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So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!
First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin.
‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’
Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!
Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!
Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!
Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!
Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!
I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!
Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..
Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!
The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank!
Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!
The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole
On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!
Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!
Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!
If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?
Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!
It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree
Xxx.
So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!
First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin.
‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’
Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!
Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!
Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!
Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!
Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!
I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!
Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..
Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!
The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank!
Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!
The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole
On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!
Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!
Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!
If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?
Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!
It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree
Xxx.
