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living differently in your 30s SOH style: binge drinking, eating dominos for every meal and chasing young cock
 
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Funny story, a man from Kilkenny found her bank card in London, then flew to Dublin to see could he give it to someone ( didn’t want it to go to waste, ya know), and he bumped into Shivers on Quinns, Drumcondra Rd, while riding Shergar
I'm genuinely confused, is she not going to go back to London to get her stuff? Like she forgot her bankcard on her way to the airport but she never went back to London. Now she is off to Bali, wtf!
 
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If Jack goes - I will personally get a visa. Fly out to Bali. Do my 8 days and go punch Shiv in the face. Just cause. 😂

I can’t see Jack going to Bali. I honestly can’t even see his parents allowing him to go. I know before people start “oh he’s 24 he can do what he wants”. But some people actually listen to parents advice and I don’t see them letting him head off to Bali to waste a season. 😂
It’s been mentioned on Sinead’s stories they’ll be away together at Christmas in Bali, I’m sure.
 
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Dublin you Beaut’ X-OH-X

So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!

First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin. 😳🙄

‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’

Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!

Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!

Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!

Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!

Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!

I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!

Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..

Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!

The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank! 🥵

Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!

The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole 😉

On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!

Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!

Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!

If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?

Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!

It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree


Xxx.
Absolute masterpiece 😂
 
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With her hourly deliveries… I’d need my own team and then a backup team. We’re looking at at least a team of 8. 😂
I’m in! How funny a group of tattlers delivering pizza and booze with a few killer one liners thrown in for free 😂😂
 
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Dublin you Beaut’ X-OH-X

So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!

First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin. 😳🙄

‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’

Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!

Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!

Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!

Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!

Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!

I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!

Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..

Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!

The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank! 🥵

Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!

The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole 😉

On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!

Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!

Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!

If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?

Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!

It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree


Xxx.
amazing these jus get better!

Feck sake the mods have deleted the title 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
was there a second most liked suggestion?
 
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In her stories just now she asks sinead a question and proceeds to then completely talk over her as she answers!! She's extremely condescending, the talking over people thing is so awful.
 
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Her attitude around drinking is sooo teenager/20s. I know plenty of people that drink on certain occasions for many reasons as stated above like no one really needs drink to have fun if they are comfortable with their groups of friends, the place and extended company. I just don't get her at all. Mysteriously she hasn't mentioned any of her crap fast fashion and other belongs being still in London or the bank card. Maybe she got someone to go get her tit for her. Wouldn't put it past any of her families members doing that tbh. They are not as innocent as they look. I bet the hair hasn't been washed since getting done.
 
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Didn't sinead say she would be heading back to Bali in Sept ... Jack is working mad to save money to pay for his ticket. Will be interesting to see if he goes. Maybe Bali is going to be his gap year ...and Sinead is filling it.
Think you mean he's filling her gap....
 
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Noticed some other wannabe "influencer/scammer/mindfulness/life coach" had a post shared by Sinead. Tagged the 2 of these idiots tagged it spouting some rubbish about how great they are. 1200 followers and obviously just looking to piggyback on the chuckle sisters following. Clowns
 
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She really loves the sound of her own voice 😏 she's forcefully shouting over sinéad in that story wtf she's act such a head 😠
 
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Lol I honestly think she doesn't realise she did it the entire time diren had them on his podcast. Sinead could barely get her name out before siobhan had to jump in. Honestly how does sinead stand not getting a word in.
 
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GAA tour guide for hire,
This thread is on fire,
Because she’s a bleeping liar...
 
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