Siobh.Ohagan #12 Playing a game of Covid Dodge, all to stay in a Travel Lodge

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Great thread title, looking forward to seeing how our intrepid solo traveller does over the next week!!
 
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The STATE of her flat out stalking that gobshite James. I’m actually mortified for her.
 
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Genuinely surprised she spent that much on a bag when she lives the way she does. My savings are healthy because I don't spunk my money and am so close to my dream home (it's a absolute tit hole like but in time🤞) I just can't believe a woman in her 30s would waste money like that when she don't have a home or a real source of income, sending out the wrong message if she's got young followers ☹
 
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Genuinely surprised she spent that much on a bag when she lives the way she does. My savings are healthy because I don't spunk my money and am so close to my dream home (it's a tit hole like but in time🤞) I just can't believe a woman in her 30s would waste money like that when she don't have a home or a real source of income, sending out the wrong message if she's got young followers ☹
Where does the money come from? Buying bags like that and is she living in Chelsea? I’m speechless
 
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I wasn't sure if that is the same BJJ place that James and Diren go to.. I know they both follow it.. and do go there occasionally but think that's for 1:1 sessions rather than where they train regularly.. but I could be wrong.
 
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That isn’t the same BJJ place that James Smith goes to is it? I would die of embarrassment
 
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Dear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic

A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.

I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.

Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.

Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.

I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.

I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.

James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.

I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.

As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another

I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.

London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee

its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode

The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets

I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ

James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?
 
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Dear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic

A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.

I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.

Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.

Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.

I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.

I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.

James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.

I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.

As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another

I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.

London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee

its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode

The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets

I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ

James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?
Brilliant
 
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Well she knew she was caught out with this one. Nice attempt at damage limitation. We all know you are an utter fraud.
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Dear Diary
Living Differently in a Pandemic

A few weeks ago,
I got a brainwave when eating,
To pop on a plane,
But that one troll was seething.

I arrived in Portugal,
To surprise my only sister,
She was turning 30,
And I really had missed her.

Some troll on my YouTube,
Created over 400 profiles,
To give me a thumbs down,
Because first class I did fly.

Portugal was great,
We had lots of nights out,
Despite restricts of covid,
Every rule I did flout.

I estimated calories,
To stay right on track,
And my shoes started smelling,
As my grandmother feet turned black.

I got sick of Portugal,
With the lack of fruit and veg,
I dropped hints to Leanne,
But she didn’t pick up on my beg.

James and Diren are back in London,
So I made my way here,
In preparation I have:
A hair free smooth rear.

I don’t like Fliss,
But she’s my way into the gang,
If I meet James at BJJ,
I’ll shift him with my fangs.

As coincidence would have it,
I’m missing my mother
By the time I fly home
I’ll qualify for one vaccine or another

I bought a Gucci bag,
It’s just for the grid,
What the sheep don’t know,
Is I’ll flog it for a few quid.

London is expensive,
And nobody knows me?
Even with my new bag
And my new shiny gee

its almost time again
For Mams Rocky road
But I can’t live at home
When I’m in binge mode

The furnace is flying
Lots of happy excel sheets
Spaces are limited
But Swipe up for the deets

I must sign off now
I’ve a dominos on the way
I have to reward myself
After all the BJJ

James still hasn’t noticed
That I’m nearer than ever
I wonder does he know
I got 500 points and I’m clever ?
Awesome 👏
 
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