LetsCallEmOut
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Just making sure this is here for the next time Shiv checks in
Hi Shiv
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Biscuit or cake
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I can't handle her mouth in this video.
leahcimm123
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Not like our Shiv to plonk herself front and centre of a group photo. I, for one, am shook
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Noholdsbarred
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And the person saying do not block, she literally blocks everyone lolDoesn’t think the MP pics were edited.
Whatttttttt? That’s more than lights hun.
Whatsgoingon898
Well-known member
Oh wow! Just rewatched the story there now and you guys are right, she looks naaaaay impressed with Siobhan having the passport!!!! 
🫣 also I’m sure Siobhan said she was going to Portugal for the retreat- (not that it’s surprising but she’s a pretty shit friend if she’s not going to any of Sineads retreats and all the flying round she does).
She’s some weapon, imagine saying this morning ‘zero flights for a while’ when a) she should be supporting her mate and b) she’s actually almost prevented the same mate from flying to her own retreat after taking her passport!
Read the room Siobhan!!
🫣 also I’m sure Siobhan said she was going to Portugal for the retreat- (not that it’s surprising but she’s a pretty shit friend if she’s not going to any of Sineads retreats and all the flying round she does). She’s some weapon, imagine saying this morning ‘zero flights for a while’ when a) she should be supporting her mate and b) she’s actually almost prevented the same mate from flying to her own retreat after taking her passport!
Read the room Siobhan!!
testingonetwothreefoiur
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Christ. This one would argue about the sky being blue and work in some story about not dieting and “living her best life” as the explanation.
Siobhan, you look 5 stone heavier than your own insta shots in those photos and like you’ve had a head transplant. You can acknowledge that and show a bit of honesty and transparency without dissing MP - how about saying you were surprised but equally it’s great exposure / marketing so going to make the most of it?
Also the opposite of “toxic dieting” is not binge eating and drinking yourself into oblivion and rocking up to a professional photoshoot in all your bloated glory. It’s taking a balanced approach towards food and not abusing the crap out of your body to prove some point to your followers. But you’re a “fitness influencer” so already know all about that.
Siobhan, you look 5 stone heavier than your own insta shots in those photos and like you’ve had a head transplant. You can acknowledge that and show a bit of honesty and transparency without dissing MP - how about saying you were surprised but equally it’s great exposure / marketing so going to make the most of it?
Also the opposite of “toxic dieting” is not binge eating and drinking yourself into oblivion and rocking up to a professional photoshoot in all your bloated glory. It’s taking a balanced approach towards food and not abusing the crap out of your body to prove some point to your followers. But you’re a “fitness influencer” so already know all about that.
Jamsam12345
Active member
She is absolutely livid walking around like a bull and I am here for it hahahaha
Eggs&bacon
Well-known member
Oh here we go. I hope Diren still has the plastic seat covers on the new whip, they’ll be drenched otherwise. 
Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
“Hi Guys,
Jazzy Shiv Shiv here. Just to let you all know that I’m still mad into Jazz music, definitely am. Listen to it when I’m cleaning my 2 bedf flat in Clapham.
Actually yeah, I was even approached to play Billie Holliday in a new Hollywood blockbuster from a really famous, really cool Hollywood director. He spotted me when I was out on one of my walks/runs/swims/hikes/rollerblades down Clapham Common and he said I looked exactly like Billie….even though I’m white BUT STILL.
I sang some really cool jazz song and he said I was better than Whitney Houston.
Just got my nails done. They’re so fab. I get them short so I don’t injure my fanjula when I’m hammering away.
Anyway. Have to go now. Love London so much. I really do. I’m not just saying it. I’m a really happy person. Probably the happiest in the world. Anyone says I’m not is defo a hater.
P.s. The Furnace is currently 98% off but defo gonna end soon, anyone that says It’s been on offer the last 15 months is a liar
Off to listen to some cool jazz now
Jazzy Shiv Shiv xxx”
Jazzy Shiv Shiv here. Just to let you all know that I’m still mad into Jazz music, definitely am. Listen to it when I’m cleaning my 2 bedf flat in Clapham.
Actually yeah, I was even approached to play Billie Holliday in a new Hollywood blockbuster from a really famous, really cool Hollywood director. He spotted me when I was out on one of my walks/runs/swims/hikes/rollerblades down Clapham Common and he said I looked exactly like Billie….even though I’m white BUT STILL.
I sang some really cool jazz song and he said I was better than Whitney Houston.
Just got my nails done. They’re so fab. I get them short so I don’t injure my fanjula when I’m hammering away.
Anyway. Have to go now. Love London so much. I really do. I’m not just saying it. I’m a really happy person. Probably the happiest in the world. Anyone says I’m not is defo a hater.
P.s. The Furnace is currently 98% off but defo gonna end soon, anyone that says It’s been on offer the last 15 months is a liar
Off to listen to some cool jazz now
Jazzy Shiv Shiv xxx”
They might have photoshopped the hell out of her face and boobs but if that's them taking in her waist and legs what has she been doing to her photos.
She looks huge in that shoot I'm comparison to what she puts up.
And of course, it goes without saying, the set is rotten and looks totally unsupportive.
IndividualIf20
VIP Member
She makes my skin crawl honestly. Particularly as the last few years she has looked down and sneered at anyone watching Love Island and going on and on about Book Island to show she was better than all us mere mortals.
Well, I've watched every season of love island since it started, I've never been so drunk and alone as to message someone of it though
I also read, but it's fiction not self help so probably doesn't count.
BashmentLady
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The lips and the ""tan"" immediately made me think of herself.
It's actually so embrassing she stripped down to her bikini. There must have been men losing their minds masturbating left right and centre. If she lived in Dublin would she be doing the same in Stephens Green. Like seriously what is wrong with her. Like her body looks good but it's just weird to get down to nothing for some pictures. I think she has been on the drink heavy as usual and the week of her photoshopped face has triggered her. Like I'd feel shit about my face if I looked completely different from the real pictures compared to the PS.
Spoofersthelotofthem
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It's clearly not a meet and greet with fans so and more a PR exercise with only people with big count followers invited.
Absolute charlatans.
Old MyProtein gear covered in cobwebs, pulled from the warehouse, rebranded and relaunched under the names of Irelands worst influencers with all the bells and whistles. It's so transparent what a con this is. You can see why Sinead and Shiv act the way they do.
They are empowered by the industry to lie and scam. MyProtein must think we are thick on this Island and all big fans of this pair of gobshites.
Absolute charlatans.
Old MyProtein gear covered in cobwebs, pulled from the warehouse, rebranded and relaunched under the names of Irelands worst influencers with all the bells and whistles. It's so transparent what a con this is. You can see why Sinead and Shiv act the way they do.
They are empowered by the industry to lie and scam. MyProtein must think we are thick on this Island and all big fans of this pair of gobshites.
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instaknobs
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This
But I realise now that the industry needs me,
Hilarious
But I realise now that the industry needs me,
Hilarious