Dont you get it? Washing is for all you losers. All you losers withit appears that washing is not a high priority
Jesus when you put it like that... she won’t have time to wipe her own arse soon. Maybe that’s why she eats so much rubbish? Can’t afford not to be constipated as only has enough time to open her bowels once per weekDoesn't anyone who considers themselves important enough to do morning coffee thoughts come across as an arse hole
Aw now be fair. By the time she walks around in her too small runners, reads, does some yoga, crossfit, jujitsu, the other exercise class she does, eats her body weight in empty kilo calories or else high saturated fat foods, stalks James, does her Daniel Wellington ad, does her My Protein #SponsoredAthlete ad, and considers whether or not to open up spaces in the extremely elite but spaces come up every second date OH Fitness Furnace..... That's a busy day! God help her, she's such an inspiration that she fits so much into one little busy day!
God when you put it like that I think her few weeks in London have cost the same as a few months of mortgage repayments for many of us here. But sure #yolo, #livingexpensively(6) Own my own home? Feck that when I can pay a fortune for overpriced short term rentals in places where I have no friends
You don't need to be an adventurous cook to feed yourself healthy food. She could get ready chopped stir fry veg and have that with chicken and it would be ready in minutes. Or a piece of fresh fish... You can even buy it prepared in a bag to just pop in the oven Or a baked potato and a tin of bloody beans.. No skill needed! I don't know how people make it to adulthood without being able to cook a few healthy meals, use a washing machine etc ... It's not cute or a flex, just learn! I mean, she has no 'real' job. She could take cooking courses. She could cook along to YouTube videos for a few weeks. I don't get it. Ready meals like that are rank.Another day another ready meal...does she never cook for herself?! Her insides must be crying from all the salt and additives / general crap!
Her blood pressure will be through the roof with all that salt.You don't need to be an adventurous cook to feed yourself healthy food. She could get ready chopped stir fry veg and have that with chicken and it would be ready in minutes. Or a piece of fresh fish... You can even buy it prepared in a bag to just pop in the oven Or a baked potato and a tin of bloody beans.. No skill needed! I don't know how people make it to adulthood without being able to cook a few healthy meals, use a washing machine etc ... It's not cute or a flex, just learn! I mean, she has no 'real' job. She could take cooking courses. She could cook along to YouTube videos for a few weeks. I don't get it. Ready meals like that are rank.
I think her issue is she doesn’t want to learn or change or see the issue with not being able to cook? She doesn’t see the problem with her diet and eating habits and I’d say she thinks it’s normal and expects to be able to rely on dominos etc forever. When she’s in Bali etc it’s like she lives the holiday diet like when a normal person stays in a hotel room and can’t cook, which is grand for the week or two. Siobhan lives that every single day. Not having time is a bullshit excuse. She doesn’t get up at 5 cause she has so much to do, she gets up at 5 because she goes to sleep at 9 out of boredom and not having enough to do. She needs to grow up and cop on now, no ones laughing along with her that at 32 she can’t do anything for herself.You don't need to be an adventurous cook to feed yourself healthy food. She could get ready chopped stir fry veg and have that with chicken and it would be ready in minutes. Or a piece of fresh fish... You can even buy it prepared in a bag to just pop in the oven Or a baked potato and a tin of bloody beans.. No skill needed! I don't know how people make it to adulthood without being able to cook a few healthy meals, use a washing machine etc ... It's not cute or a flex, just learn! I mean, she has no 'real' job. She could take cooking courses. She could cook along to YouTube videos for a few weeks. I don't get it. Ready meals like that are rank.
She thinks and talks about children more than anyone i know"If I had a kid I would encourage them to do Jiu Jitsu over anything else"
So she is thinking of having children
Oh that’s the guy that says skin cancer isn’t real & he sunbathes nude (on his insta!) and doesn’t ‘need’ suntan lotionHas anybody read that article on Insider about how foreigners are taking the piss in Bali to the detriment of the locals? Siobh’s mate Dave Driskall abusing the owners of her favorite cinnamon bun shop because they are giving free coffees out to vaccinated people. Just goes to show the type of utter bleep that she associates with
That’s the one, sounds lovely doesn’t heOh that’s the guy that says skin cancer isn’t real & he sunbathes nude (on his insta!) and doesn’t ‘need’ suntan lotion