Simone Anderson #51 Asher Roo is about to turn 3, so Simone is seeing what she can get gifted for free

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Jokes on her though as if she has truly brought from that account its just marked up headbands from Ali express
 
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Simomo if you’re going to send yourself messages let’s not go tooooo over the top, let’s TRY and keep it believable!
“You are my hero!”?! come ON!! 🫠

 
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Won’t Asher know the Lion King though!? Sure Trent bought him a stuffed toy as a baby and Simone kept hiding it as it ruined the aesthetics on the nursery.
I remember that. Wonder if they still have it? Post some proof today Simmo.
 
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Enjoy the lead and cadmium soaked into your Temu clothes Simmy (and let’s face it, soaked into your Yves St Fauxrent as well)
 
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Morning! TC here with a quick question on your latest “recipe”…

In the ingredients, you’ve said to dice the avocado but then in the instructions you’ve said “top with sliced avocado”…? I’m sure you’ll have it fixed in no time it maybe double check next time when you’re copying and pasting from someone else’s work
 
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It definitely must be the FARTS household given how many hard boiled eggs she eats.
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Annnnnnnnnnd it’s changed already. Good Morning Simone! Can we see the Simba toy Trent got? Also almost a year since your cycle posted anything. How’s that business going?
 
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Wow, edited within 5 minutes… at a raging party on a Tuesday morning are we?

For my next edit request, could you credit the person who you stole this from? Because you’re SO good at copying and pasting, I’ll pop it here for you: @healthyishfoods

Have the day you deserve
 
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Imagine being her neighbours, and seeing this with her big plastered on, fake arse, dopey smile filming herself walking out the door!🫠🫠🫣🫣
Also, no “Chucks” for Provyder today Simomo?

 
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She'll take this as a compliment...
But Simone remind anyone of Smurfette?
A) not real
B) surrounded by males
C) yellow hair
D) always sunny wherever she is
E) dresses and heels no matter what
F) always "perfect"
G) (from Wikipedia)Papa Smurf takes pity on her and takes her to his laboratory, where they lock themselves in while he performed "plastic smurfery" on her in which her hair is made blonde, her eyelashes have been lengthened, and her nose has been shortened
 
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