Congrats to @clickonkelly for the excellent winning title!
Where does the money come from? Buying bags like that and is she living in Chelsea? I’m speechlessGenuinely surprised she spent that much on a bag when she lives the way she does. My savings are healthy because I don't spunk my money and am so close to my dream home (it's a tit hole like but in time) I just can't believe a woman in her 30s would waste money like that when she don't have a home or a real source of income, sending out the wrong message if she's got young followers
I have no idea, I'm lost trying to understand that bullshit furnace. Did she actually buy it from a shop...Where does the money come from? Buying bags like that and is she living in Chelsea? I’m speechless
OHnly FansWhere does the money come from? Buying bags like that and is she living in Chelsea? I’m speechless
Omg imagineOHnly Fans
BrilliantDear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic
A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.
I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.
Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.
Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.
I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.
I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.
James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.
I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.
As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another
I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.
London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee
its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode
The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets
I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ
James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?
and her smelly Sandels!Well she knew she was caught out with this one. Nice attempt at damage limitation. We all know you are an utter fraud. View attachment 614411
AwesomeDear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic
A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.
I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.
Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.
Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.
I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.
I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.
James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.
I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.
As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another
I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.
London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee
its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode
The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets
I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ
James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?