Biscuit or cake
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Sometimes I worry that there are actual dickheads asking instahuns their recipe for a packet curry that has instructions on... and then I remember to believe nothing on Instagram..
Exactly. And a bit of common sense here - leave the house wearing shorts up your hole and a crop top and you’ll get the glances, show me a woman that doesn’t know that and I’ll show you a liar. I’m not talking “asking for it” here, I’m talking self awareness and a knowledge of how the world works.Yes indeed when you are starved of male attention then any attention at all seems massive which would explain why she blows a glance completely out of proportion.
You're clearly forgetting:Siobhan doesn't have any other life milestones, so her birthday has to be made a big deal of.
Sad, but true.
I literally just came on to ask wtaf is going on with that photo! Does she honestly think she’s that small?! She’s really lost the plot this time trying to prove she’s not as big as the MP shoot.Our shiv Loves a good photoshop
It would be pretty impossible to get it into the urethra (it's tiny, and proof that nurses are amazing that they can get a catheter which is much smaller in there) so she must mean anus. I'm worried about her bowels if she didn't poop for a week though, and at no point noticed that the tampon was absorbing nothing. Seems like a lie? But an absolutely insane one.Same? It was either her bum (and she didn't shite in a week) or her urethra (like....HOW??)
At this stage she is a vegetableI need vegebuulls . Christ she’s an insufferable cunt
How I like to start my Mondays. With my scrambled eggs and a shot of Siobhan’s bulge
She reminds me of some crazed Batman villain or something. They way she keeps on saying how much she loves it there. I love it. Love it. My new life I love it. It’s love.Yakking on again about loving London and Clapham this morning - who is she trying to prove a point to!?
Can't wait to see her stomp to training from October onwards in the passing rain , cold and wind. The insufferable fool will get a reality check. It's actually making me look forward to winter.
And yoga studios are a bit more strict on no phones in class. At least the good ones are. If you didn’t film your workout, did it even happen Siobh?!She probably didn’t like in person yoga classes because it was another hour where she couldn’t delete negative comments or block people
She sent an email twice in a week about how she's lost the weight.Same woman who has crash dieted/ over exercised since she saw herself in the mp photoshoot??
Ok Siobhan.
Another one for her fake “client” calls.. there is no way someone is one the other side of that screen..I can't cope with this cringe.