Anyone want to review this one!
OMG this is amazing I'm deadDear Diary,
Hectic couple of weeks. We are settling into the new villa. The natives are still waking me up with that ridiculous racket at the same hour of the morning that I’d be getting up anyway, and I am still showing my ignorance by complaining about it.
Sinead is annoying the shite out of me. People in relationships are so weak! Blah, blah, blah... babies, love... why can’t people just Shiv differently like me?!
Well Diary, I have my cotton-eye on someone! He’s hung like a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles! I can’t tell you who cos I don’t do relationships and a one night stand isn’t a good look on my stories. Sitting on people during BJJ has given me the absolute horn!
That one I have to pretend to like has launched a book called “Pain in the Hole Nicole”. Why did I go and tell her she had potential? Have I learned nothing from Begster?
Went to the bookstore and I cannot believe there is still a fiction section Why would anyone want to read a story when they can manifest takeaways (with their best pal for whom they have the serious green eye) and have the chats about whether their blue personality type suits the other one’s yellow. I love being informed and educating people.
Not sure about the vaccine still... hoping for a collab with Pfizer and I’m going to start tagging them in my stories next week
The outpouring of sympathy for my numerous mishaps of personal theft didn’t quite generate the traction I was hoping for. Might have to fly economy this time
By the way Diary... did ya hear that I’m sexy now?
Looking forward to catching up for more LOLs and YOLOs soon.
Oh PS I found this amazing new show called “Line of Duty”. It’s absolutely class ... no one had ever heard of it, and since I started featuring it on my stories now I have everyone watching it! Well, writing this much down has burned at least 600 cals so I’m off for a Cinnabon bun and a wheelbarrow of Tipsy Gingers (if you know you know!!).
Love ya Diary,
Shivs x
You smash it every threadDear Diary,
Hectic couple of weeks. We are settling into the new villa. The natives are still waking me up with that ridiculous racket at the same hour of the morning that I’d be getting up anyway, and I am still showing my ignorance by complaining about it.
Sinead is annoying the shite out of me. People in relationships are so weak! Blah, blah, blah... babies, love... why can’t people just Shiv differently like me?!
Well Diary, I have my cotton-eye on someone! He’s hung like a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles! I can’t tell you who cos I don’t do relationships and a one night stand isn’t a good look on my stories. Sitting on people during BJJ has given me the absolute horn!
That one I have to pretend to like has launched a book called “Pain in the Hole Nicole”. Why did I go and tell her she had potential? Have I learned nothing from Begster?
Went to the bookstore and I cannot believe there is still a fiction section Why would anyone want to read a story when they can manifest takeaways (with their best pal for whom they have the serious green eye) and have the chats about whether their blue personality type suits the other one’s yellow. I love being informed and educating people.
Not sure about the vaccine still... hoping for a collab with Pfizer and I’m going to start tagging them in my stories next week
The outpouring of sympathy for my numerous mishaps of personal theft didn’t quite generate the traction I was hoping for. Might have to fly economy this time
By the way Diary... did ya hear that I’m sexy now?
Looking forward to catching up for more LOLs and YOLOs soon.
Oh PS I found this amazing new show called “Line of Duty”. It’s absolutely class ... no one had ever heard of it, and since I started featuring it on my stories now I have everyone watching it! Well, writing this much down has burned at least 600 cals so I’m off for a Cinnabon bun and a wheelbarrow of Tipsy Gingers (if you know you know!!).
Love ya Diary,
Shivs x
Oh yes.. I don’t even miss being blocked by her Shivness when there are these recapsDear Diary,
Hectic couple of weeks. We are settling into the new villa. The natives are still waking me up with that ridiculous racket at the same hour of the morning that I’d be getting up anyway, and I am still showing my ignorance by complaining about it.
Sinead is annoying the shite out of me. People in relationships are so weak! Blah, blah, blah... babies, love... why can’t people just Shiv differently like me?!
Well Diary, I have my cotton-eye on someone! He’s hung like a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles! I can’t tell you who cos I don’t do relationships and a one night stand isn’t a good look on my stories. Sitting on people during BJJ has given me the absolute horn!
That one I have to pretend to like has launched a book called “Pain in the Hole Nicole”. Why did I go and tell her she had potential? Have I learned nothing from Begster?
Went to the bookstore and I cannot believe there is still a fiction section Why would anyone want to read a story when they can manifest takeaways (with their best pal for whom they have the serious green eye) and have the chats about whether their blue personality type suits the other one’s yellow. I love being informed and educating people.
Not sure about the vaccine still... hoping for a collab with Pfizer and I’m going to start tagging them in my stories next week
The outpouring of sympathy for my numerous mishaps of personal theft didn’t quite generate the traction I was hoping for. Might have to fly economy this time
By the way Diary... did ya hear that I’m sexy now?
Looking forward to catching up for more LOLs and YOLOs soon.
Oh PS I found this amazing new show called “Line of Duty”. It’s absolutely class ... no one had ever heard of it, and since I started featuring it on my stories now I have everyone watching it! Well, writing this much down has burned at least 600 cals so I’m off for a Cinnabon bun and a wheelbarrow of Tipsy Gingers (if you know you know!!).
Love ya Diary,
Shivs x
A collab with Pfizer i died because she literally wouldDear Diary,
Hectic couple of weeks. We are settling into the new villa. The natives are still waking me up with that ridiculous racket at the same hour of the morning that I’d be getting up anyway, and I am still showing my ignorance by complaining about it.
Sinead is annoying the shite out of me. People in relationships are so weak! Blah, blah, blah... babies, love... why can’t people just Shiv differently like me?!
Well Diary, I have my cotton-eye on someone! He’s hung like a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles! I can’t tell you who cos I don’t do relationships and a one night stand isn’t a good look on my stories. Sitting on people during BJJ has given me the absolute horn!
That one I have to pretend to like has launched a book called “Pain in the Hole Nicole”. Why did I go and tell her she had potential? Have I learned nothing from Begster?
Went to the bookstore and I cannot believe there is still a fiction section Why would anyone want to read a story when they can manifest takeaways (with their best pal for whom they have the serious green eye) and have the chats about whether their blue personality type suits the other one’s yellow. I love being informed and educating people.
Not sure about the vaccine still... hoping for a collab with Pfizer and I’m going to start tagging them in my stories next week
The outpouring of sympathy for my numerous mishaps of personal theft didn’t quite generate the traction I was hoping for. Might have to fly economy this time
By the way Diary... did ya hear that I’m sexy now?
Looking forward to catching up for more LOLs and YOLOs soon.
Oh PS I found this amazing new show called “Line of Duty”. It’s absolutely class ... no one had ever heard of it, and since I started featuring it on my stories now I have everyone watching it! Well, writing this much down has burned at least 600 cals so I’m off for a Cinnabon bun and a wheelbarrow of Tipsy Gingers (if you know you know!!).
Love ya Diary,
Shivs x
Yeah but she said she likes it casual. She was on a date with him the other nightIs Becca still seeing that guy? Havent seen anything of him after that time a few weeks ago, but I dont watch her all the time either, just curious!
Or read fiction..yet watches it on tvShe doesn’t watch tv though
best laugh to wake up toDear Diary,
Hectic couple of weeks. We are settling into the new villa. The natives are still waking me up with that ridiculous racket at the same hour of the morning that I’d be getting up anyway, and I am still showing my ignorance by complaining about it.
Sinead is annoying the shite out of me. People in relationships are so weak! Blah, blah, blah... babies, love... why can’t people just Shiv differently like me?!
Well Diary, I have my cotton-eye on someone! He’s hung like a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles! I can’t tell you who cos I don’t do relationships and a one night stand isn’t a good look on my stories. Sitting on people during BJJ has given me the absolute horn!
That one I have to pretend to like has launched a book called “Pain in the Hole Nicole”. Why did I go and tell her she had potential? Have I learned nothing from Begster?
Went to the bookstore and I cannot believe there is still a fiction section Why would anyone want to read a story when they can manifest takeaways (with their best pal for whom they have the serious green eye) and have the chats about whether their blue personality type suits the other one’s yellow. I love being informed and educating people.
Not sure about the vaccine still... hoping for a collab with Pfizer and I’m going to start tagging them in my stories next week
The outpouring of sympathy for my numerous mishaps of personal theft didn’t quite generate the traction I was hoping for. Might have to fly economy this time
By the way Diary... did ya hear that I’m sexy now?
Looking forward to catching up for more LOLs and YOLOs soon.
Oh PS I found this amazing new show called “Line of Duty”. It’s absolutely class ... no one had ever heard of it, and since I started featuring it on my stories now I have everyone watching it! Well, writing this much down has burned at least 600 cals so I’m off for a Cinnabon bun and a wheelbarrow of Tipsy Gingers (if you know you know!!).
Love ya Diary,
Shivs x
Always knew this was bullshit and also something pyrimid scheme huns always say "if you can waste your time watching netflix, you can start your own business" LOL! Except for when I feel like it, then its okayDoes no one remember her ages ago- similar to her fiction comment, that she doesn't watch tv she'd rather be in gym, meeting friends, exercising. Now everyone talking about Line of Duty, suddenly shes a huge fan!! Like WTAF!