Dear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic
A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.
I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.
Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.
Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.
I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.
I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.
James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.
I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.
As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another
I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.
London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee
its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode
The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets
I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ
James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?
if she has to try that hard to get theses peoples attention she really needs to take a hint
What was that about, she looked like she was gonna cry??
