Siobhan O’Hagan #35 FLAPham Common

[itsnotmereally]

She can’t afford to stay in London.

 

[smurphette]

Fuck me, that neck and chest does she have Monkeypox or something, just gross.

She is “the only girl” there now, the girl Shiv filmed being thrown around by her the last few weeks gtfo of dodge to avoid the smelly snatch, stinking hair and oozing face.

She's in her gym clothes, doing an extremely erratic and chaotic advert. She doesn't shower after the session, does she? I mean, you'd either shower there and change into fresh clothes, or surely jump straight into the shower when you got home. Then she's surprised that she has open sores in the areas where her sweaty clothes have been rubbing her dirty, sweaty skin.
And no gummies are going to cure her meth addict look.

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

Can’t believe she just advertised a product by implying it can fry your minging hair… ever the saleswoman

 

[Elliebellie1978]

She'll be mixing up the whitening strips and tampons soon. She'll have a shiny, white, growler and luckily she won't be able to spout any shite as her gob will be full for at least a week until she realises she has mixed up her face and her fanny.

 

[floggersunited]

I would take that tampon story to my fucking grave.

I AM SHOOK. So many questions but I just can’t.

 

[Rundymc1]

She reminds me of Jay from The Inbetweeners

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Same? It was either her bum (and she didn't shite in a week) or her urethra (like....HOW??)

Most likely.

My theory is shite must have diverted to her mouth and it's stayed that way since going by what she comes out with.

 

[forgotmyacc]

Those bottoms are awful. The design makes you think it’s see through and that you can see her underwear

My dad ( who is the most un pc man I know ) rings me every day it's warm out and says " I see the lycra people are out today "
He's not able. Complaining that lycra shouldn't be allowed in Lidl

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

I’ve said it a few times before she is an escort and proof is in the pudding. How can she afford that lifestyle living in London like she is and no permanent job at her. Does anyone know of anyone whose able to go training every single day during the day and swan around London and eat out 99% of the time cause I don’t

I’d more believe she was a serial killer - killing people around London and stealing and selling their belongings then think she’s an escort. Who would pay to sleep with someone who has to write down when to shower

We lads are simple creatures - but I don’t any lad that has a BO fetish.

 

[IndividualIf20]

Imagine being such a child that your "friend" knows she can't share her good news because its YOUR birthday weekend. I'd be mortified if any of my friends felt like that, it was Siobhan's 34th birthday not her wedding

 

[Taxevasionfan]

Ahh the lense, it changes some people but not others, explains why sinead looks the same

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Yakking on again about loving London and Clapham this morning - who is she trying to prove a point to!?

Can't wait to see her stomp to training from October onwards in the passing rain , cold and wind. The insufferable fool will get a reality check. It's actually making me look forward to winter.

 

[Elodie74]

The crackers in the packet, the sad pre-made dip and the random half lemon. That’s a fairly tragic offering. What is the lemon even for? Followed by… fajitas, no doubt straight from an Old El Paso kit. That passed for the height of sophistication when I was in college and that was a long, long time ago. She has the most basic palette and tastes, which would be fine were she not trying to position herself as an epicurean with sophisticated sensibilities. I don’t think she even realises how odd it looks to be going on about Gails and Wahaca as though they’re the pinnacle of gastronomy and now this early noughties student dinner.

 

[Mindyourown1212]

This one shoulder thing is even more ridiculous in "her" gear

Hate it and the upside down bikini tops

 

[whytho12345]

I’m tempted to sign up to the ‘free’ daily dogshit emails just for this absolute prize offering!!

Will be…. “Because they were taken with a proper camera/different lense and not taken in a mirror with an iPhone”, just weird sinead didn’t look unlike her Instagram in the pics, the reality is when that shoot was done….she was kinda chunky and she hid it and doctored all the photos on her page at that time. It’s funny she’s like yeh I’ve lost weight etc. EHHH there’s zero photos of you ever at that size on ur page hun. So u were lying then

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

It's clear to see something has happened lately that has her triggered.

She probably asked to hang out with Diren and JS and she's been told "not today". This is her revenge, pretending that she is being leered at.

Funny enough no one seemed to leer at her when she was in her bikini in the park drinking champagne . But people are leering while she’s stomping around Clapham.

 

[Londoncailín]

Am I asking too much that she signs off the email with:
‘Siobhán ‘I’m a lying alcoholic cunt’ O’ Hagan’

 

[Millyj1975]

Pink to make the boys wink?????? Make up your mind shivers . You didn’t want them winking at you yesterday

 

[floggersunited]

There is just something not right about the amount of training she does and her shape. I speak from experience and those were the days trust me I need to see the inside of a gym now, but going back a few years I found a class I loved. I prob went 5 times a week and I wasn’t dieting and I was young free and single so out every weekend. I have to say my body was in the best shape ever, toned thighs the works. I’m not telling this story to be big headed and I know there is some of her super fit and real athletes here, my point is something just is not adding up for her shape and the amount of training, steps, cycling etc she is doing.

 

[unknownindividual]

She looks possessed in the most recent stories ranting at men!! trust us Siob no one is objectifying you when you look like she just rolled out of a bush after a binge! Who does she think she is?