the paid sick leave".
Go get one so ,you fucking dose, but you tried and failed no less than 3 office careers (actuary, HR, QA) before claiming actually office work was the problem and fitness was your calling !
The common denominator in all these failed careers is YOU!
And don't even get me started on how her life in Dublin is "richer and more complex with closer friendships than childless people in sunny Sydney could ever hope for" (
Who could she mean there? Oh that's right, Hegs, her so called best friend!